lol i cast my very first vote for....
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:27 (six years ago)
BOB DOLE
guys this is maybe 77 stuff
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:28 (six years ago)
I'm making your cards
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:29 (six years ago)
true - I was both pro-life AND wrote a (terrible) paper defending the death penalty in high school.
50% metal af.
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:29 (six years ago)
TBH I used to occasionally listen to Rush Limbaugh as a kid, when he first became a name, but iirc this was at the same time I was also watching Morton Downey, Jr. and pro wrestling. I assume I was just mesmerized by the sight of a geek biting the head off of a live chicken.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:30 (six years ago)
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, February 5, 2020 12:28 PM bookmarkflaglink
lol
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:33 (six years ago)
my fourth grade teacher used to share stories from harvey's "the rest of the story" books with us. always had fond memories of that and had no idea about harvey's politics until much later.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:34 (six years ago)
I just found out about it now! Would read those yellowed paperbacks at my grandma's (both my grandparents were pretty damn liberal)
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:36 (six years ago)
In AP US History we had to read a bunch of Gore Vidal novels, and there was one kid who insisted Limbaugh would beat Vidal in a debate.
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:39 (six years ago)
Perhaps he would "physically"
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:44 (six years ago)
The first time I saw the Morton Downey Jr. show I was convinced it was a parody — I remember telling a friend that it must be a spinoff from Saturday Night Live, or something.
Non-New York area folks may not remember Bob Grant, but he was another real piece of shit going back to the 60s (when he was based in L.A.). He was on the air in New York until 2006, died in 2013. Totally forgotten now, I think.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:06 (six years ago)
I worked in a chain bookstore when Limbaugh's first book came out, and we had a HUGE display of it at the front of the store. I hated having to constantly see that bloated face-too-small-for-his-pumpkin-head fuckface at work. HATED it.
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:09 (six years ago)
I read Frankens book instead
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:10 (six years ago)
Bob Grant's "Get off my phone!" catchphrase was swiped by Tom Scharpling
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:17 (six years ago)
It's hard to talk about without divulging personal details on the internet, but suffice to say I came from a republican home and my father was a big influence on me in many ways, so after getting out on my own I decided to read his first book when it came out. I decided all on my own that he was a total asshole. It broke "the spell". It really was a catalyst which drove me away from right wing politics in general. So, I guess I can thank him in a weird way.
― beard papa, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:38 (six years ago)
It would make for an interesting thread premise, actually: 'Ex-right-wing ILXors, what broke the spell for you?' The compulsory parody thread would be even sweeter.
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:43 (six years ago)
one kid who insisted Limbaugh would beat Vidal in a debate.
In rhetoric there's a recognized category of argument called "appeal to prejudice". For some audiences this argument beats all others.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:43 (six years ago)
always had fond memories of that and had no idea about harvey's politics until much later.
and now you know...the rest of the story
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:47 (six years ago)
GOOD DAY
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:49 (six years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E01/tqqrLcuOMraRJDNzs4ArtnfFlZs=.gif
― omar little, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:53 (six years ago)
My dad was a republican and I felt from a pretty early age that the way he treated people was pretty much the polar opposite of the way I would ever want to treat people. Add water and stir.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:58 (six years ago)
Unfortunately I still have to struggle daily with the legacy of being half-asshole on my dad's side.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:59 (six years ago)
Cynthia Plaster Caster made a cast of Bob Grant!!!
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:09 (six years ago)
who mocked the disabled better?
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DopeyPresentHydatidtapeworm-small.gif or https://media1.giphy.com/media/oNVVwmmA1uVck/source.gif
― del griffith, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:20 (six years ago)
rush looks like he's dancing at the club, trump looks like he's caught in a hail of tommy gun fire
― omar little, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:22 (six years ago)
we can only dream
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:01 (six years ago)
I remember from when I was pretty young my mom used to play him in the car often so that we could laugh at him & dunk on him. I have fond memories of being able to crack her up as a little kid with my impression of him, loudly announcing that this dinner or w/e was entering HOUR 2 OF BROADCASSST EXCELLENCCCCCCE.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:30 (six years ago)
God, if Trump gets decisively beaten in November, preferably by Bernie or Warren, I may have to take off work for an entire week on account of being drunk 24/7/7.
― We're jumping on the road with @Nickelback this summer! (PBKR), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:31 (six years ago)
unfortunately there's something already hypothetically scheduled for the hypothetical week after trump loses in an election: the accusations that the election was rigged, the launch of investigations in the senate, and a bunch of rural white people walking around with guns in cities
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:33 (six years ago)
good reason to be drunk imo
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:35 (six years ago)
I remember when Rush was briefly deaf, at the time I thought it was hilarious how he would occasionally modulate his voice extremely high or low without apparently realizing it - dont feel great about laughing at someones deafness in hindsight, but at the time I thought it was sweet poetic justice that after all those years of recklessly running his mouth, he had finally literally lost control of his voice.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:37 (six years ago)
I feel awful about it but I really kinda do want him to die suffering in agonizing pain, and to have all of his nurses be queer POC.
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:42 (six years ago)
why would you inflict that on those poor nurses
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:52 (six years ago)
in a perfect world, his nurses would be tree stumps
xpdon't feel awful about that. he's not only THOUGHT much worse things about everyone that isn't a white conservative christian, but he has had more influence than just about anyone in the country over the last 40 years in transforming his hatred into the GOP platform
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:53 (six years ago)
and got awarded with a fucking medal of freedom for his efforts. he can't die soon enough
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:54 (six years ago)
xxxp fair, replace "queer POC" with "the people from HOSTEL."
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:56 (six years ago)
he doesn't have the medal yet
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:56 (six years ago)
Rush's consciousness needs to be uploaded into the cloud a la San Junipero and be whisked to a VR environment where he does nothing but witness gay weddings for eternity.
Maybe he'll actually gain a heart during the exercise.
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:58 (six years ago)
didn't Melania place it around his neck during the SOTU? or was that a fake placeholder medal until he gets the real one?
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:04 (six years ago)
that was the foil-wrapped chocolate medal
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:07 (six years ago)
oh did that happen? I didn't bother with the SOTU
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:12 (six years ago)
sorry my bad
yeah, i didn't bother either (first SOTU i've missed since bush's first term?, i think?), but i saw the clip. he's sitting up there with melania, and then trump announced that he's an american hero of freedom and then melania reached into her bag of blood diamonds and pulled out the foil-wrapped chocolate medal placeholder and slipped it around limbaugh's neck. limbaugh's face went bright red and his mouth hung open in that dumb way that midwestern dads do when someone is filming them open up a present. then he gave a big thumbs up to the president and all of the republicans who were so proud of their racist enabler getting honored
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:17 (six years ago)
Great thing about those dancing Rush?trump gifs is whatever music you're listening to synchronizes with the movements. I'm cracking myself up.
― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:22 (six years ago)
Rush is one of the biggest pieces of shit in American public life and basically opened the door to being a professional asshole as a viable career option. I can't say that Fox News wouldn't exist without his popularity (which was massive between the time he really took off to the demise of his football broadcasting career), but he showed how lucrative it could be and how willing people were for the kind of message- and as importantly - the tone- that he had to offer.The damage he has done to the psyche of this country is irreparable in my opinion. Cancer is the absolute worst, and it fucking sucks, but so does Rush.
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:05 (six years ago)
Life is hardAnd so am IBetter give Rush somethingSo he dies
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:09 (six years ago)
mega dittos lung cancer
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:46 (six years ago)
― omar little, Wednesday, February 5, 2020
real lol
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 18:59 (six years ago)