Don't you mess around with me
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
the one Yang Gang guy I know on FB (who apparently voted for Jill Stein in 2016) has moved on to being a Bernie fanatic complaining about how Iowa was rigged by Pete, fwiw
― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:07 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
did he do the MATH
― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
He did the monster math
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, February 6, 2020 4:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― jaymc, Friday, 7 February 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link
lol
― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:51 (four years ago) link
Hahaha
― Ste, Friday, 7 February 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
i'm loving it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
lolit was a facebook smash!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 7 February 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
Thumbs up
― brimstead, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link
Your out-of-date Flash player has caught on in a ... oh wait
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
but what if a species with eight vaginas is discovered, what the hell do you call that― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:15 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
slipknot― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:19 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
Lol
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link
I've been waiting to see what the talking points from the troll/shill/wrecker "left" will be once it looks like Bernie's going to win the nomination. They've got quite a needle to thread, since all of their propaganda points have to be in the format "I like Bernie but I won't vote for him for reason X". So far I've seen:- I like Bernie but he ended up endorsing Hillary in 2016, so I won't vote for him.- I like Bernie but I hate the Democratic party more, so since he's running as a Democrat I won't vote for him.collect 'em all― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2020 13:57 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinkYeah that definitely seems like what will happen.― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 13:59 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinkShills? For whom? Big Anarcho-Syndicalism?― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 14:08 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― wee jim o’conor (wins), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
i thought we were an autonomous collective
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
if a double decker buscrashes into usto die by Moz's sideI'll be happy to know that he's died
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, February 12, 2020 4:27 PM bookmarkflaglink
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
lol at all the people in the comments suggesting BAME Labour should have picked Lisa Nandy.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:40 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
BAME recognise BAME
― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:46 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:37 (four years ago) link
humour
― greta van thunberger fleetwig (rip van wanko), Thursday, 13 February 2020 03:14 (four years ago) link
did you actually laugh at that DJP and Karl? xp
― treeship., Thursday, 13 February 2020 03:22 (four years ago) link
we have a challenge flag on the field, going to have to send it back to New York for a ruling
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 February 2020 03:38 (four years ago) link
Yes I did because
a) I thought it was funny, andb) the idea of Morrissey dying makes me smile
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 13 February 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 February 2020 04:42 (four years ago) link
cosign both points
but not necessarily in that order
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 February 2020 08:03 (four years ago) link
the universe can't experience itself subjectively in four dimensions unless it creates life, obv - you're doing the machine elves a favour by being conscripted into birth
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:02 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
this is canon
All is headcanon anyway tbh.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:03 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
the birth canal is vagcannon iirc
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:04 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 February 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
people just act so offended that you don't want to produce a baby that they imagine would be cute with good hair and can do a reasonable amount of math.
― Yerac, Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:47 AM (three minutes ago)
lold irl
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link
yes, vg
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link
triggered tbh
― sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
some people love them, some people hate them, but we can all agree on one thing...everybody loves The Beatles
― frogbs, Thursday, February 13, 2020 2:46 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link
I did lol
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link
not really surprising that a thread consumed with antinatalism would ultimately become about suicide
― Mordy, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:09 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
I hope all your children disappoint and then reject you ffs
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:09 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Next up: the death penalty.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:10 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Friday, 14 February 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link
3-for-3 there imo <3 to all
everybody has to report to the cum vat once a year
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:31 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
and cum in it
― imago, Friday, 14 February 2020 00:04 (four years ago) link
setting my watch
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link
thx imago proud of my comic timing there despite being incandescent with fury at the time
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 14 February 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link
ur funny even when not pissed off but it may give you an edge, ilx is a great place to get mad iirc
― imago, Friday, 14 February 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link
better place to get even imo
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link
best place to get crazy
― seandalai, Friday, 14 February 2020 00:58 (four years ago) link
best place to get lucky, best place to get lucky
― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link
Daft Punk Vs. Babies: T/S
― sarahell, Friday, 14 February 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link
basically
― Nude Law (rip van wanko), Friday, 14 February 2020 03:03 (four years ago) link
Warren endorsing Klobuchar would be idiotic, what would she gain by that?
― Frederik B, Friday, February 14, 2020 8:26 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Klout
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 8:27 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― uncrut gems (crüt), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
"fell pregnant"
― conrad, Sunday, 16 February 2020 10:41 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Sounds like a calque from the French 'tomber enceinte'.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 16 February 2020 10:44 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
that annoys the shit out of me too
― conrad, Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:14 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
You fall pregnant like you fall ill. One for the babby thread?
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:19 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
pleasing echoes of plump, ripe babbies dropping to the floor like apples in autumn
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:25 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
LET THE BABBIES HIT THE FLOOR
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:33 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 17 February 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
lol was just about to
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 17 February 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link
Channelling my inner Neanderthal.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Monday, 17 February 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link
:D
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link
Doff cap
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 February 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link
i saw a screenshot of him standing next to wolfman or something, in that debate.his healthcare plan was perfect― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, February 18, 2020 11:20 AM
― Natalie Wouldn't (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
DJP I see you have typed both the words "Pete" and "Buttigieg" today and thank you for your endorsement
― mh, Wednesday, February 19, 2020 10:31 AM
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link
Scary Pocketsis creating funk!
https://www.patreon.com/scarypockets
for $60 a year you get to join their message board
for $120 a year you get to remix them
for $420 a year you get two tickets to a gig, and a trading card of a band member every month
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 4:09 PM bookmarkflaglink
how much to murder them
― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 19, 2020 4:10 PM bookmarkflaglink
You forgot to mention that the $420 Ultimate SP Experience also gets your name in the credits of their weekly videos, PLUS the chance to remix them, PLUS message board membership! Murdering them costs 20-to-life but is probably a bargain.
― the british empire's coming back, back back! (j/k) (Matt #2), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 4:13 PM bookmarkflaglink
hmm
― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 19, 2020 4:14 PM bookmarkflaglink
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
vg+
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
and then in 2022 we're getting a supermajority and splitting california into 7 states
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, February 23, 2020 3:38 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
what's that, you're confused about there being a north dakota and a south dakota? good news, we're merging them into one state called sorth dakota
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, February 23, 2020 3:41 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
west virginia abolished altogether. individual counties have a year to either become freeholds and establish bespoke trading terms with each other, neighbouring states, and the post-Brexit UK, or to join a new supervirginia called Best Virginia. D.C. gets statehood and ex-west-virginia's old star on the flag, and is renamed Inner Virginia. DC Comics is likewise renamed, for the sake of avoiding and/or creating confusion.
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Sunday, February 23, 2020 5:58 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 23 February 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link