Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

just came here to post the badger news, the full breathtaking details of which i think might have given me brain damage

i mean credit where credit's due, trump saw a chance to troll reince preibus and he took it and i can't say i'd do any different if i had the chance

I think we should all do whatever we can to help make Donald Trump's clear desire to be surgically-altered into and/or fuck a badger a reality.

How exactly DO badgers "work"? Enquiring minds want to know.

Pulleys and steam iirc

I'm picturing Priebus becoming progressively more irritated as the badger questions continue and am afraid this is actually evidence Trump was doing this as a bit

The last three years:

*Donald Trump appoints new advisor/cabinet member*
Me: Ugh, looks like he finally found someone ghoulish enough to pledge absolute loyalty
*a few months pass*
*ghoul complains about working under Trump*
*Trump fires ghoul*
*Donald Trump appoints new advisor/cabinet member*
Me: Ugh, looks like he finally found someone ghoulish enough to pledge absolute loyalty

https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2020/02/14/trump-mocks-faith-others-his-own-religious-practices-remain-opaque/

lol

his 'religious practices'

lol

lol

Commander in dud

going apeshit over this video pic.twitter.com/CbSjKee5Z7

— chris (@TonyBeast1957) February 21, 2020

peep trump grimacing at bloomps wolfing down the dirty street meat

That video is like watching the time lapse decomposition of a gazelle only instead of a gazelle it's western civilization.

major heidecker vibes

everyone in that video is an awful piece of shit

did Marilu Henner give extremely specific and accurate evidence against you

everyone in that video is an awful piece of shit

did Marilu Henner give extremely specific and accurate evidence against you

i did not recognise Marilu among that slurry of human excrement

did i even see gene simmons in there too?

i mean it probably isn't him but he might as well turn up in that, why not

yes gene was there and tbh that was the final straw for me

Note the early versions of MAGA Hats the female contestants are wearing.

It's perfect red meat for the base that Trump has denounced the foreign winner of the USAmerican Oscars (and one with leftish class politics at that), but the fact that he referenced GONE WITH THE WIND says so much. I mean that movie is even older than he is. The election of Trump was about an America that is dying. Sometimes I fear it is being reborn in new forms, but for the most part I think it actually is dying.

for the most part I think it actually is dying

it sure seems to be taking its sweet time in going about it

Trump certainly looks like he smells like he's dying

speaking of dying and smells, I read something about his trip to India expressing concern that his beef-centric diet will be compromised because they will not serve him beef there. Imagining him squirming hungrily in front of a plate of delicious vegetarian Indian food that he can't bring his pitiful palate to eat -- LOOOOOOOOOL

I hope he dies of dysentery.

Morning Joe actually spent five minutes ruminating on the consequences of the president's inability to eat a Bic Mac in New Delhi.

The thing I read was on CNN.com! I clicked somewhat shamefully because I wanted to know more after that sweet headline :( After reading, I began to relish the idea of him being severely uncomfortable.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/23/politics/donald-trump-india-beef-vegetarian/index.html

he must really have exceptional health to have not succumbed to colon cancer by now

How can he succumb to the thing he is the living embodiment of

Yeah this fuels my belief that he is a roiling blob of human cancer. How on earth can he have survived with that diet? He is revolting through and through, like ALL the way up and down and inside out.

there is not actually a clear passage through and through

Good point.

Pretty sure there is beef jerky in his pockets - all pockets - at all times.

what it's actual big macs in the pockets?

he must really have exceptional health to have not succumbed to colon cancer by now

in Putin's Russia colon cancer succumbs to him

!!!!! pic.twitter.com/q7xJ8wGsRD

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) February 24, 2020

But no cauliflower rice, that might push him over the edge into hitting the red button and nuking Mexico or something.

serve him cauliflower ears for dinner

if i known it was that kinda republican party, i woulda stuck my cauliflower in the mashed potatoes

lol

who's a good boy

"making the ice cream less accessible" is excellent

Just store it at floor level. No way he's making it that far down unless he falls.

I assume someone has already alerted Daniel Drezner to that.

On Mar-a-Lago's website, I stumbled on this photo of one of their guest rooms.
If you've stayed here, tell me what they charged you!
Also, tell me what the deal is w/the frog. pic.twitter.com/pthnq4pH4m

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) February 24, 2020

The frog was modeled after Trump himself during one of his famous executive time mega dumps

little lord froggleroy

That’s Jeremy Fisher. I don’t know what he’s doing there.

Trump spent 45 minutes today w/producers behind a play that dramatized the text messages between FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, complaining about why "some people are in prison and others aren't." He is now meeting with Diamond and Silk and others. https://t.co/5jIxvyyUfl

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 27, 2020