Star Trek: Picard

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itt: paintings that are plot-points in movies and TV that are terrible paintings (or excellent ones if there are any)

Is that Harvey? Why is he wearing a belt without pants?!

pooka pig style

new ep is really good, lotta good threads in this story. Also partly for DS9 reasons i love how Picard’s pleading his case hither & yon mostly to ppl who tell him to rack off

(the new pilot dude w the hologram is HOTT)

the actress playing raffi is a fucking nightmare, truly atrocious acting even by star trek standards. on the level of the twi'lek lady from the jailbreak mandalorian episode.

that's michelle hurd

someone just informed me that there's swearing on this show and I lol'd

they solved poverty but not swearing

fuckin’ HUGH ffs

i love to see it

inequality still exists because HOW’S LIFE ON YOUR VINEYARD, PICARD?!

new ep is really good, lotta good threads in this story.

feels too heavy on exposition, for three episodes in

more bad painting, less voluminous backstory

oh lordy where's this accent meant to be from

the accent is, i concede, bad

but hugh tho

a thing we know abt the star trek universe is that they exterminated the belters and suppressed their much better way of speaking weirdly

also: enigmas assemble! was a bit of a trudge

kind of wish they'd get the team together already and get this show on the space road

displeased vaping still exists in 24th century.

i enjoyed the injoke of raffi living at the foot of vasquez rocks, where kirk famously fought the gorn (and evil bill and ted totally murdered good bill and ted)

also: HUGH ffs

not sure that raffi is a worse actress than the synth twins

feel like nothing really happened in this one; also disappointed that orla brady is being left behind

btw was there supposed to be a lil romulan incest thing going on?

in other disappointments news: my "pooka pig style" post didn't get the rave response it deserved

displeased vaping still exists in 24th century.

Beat me to it.

feel like nothing really happened in this one; also disappointed that orla brady is being left behind

Times two.

It's almost touching that they've carried over the odd-numbered curse to this series.

Food for thought: synthetic life (i.e. androids) are banned, but AI holograms are OK?

I was kind of annoyed that Rios's ship is as skeleton as it gets (I guess that'w what the EHs are for) but surely having two former Tal Shiar would be beneficial?

Rios's ship is as skeleton as it gets

except that it seems huge and empty

Dammit I meant crew. As in there are none. (Holograms don't count.)

but there are so many of them!

lol at the borg guy being like "You're kind of a know-it-all, aren't you?"

and is Rios romantically involved with his hologram?

hey it’s sex with someone he loves amirite

(credit w**dy all*n obv)

I’m anxious for Pikard’s recipe for a coffee cake

probably makes it with earl grey like the sociopath he is

go easy

Okay tonight was awesome. And next week's looks INSANE.

btw was there supposed to be a lil romulan incest thing going on?

Game of Romulan Thrones

if picard really liked children the satirical-historical romp through the absurdities of 17th century france that he brought them as a present would be the one written by data IMO

its called BUNS BUNS BUNS iirc

over/under on number of different rios holograms?

the shard of glass or whatever that tumbles through the opening credits - is it the same shape as the (as yet unexplained) metal shard that rios has embedded in his shoulder in his first scene or am i nuts

"captain we need to get you out of there!"
"no i have several very long scenes of excruciatingly tiresome face-to-face exposition! picard out!"

I can't remember, is there any indication in TNG that Picard had a brain anomaly before he was Locutus? I keep thinking that something is going to come of that

over/under on number of different rios holograms?

hologram can't pick up a laser gun and start blastin

or wait, can they? how do holodeck physics work in star trek world anyway?

they have hard light holograms like the Voyager doctor

I can't remember, is there any indication in TNG that Picard had a brain anomaly before he was Locutus? I keep thinking that something is going to come of that

also: enigmas assemble! was a bit of a trudge

― mark s, Saturday, 8 February 2020 21:09 (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

ffs

Mr Veg and I are loving the repeated occurences of Picard visiting old haunts or acquaintances & being all “Hey it’s me, your old friend!” and literally everyone to a person is like “FUCK YOU!” *throws rotten fruit*
Dude’s about as popular as Gallagher