I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

a spectre is haunting europe- the spectre of bros. Dudes. Absolute legends.

And once again, brahs get burnt.

Brogeymen

tearbeer drinker
griefbeef eater

Don't you mess around with me

the one Yang Gang guy I know on FB (who apparently voted for Jill Stein in 2016) has moved on to being a Bernie fanatic complaining about how Iowa was rigged by Pete, fwiw

― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:07 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

did he do the MATH

― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

He did the monster math

― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, February 6, 2020 4:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hahaha

i'm loving it

lol
it was a facebook smash!

Thumbs up

Your out-of-date Flash player has caught on in a ... oh wait

but what if a species with eight vaginas is discovered, what the hell do you call that
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:15 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

slipknot
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:19 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

I've been waiting to see what the talking points from the troll/shill/wrecker "left" will be once it looks like Bernie's going to win the nomination. They've got quite a needle to thread, since all of their propaganda points have to be in the format "I like Bernie but I won't vote for him for reason X". So far I've seen:

- I like Bernie but he ended up endorsing Hillary in 2016, so I won't vote for him.
- I like Bernie but I hate the Democratic party more, so since he's running as a Democrat I won't vote for him.

collect 'em all

― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2020 13:57 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah that definitely seems like what will happen.

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 13:59 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shills? For whom? Big Anarcho-Syndicalism?

― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 14:08 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i thought we were an autonomous collective

if a double decker bus
crashes into us
to die by Moz's side
I'll be happy to know that he's died

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, February 12, 2020 4:27 PM bookmarkflaglink

lol

lol at all the people in the comments suggesting BAME Labour should have picked Lisa Nandy.

― ShariVari, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:40 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

BAME recognise BAME

― Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:46 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

humour

did you actually laugh at that DJP and Karl? xp

we have a challenge flag on the field, going to have to send it back to New York for a ruling

Yes I did because

a) I thought it was funny, and
b) the idea of Morrissey dying makes me smile

lol

cosign both points

but not necessarily in that order

the universe can't experience itself subjectively in four dimensions unless it creates life, obv - you're doing the machine elves a favour by being conscripted into birth

― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:02 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is canon

― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:02 AM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

All is headcanon anyway tbh.

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:03 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the birth canal is vagcannon iirc

― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:04 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

people just act so offended that you don't want to produce a baby that they imagine would be cute with good hair and can do a reasonable amount of math.

― Yerac, Thursday, February 13, 2020 10:47 AM (three minutes ago)

lold irl

yes, vg

triggered tbh

some people love them, some people hate them, but we can all agree on one thing...everybody loves The Beatles

― frogbs, Thursday, February 13, 2020 2:46 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I did lol

not really surprising that a thread consumed with antinatalism would ultimately become about suicide

― Mordy, Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:09 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hope all your children disappoint and then reject you ffs

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:09 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Next up: the death penalty.

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:10 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

3-for-3 there imo <3 to all

everybody has to report to the cum vat once a year

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:31 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

and cum in it

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:31 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

setting my watch

thx imago proud of my comic timing there despite being incandescent with fury at the time

ur funny even when not pissed off but it may give you an edge, ilx is a great place to get mad iirc

better place to get even imo

best place to get crazy

best place to get lucky, best place to get lucky

Daft Punk Vs. Babies: T/S

basically

Warren endorsing Klobuchar would be idiotic, what would she gain by that?

― Frederik B, Friday, February 14, 2020 8:26 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Klout

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 8:27 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

"fell pregnant"

― conrad, Sunday, 16 February 2020 10:41 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sounds like a calque from the French 'tomber enceinte'.

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 16 February 2020 10:44 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

that annoys the shit out of me too

― conrad, Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:14 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

You fall pregnant like you fall ill. One for the babby thread?

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:19 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

pleasing echoes of plump, ripe babbies dropping to the floor like apples in autumn

― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:25 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

LET THE BABBIES HIT THE FLOOR

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:33 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol was just about to

Channelling my inner Neanderthal.

:D

Doff cap

i saw a screenshot of him standing next to wolfman or something, in that debate.
his healthcare plan was perfect
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, February 18, 2020 11:20 AM

DJP I see you have typed both the words "Pete" and "Buttigieg" today and thank you for your endorsement

― mh, Wednesday, February 19, 2020 10:31 AM