Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

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mh, Harry Reid said it wouldn't, and that's that.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:40 (six years ago)

🐦[And it’s absolutely wild to hear people who went all in on Russiagate insist that there is nothing suspicious going on here. Literally not one of whom predicted anything like this would happen, btw.
— David KlionšŸ”„ (@DavidKlion) February 4, 2020šŸ•ø]🐦


This really is one of the stupidest someone else’s ideas you’ve posted in a good while, congrats

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:40 (six years ago)

Don't Look Too Closely At Our Books LLC

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:40 (six years ago)

Nevada is using the same app btw

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:42 (six years ago)

Well, it's beta tested now at least

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:42 (six years ago)

... insanely skeptical that there were no malicious actors screwing around with the app


As a doofus who has tried to drop insufficiently tested code into production more than once, and who also does cybersecurity shit for a living, I can tell you quite confidently that no ā€œmalicious actorsā€ would be necessary to cause any of this, at all

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:44 (six years ago)

That guy has a fire emoji in his twitter name, he must be a genius

maybe an arsonist

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:46 (six years ago)

xp oh, 100%

never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:47 (six years ago)

^second quote in last 2 hours

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:47 (six years ago)

ppl in the poli game like to combine the two

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:48 (six years ago)

again, that's what they want me to think

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:49 (six years ago)

The problem with the conspiracy theories is that there is a giant paper trail and an insane amount of witnesses since caucus voting isn't carried out in secret. It has nothing to do with thinking Pete is above it or anything.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:52 (six years ago)

it's hard enough to add working code to an app when it's your own app, never mind being a black hat and doing it

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:52 (six years ago)

Yeah, years of working in tech have taught me that massive fuck ups like this are pretty much the norm, and way too much faith is placed in apps than is ever justified.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:53 (six years ago)

fresh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EP0qm2tWsAYd8Fy?format=jpg&name=large

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:56 (six years ago)

It's insane that Warren is so weak in NH

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 20:59 (six years ago)

go bernie

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:00 (six years ago)

it's hard enough to add working code to an app when it's your own app, never mind being a black hat and doing it

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 2:52 PM (seven minutes ago)

nah, just get a copy of the app that is logged in, be close enough to an organizer to borrow their phone for a moment to install a cert on it while you're presumably texting your mom, and then join it to your own "Official Caucus WiFi" access point. instant traffic interception

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:02 (six years ago)

if the fact an organizer was about to read his script live on the air with CNN and the picture of a caucus paper spreadsheet that had a clearly labeled PIN code at the top are indicators, they gave people no training on security

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:03 (six years ago)

i can't believe the pete guy who tweeted the PIN codes STILL hasn't deleted the tweets

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:05 (six years ago)

when will yang drop out?
when will steyer drop out?
how the fuck does gabbard have 7% support in NH?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!šŸ˜‚ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:05 (six years ago)

tbf Pete's campaign direction is "never ever admit you were wrong"

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:07 (six years ago)

alfred can u really abide such nostalgia for machine days from internet richard nixon?

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

if the fact an organizer was about to read his script live on the air with CNN and the picture of a caucus paper spreadsheet that had a clearly labeled PIN code at the top are indicators, they gave people no training on security

― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 1:03 PM (four minutes ago)

training people on security unfortunately does not guarantee that they won't do blatantly stupid things immediately afterwards

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:09 (six years ago)

What do you mean, 16 year olds drive defensively all the time

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:11 (six years ago)

re: the app

jfc. I'm not big on conspiracy theories, but it seems like the evidence is pretty overwhelming that election security is basically non-existent, and that there are ways in which people could mess with election results without requiring a ton of resources, and potentially turn elections if they had a ton of resources. I feel like we are all just trying to ignore it in part because if there have already been fraudulent elections in the past, then we are in over our heads already.

I really hope there is a full accounting of what the hell went on in Iowa, and quickly! I understand they need to get the count done ASAP and maybe there are unpatched holes in their system that they wouldn't want to reveal, but man, this is weak.

Why do you guys think it is that election security stories are never taken seriously? Is it just that the incumbents figure they were the beneficiaries of any shenanigans so they have no incentive to look into them?

DJI, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:15 (six years ago)

Like wouldn't this stuff be top priority for our three-letter agencies?

