Elon Musk

reading his tweets = microdosing stupidity

200 to 1000 on no news. Cool.

and now down to 700. the fact that this is acting less like a stock and more like bitcoin seems like not the best sign

well yeah

$btc 2017 vs TSLA. Wow. pic.twitter.com/beehVilkrv

— Michael Novogratz (@novogratz) February 3, 2020

hahaha

bubbles be bubblin'

yeah, stocks did this long before bitcoin, which is basically a crime ETF

that chart is apparently not very different to amazon in 1999, and well, it was a bubble but it was also a good investment. the trick is spotting the difference i guess.

wish someone could teach me that trick. also the trick where your amazon stock makes 15% and you somehow don't sell it immediately.

i will teach you for $99

is there a guy that tries to sell you classes about making money with bitcoin that wears a suit with bitcoin symbols on it yet?

that's a poorly formed sentence, but i'm talking about a bitcoin matthew lesko.

pretty sure matthew lesko has an ilx connection but i can't remember what it is

Company is full of jerks

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-remotely-removes-autopilot-features-from-customer-1841472617

that chart is apparently not very different to amazon in 1999, and well, it was a bubble but it was also a good investment. the trick is spotting the difference i guess.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

the trick is convincing yourself there is a difference that can be perceived by sufficiently informed people, and that you're genuinely smarter than those other investors and not just fucking lucky

yessssss

The coronavirus panic is dumb

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2020

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I hate this asshole

We will make ventilators if there is a shortage

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020

Anyone wanna bet he’s not gonna make any ventilators

maybe get a start on that now bud, before the shortage hits hmm

Seriously getting upset at the thought of this asshole trying to inject himself into the narrative

Elon Musk has never met the process for getting FDA approval of medical devices.

he will send boxes of short shorts to hospitals with a note that says "i heard there is a shortage"

He will make 2 ventilator prototypes and claim a promise has been fulfilled

https://www.wsj.com/articles/sheriff-quashes-elon-musks-aim-to-keep-tesla-production-humming-11584503047

You doubters. Bet he's adding vents to the sides of all his submarines as we speak.

guessing these ventilators are going to wind up killing the patients as soon as the cell service goes off

Must be hard for him to realise he’s not needed. Again. Though ironically his one car per mile tunnel might be the solution needed.

sounds like our hero picked up some cpap machines wholesale

if you slap a Tesla sticker on, cpap becomes a ventilator? blah

at least elon isn't 'known for his signature cowboy hat' i guess

At Kimbal Musk's restaurants workers were told community mattered, that they were family. They contributed money out of their paychecks to an emergency fund for workers. Then COVID happened, and the family fund was suddenly unavailable. Read: https://t.co/YTyQdTX7Mi

— Emily Peck (@EmilyRPeck) April 7, 2020

This fuckin guy

getting nervous that this prediction may not in fact turn out to be true

Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2020

jesus this relentless dullard

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$420 per american

My gf @Grimezsz is mad at me

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2020

My gf @Grimezsz is mad at me

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2020

gah, that was meant to be this tweet

I am selling almost all physical possessions. Will own no house.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2020

anyway, he's on one

i wonder if his gf grimezsz got mad at him before or after he decided to sell almost all of his physical possessions and own no house

I would like to see a Musk-less Tesla in the same way we now have a Charney-less American Apparel. I realize that they aren't the same kind of awful, but still.

a Musk-less Tesla would probably still not be very good at manufacturing cars tho nu?

oh I see he's a corona skeptic.

to be fair to him he's clearly high on uppers all the time and probably doesn't get much sleep so that can't be that great for cognition

Also clearly a born dipshit tbfttl

I furiously judge anyone who ever liked this guy

would probably still not be very good at manufacturing cars tho

I don't know about this. I've been pretty impressed by the Tesla when I've been in one as a passenger.

i've never liked this fuckhole

yea Teslas are pretty impressive though they're annoying for a lot of reasons and the interior design is pretty fucking awful

worth mentioning that Tesla existed before Elon bought it (and erased the real founder from memory) and almost certainly would be delivering a higher quality product without him