Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

GUYS, Pete didn't mean he was victorious, merely that he is viable.

if there was a conspiracy to delay bernie's victory for one-two days to hurt his momentum it is the pettiest conspiracy ever

if anything bernie comes out of this ridiculous bullshit looking great

but don't think we won't still be talking about it in 2024

GUYS, Pete didn't mean he was victorious, merely that he is viable.

― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 12:33 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

my loyal followers, it appears i have the faintest throb of a pulse and am not actually the reanimated corpse of a dead centrist

if there was a conspiracy to delay bernie's victory for one-two days to hurt his momentum it is the pettiest conspiracy ever

So entirely on brand for a bunch of former Clinton staffers.

I really hope we're not still talking about this bullshit anywhere near super tuesday

We'll be talking about Bloomberg's $10 billion ad buy then

even if every conspiracy theory was true it doesn't do anyone good any good to whinge about it

I really hope we're not still talking about this bullshit anywhere near super tuesdaytonight.

He'll do the Ross Perot infomercial thing but it will be four hours long every night for a week.

Worst part of the slow results is that it's killing the momentum on making fun of Tom Steyer for spending $200mn to get 1.43%.

My conspiracy is that Buttigieg is actually the Smiler.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/7/7b/Smiler_Transmetropolitan_0001.jpg

i have forwarded that theory on this thread!

really more of a ‘hiding in plain sight’ situation than a conspiracy per se imo

Really is wild that of all the front runners this little gerbil is getting traction in 2020. Like even Joe I “get”.

we have a gerbil problem

there is no motherfucking hair too small for a certain fucking poster to not fucking split

And yet we love you all the same, Morbsy dear.

I'm avoiding a friend's FB feed after I peeked shortly before lunch and saw several apoplectic twentysomethings post THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO HIM AGAIN BERNIE IS THE ONLY HOPE FOR THEIR FUCKING PARTY.

yeah what a surprise that post is, fuck off Lunch

That's not true; the Dem could use a bat

Wow Morbs you’re really upset you got called out for reposting dumb tweets again? You’d think you’d have a thicker skin by now

It’s not a “conspiracy theory” to be mildly curious about why the Iowa caucuses failed to produce results for the 1st time ever due to an app from a company whose CEO is a Pete supporter and whose board is packed with Dem establishment figures, after which Pete declared victory

— David Klion🔥 (@DavidKlion) February 4, 2020

my new proposal for politics is that you're only allowed to go from private sector to politics exactly once

so politics -> private sector -> back to politics is verboten

extremely otm

I dont think “mild curiosity“ is moving hashtags right now tho

The one move rule wouldn't work here because the private sector and politics are so deeply entwined.

looks like i'm not the only "dumb" tweet poster

And it’s absolutely wild to hear people who went all in on Russiagate insist that there is nothing suspicious going on here. Literally not one of whom predicted anything like this would happen, btw.

— David Klion🔥 (@DavidKlion) February 4, 2020

from Warren's email just released

But there are a few things that we do know:

We know that people counted us out in Iowa for months — but we had a great night last night.
It's a tight three way race at the top.
And we're one of three candidates who will take home most of the delegates from Iowa — and we're feeling good.

the new narrative is a "tight three way race" apparently!

this is some storycrafting

Yeah good luck defining “private sector” without including law firms, consultancies, think tanks, etc

ACRONYM acquired Shadow, Inc.,

lol this is some James Bond shit

Things ran better under bosses. https://t.co/mClWXnJZ3B

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 4, 2020

QAnon is on it.

xp

That guy has a fire emoji in his twitter name, he must be a genius

how can I buy a fire emoji

fwiw my coworker who is professionally doing computer security practices is insanely skeptical that there were no malicious actors screwing around with the app

honestly, I'm wondering how easy it'd be to fuck with the Nevada race if they stick with using the same software. it's in the wild now!

do I collect ten proofs of purchase from the backs of Biden dolls

I guess what I am saying is, maybe I need a copy of the app tbh

mh, Harry Reid said it wouldn't, and that's that.

🐦[And it’s absolutely wild to hear people who went all in on Russiagate insist that there is nothing suspicious going on here. Literally not one of whom predicted anything like this would happen, btw.
— David Klion🔥 (@DavidKlion) February 4, 2020🕸]🐦

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Nevada is using the same app btw

Well, it's beta tested now at least

... insanely skeptical that there were no malicious actors screwing around with the app

That guy has a fire emoji in his twitter name, he must be a genius

maybe an arsonist

xp oh, 100%

never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence

^second quote in last 2 hours

ppl in the poli game like to combine the two