British Right-Wing Pundits

imagine taking advice of somebody who has mortally insulted you!

BRB, going to Primark then London

As an editor who has worked on several British newspapers, I have been caught in an elaborate street scam causing me to publish articles by a man calling himself 'David Aaronovitch' for the past 30 years

— Rosewood Shoehorn (@apiarism) February 7, 2020

good to see that aaronovitch has learned his lesson from his support of the iraq war and is now much more careful about not being easily hoodwinked by the thinnest veneer of obvious bullshit

lol look at these google results i just got, the evolution of a
galaxy brain in action

https://i.imgur.com/DmYZrgx.jpg

Can’t believe that I’m so behind in reading the Express that I missed this article, when one of the columnists of a national newspaper that regularly moans about snowflakes used *an entire page* to throw a complete shit-fit about not getting her coffee served warm enough pic.twitter.com/w1OfMsUnTt

— Pointless Letters (@pointlesslettrs) March 22, 2020

from that distant country that was February 2020!

Say what you like about British right-wing pundits but we've now got one running the country.

would be happy to see carole malone gasping for air tbh

i think one of her recent pieces was along the lines of: phew, thank god Corbyn isn't PM during this time of national crisis and .. blah blah.. I don't think it is controversial to say Corbyn has a good record of putting people before GDP.

She is an especially vile specimen.

The bar is sinking rapidly through the earth’s course and making good time for the core.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUQoU4HXsAEin1S?format=jpg&name=large

There's a wry amusement in predicting when these clowns will come down with the virus.

I can never parse Hodges, is he pro-Covid now?

I mean also fuck clicking on a Mail link

Checking up on Hodges and fell into infinite contempt vortex - who is worse, SKinnock or the SWP??

Hello @SKinnock we know celebrating your Dad’s birthday is a lovely thing to do, however this is not essential travel. We all have our part to play in this, we urge you to comply with @GOVUK restrictions, they are in place to keep us all safe. Thank you. ^cy

— South Wales Police | #StayHomeSaveLives (@swpolice) March 29, 2020

Fools cheering for their own imprisonment? What does that mean?

much as i despise Skinnock, that's just the pigs throwing their weight around again afaict

World Cup of Stupid Centrist Hacks is getting tense now btw

Can’t find the daily mail thread but St BoJo was infected but the perfidious EU

The Mail on Sunday has *2 double page splashes* deflecting blame for the coronavirus onto foreigners and stirring up xenophobia.

Target 1: the EU.
Target 2: China.

The reality is, Boris Johnson bungled this crisis very, very badly. He zigged when the rest of the world zagged. pic.twitter.com/4zcTd5wGPy

— Edwin Hayward 🦄 🗡, 🇬🇧 🔜 🇪🇺 (@uk_domain_names) March 29, 2020

xp I am looking at this rn and group three has me sweating like a mod opening a thread where someone just slagged off the filth

Most of the groups have been tough as hell, I think it's the top 2 from each plus the 4 highest third places for the knockouts tho. Glinner was a pretty easy vote tbh

WORLD CUP OF STUPID CENTRIST HACKS - THE GRAND FINAL

— World Cup of Stupid Centrist Hacks (@centristhacks) April 3, 2020

a classic final

52/48 LMAO

expecting O'Brien to lodge a legal challenge

Pearson's grift going from talking about fancy shit with Tom Paulin to chatting about clapping with some fash weirdo in a basement is pretty much the perfect metaphor for the UK media's descent pic.twitter.com/ASPyDeetaR

— I Am Damo Godzuki ⬛🔴 (@b11ckchps) April 7, 2020

Who uses "so much for the tolerant left" unironically in 2020?

Paul Watson

I bet he also says "Sheeple"

Allison Pearson is the dictionary definition of a failure in every respect of her life.

Like, even her bestselling novel is overshadowed by the fact she didn't deliver the follow-up and was sued by her publisher.

Fuck you, Sarah Vine. pic.twitter.com/0alNDSVMeD

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) April 8, 2020

fuck sake

but he used to play rugby at school don't you know?

this shambling hulk of a man who sweats butter and cums foie gras is in the peak of good health!

I am bouncing, Bordeaux-loving; you're a fat drunk.

I'll be the judge here of what "silenced" really means and all I can see is a cowardly flop sweat, swinging the lead because he's completely fucked his job and literally trying to steal oxygen.

cheers for new DN sarah

Come now, a fat drunk won the war single handedly for Britain, these times call for another fat drunk to totter to the nation's rescue.

yeah but one was a fat self-aggrandizing racist drunk whereas the other is

all rw columnists are engaging in gross fanfic at this point

This rw cumfest is the true apocalypse

isn't gove supposed to have the covid too or is that just something i dreamt?

self-isolating because ‘someone’ in his household has it, no symptoms for our boy just yet

Virus hasn't yet spread to wood-based life forms

I hope we don't have an inquiry when this is over. If there are lessons to be learned, fine; but if there is just blame to be spread, forget it

— John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) April 7, 2020

first time in his afterlife that Rentoul's got no interest in where the bodies are buried

More from the interesting dissenter Dr John Lee : 'Is there any evidence [the shutdown] is doing any good at all?'https://t.co/GWWJPs8ifv

— Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) April 17, 2020

go lick some handrails on the circle line you fucking crank!

Fuck him for talking to Spiked but what he says is pretty measured I think

I disagree very strongly!

I mean he's basically been saying we shouldn't jeopardise the economy at the expense of preventing thousands of people dying basically isn't it?