trolling, surely? calling it, trolling.
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link
I always thought trolling was that thing where you strip naked and muss your hair and stick a jewel in your navel and a pencil up your butt. Or is that called something else?
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
always makes me so dizzy, spinning around like that
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
t-rolling
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 7 February 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
how do I set my gps to speak with rhonda vox
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:55 (four years ago) link
Mr. Tomboto,
Rhonda is more than just a vox, Rhonda is a weltanscauung.
Best,Rhonda
― sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
* Weltanschauung
maybe she's born vith it
maybe it's weltanscauung
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 February 2020 23:54 (four years ago) link
How lugubrious
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 00:09 (four years ago) link
our service desk has someone named Rhonda working there and every time, I'm like "Rhonda!!!"
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link
....?
did you think this was fuckery?
did you think you were being trolled, is this trolling?
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:14 (four years ago) link
wait a second
has the meaning changed?
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:16 (four years ago) link
not for me but ive been on top of the brief here throughout
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
Rhonda! first came into existence as a means to extricate ILXor Stevie D from a bad date ... this was like 9 years ago?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link
that is silbys rhonda now
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link
stevie!i am so happy for you- rhonda― sarahell, Friday, January 27, 2012 9:10 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
i am so happy for you
- rhonda
― sarahell, Friday, January 27, 2012 9:10 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3192223&boardid=77&threadid=89464
Is this trolling, Sarahell? Are we being trolled?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 12:55 (four years ago) link
Pretty sure the advent of Rhonda! was in 2011, which, for me, was a blur of depression and boozing ... I honestly do not remember
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 13:12 (four years ago) link
we might be being trolled is what im hearing
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link
To: All Staff
Please fill out the doodle poll for preferred times for the All Hands meeting
Warm Regards,
Rhonda!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
i went to doodle.com and it didn't work Rhonda
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
what i'm trying to say is, next time please send out handwritten notes with the web site address on them so some of us aren't confused
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
To: Karl
Please be sure to check your login credentials when responding to the poll. We have experienced problems with staff attempting to respond to the poll with their personal gmail accounts.
Best Regards,
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
sher lookit, your guess is as good as mine at this stage
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 March 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
Re: All Hands Meeting
The All Hands meeting has been cancelled. Please contact Karl Malone for further updates about pivoting this meeting to a conference call.
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
Hi Team,
It's come to my attention that some of us are unclear on company policy regarding what is known as "economic rival country virus". I am writing to provide guidance and clarity. You must wash your hands before entering the restroom. After using the restroom, you must touch the door handle with your skin. You must use as much hand sanitizer as possible, or you are a murderer. Please continue to monitor the CDC website for further guidance.
Also, no work from home is allowed, unless you're already working at home.
If there are any questions regarding my clarifying guidance, please direct all questions to Rhonda, who will take care of it from there without any input from me.
Good luck out there,
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
Hi Team and Karl,
Our Finance Department wants to remind you that even in the face of a global pandemic, it is still important to follow cost-center tracking procedures. If you are requisitioning supplies for your department or team, you need to enter the appropriate project code in your requisition request or the request will be denied. This now applies to toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
We also want to emphasize the importance of using as much hand sanitizer as possible.
Warmest Regards,
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Rhonda,
Clarification: use as much hand sanitizer as possible, but don't go "overboard". You understand what I mean? There's a clear difference between the two - don't step over the line, or there will consequences for the person or persons who chose to willingly disobey a very simple and clear order to use as much sanitizer as possible without going overboard.
Please distribute this to all program managers for direct communication to their teams.
With Utmost Sincerity,
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link
Karl,
Multiple Program Managers have reported that the instructional materials regarding use of hand sanitizer that were supposed to be produced by you and your department have not yet arrived. These materials should consist of signage, infographics using the company color palette, and a webinar on the topic of use of hand sanitizer without going overboard. We are concerned that without the instructional materials that are the responsibility of your department, program managers may be unable to communicate appropriately to their teams.
Please Advise.
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
Team,It has come to our attention that some users are using their corporateZoom accounts inappropriately. We remind you that you do not havean expectation of privacy on corporate IT systems, and in particularyou should not use your Zoom account for hen fap.Regards,IT
It has come to our attention that some users are using their corporateZoom accounts inappropriately. We remind you that you do not havean expectation of privacy on corporate IT systems, and in particularyou should not use your Zoom account for hen fap.
Regards,IT
― silby, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link
IT,
Please advise on the topic of appropriate and inappropriate use of corporate Zoom accounts. It has been brought to the attention of HR that some employees need assistance in re the following anonymous internal feedback:
Employee A: [redacted] clearly has an adult video playing on his television which is visible in the videoconference
Employee B: Can someone politely suggest that [redacted] adjust [gender redacted] camera position as [gender redacted] [redacted body part] is distracting.
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
HI EVERYONE.
SOMEONE ISN'T FLUSHING. I know who the culprit is, but if you want this to go down the easy way, you'll fess up now.
I should never have to see what I saw today.
-Neanderthal, Esq
Do not forward this email without permission from the sender.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 March 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link
I tried to use the handle with my boot but I guess it didn’t work. Also I really try to never poop at work, I may be having symptoms. Including low fever. Can I please telework now.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 12 March 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 08:45 (four years ago) link
:(
― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 08:46 (four years ago) link
shit man if you dont know
and i dont know
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:02 (four years ago) link
Save us Rhonda
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:05 (four years ago) link
Is it trolling if people's ids are just surfacing unrestrained? Feel like even I might want a social media holiday and I'm the most laid back lump in the world
― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:05 (four years ago) link
we return at last to something like the pg topic
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:31 (four years ago) link
Keep it PG, bitches.
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link
^ pg tips
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
but srsly it does bear asking, even if one might still wonder just a teeny weeny bit about whether anybody has that much id in em
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link
a bear is the only animal children dream of without having seen or been told about. Children universally dream of bears, Tahitian children subject to no ursine influence in themselves or their ancestry, Australian children, town tikes before they ever saw a bear toy. They dream of bears.
― Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
bears: thinking about
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:52 (four years ago) link
I’ve heard that children also universally dream of trolls.
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 01:20 (four years ago) link
Sleep! That's where I'm a troll!
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 02:08 (four years ago) link
ok thats a trollin
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:15 (four years ago) link
but is it tho?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 01:32 (four years ago) link
narrowing my eyes here
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
rhoonadadaadada
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (four years ago) link
*reconsiders*
but what IS trolling?