DJI, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:16 (six years ago)

this wasn't an election, it was a caucus

ĪŸį½–Ļ„Ī¹Ļ‚, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:17 (six years ago)

and US history is littered with fraudulent elections

ĪŸį½–Ļ„Ī¹Ļ‚, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:17 (six years ago)

Does NH have like a higher proportion of men than most states or something? It always seems to have this intense Weird Dude Energy w/r/t political shit

Dan I., Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:18 (six years ago)

like one of the reasons this is such a clusterfuck is because Iowa's caucus system is literally like several hundred games of Red Rover played by confused old white people, this doesn't really have anything to do with fraud as much as it does just being the nature of a badly antiquated system that involves people grouping themselves together in a room rather than using ACTUAL FUCKING BALLOTS

xp

ĪŸį½–Ļ„Ī¹Ļ‚, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:19 (six years ago)

apps like this don't do anything by themselves. this thing has to have sent results to a service somewhere which would then accept the payload and do whatever with it. This isn't an app that was released in the apple store or google play, so it's unlikely anyone did anything TO THE APP. It's possible someone was able to determine where the server is that accepted the information and could interfere with things that way, and if so that's an indictment on the security team who built this. But it could just as easily be an issue of: apps didn't all send info to the servers because their connections dropped, or something.

akm, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:19 (six years ago)

they should just use goddamn ballots like every other proper election. problem solved.

ĪŸį½–Ļ„Ī¹Ļ‚, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:20 (six years ago)

I generally think David Klion is smart and sensible, but I'm not sure what he's trying to do with this conspiracy line. I think it's possible to separate out concern about how the party does business (specifically, how potential biases might be shaped by the awarding of contracts and the appointment of officials) from the technological and logistical mishaps that occurred. Just because those biases may exist does not mean they played a direct role in whatever happened last night.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:21 (six years ago)

https://theoutline.com/post/8636/acronym-shadow-most-hated-company-in-politics

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:24 (six years ago)

they should just use goddamn ballots like every other proper election. problem solved.

― ĪŸį½–Ļ„Ī¹Ļ‚, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:20 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if you mean paper ballots, i agree with you.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:26 (six years ago)

You all do realize that the Iowa Democratic party has a paper trail from which the correct results may be tabulated, don't you? So this furor over the app mainly applies to the delay in making those results public, which is sort of crappy, but it would be far worse to announce wrong results then have to walk them back after the media has moved on to the next story.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:27 (six years ago)

xps we need Oregon style vote-by-mail for everyone, ASAP

let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:29 (six years ago)

we already died of dysentery

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:33 (six years ago)

the paper ballots were mildly confusing but they exist and have been collected. the entire head count and alignment just just means some of the ballots have two things to count

the two ways precincts reported the counts to the HQ is what was fucked up. because the magical app was going to make it easier, they had fewer people sitting there to answer the phones to collect totals — and the fact there were two sets of totals made calls longer

the app accepted the data correctly, then incorrectly showed what was submitted on the precinct user screens. so even the precincts that used the app felt they needed to call in

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:33 (six years ago)

a bunch of precincts gave up on waiting on the phone and by the time state HQ had more people in the building — gathered from insiders that had worked precincts — they weren’t able to reach precincts because people weren’t answering at 1am

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:35 (six years ago)

the app may have been faulty in other ways, this is the one way I’ve heard about

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:36 (six years ago)

aimless otm i kept wondering why someone didnt just step the fuck up early and say ā€˜no results til cob tomorrow, we need tk tabulate this with a fucking abacus, but while v embarassing we’re good.’ Is this what they actually did and the news and butti just kept play acting?

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:36 (six years ago)

Hunt3r, mostly, yes. A lot of cross-checking needed to be done but indications are that the precincts that did use the app served up data that the Buttigieg campaign may even subscribe to

because Shadow Inc seemingly has two business models, and one of them is a *second app* that reports the results to subscribers before/outside of the state apparatus

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:38 (six years ago)

wooo that’s bullshit biz practice, thx

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:40 (six years ago)

that hasn’t been confirmed but seems to be the case, so don’t quote me on it

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

official word is ā€œseveral campaigns tracked caucuses on their ownā€ but it’s make sense that a technocrat campaign like Buttigieg’s would see an independent system as pure inefficiency if they could simply buy the official source’s stats

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:44 (six years ago)

We don't need proof of, or belief in, a "conspiracy," the *appearance* of this shit is something that shouldn't come to pass (along with the incompetence).

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:52 (six years ago)

everything is a conspiracy if you squint hard enough, though

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:53 (six years ago)

i finally agree with morbs a million % yay

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:53 (six years ago)


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