Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

oh god

I think I just figured out that I have met the story county guy who called into CNN to say he was on hold with the reporting office, only to lose his chance to report because he was busy talking to Wolf Blitzer, who then apparently then called into MSNBC

he... likes attention iirc

argh yeah caek I see your point re: legitimacy

watching the opening excommunicado moments of john wick 3 and i think the dnc could learn a thing or two

CNN, which only showed a minute or two of Warren's speech, is showing the entirety of pete's really long ass speech

I really can't stomach this guy

Iowa, you have shocked the nation.

By all indications, we are going on to New Hampshire victorious. #IowaCaucuses

— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) February 4, 2020

have to imagine this at least means pete's internal reporting has him as the winner

Shadow hired to ratfuck iowa. cool beans

xp he was sadly dominating the dsm suburbs i heard about : /

victorious means more than 15% imo

Xp pete is full of shit and helped pay for this “result”

let me see if I can get some results to post

Everybody take a deep breath ffs

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/voting_software.png

Yeah it is time to log off for real

There’s dozens more of these

Urbandale Pct 02 Final:
Pete 104
Biden 64
Bernie 62
Warren 56

DSM pct 59 final: Ingersoll/S Grand.
Warren 153 (3 del.)
Bernie 158 (4 del.)
Pete 164 (4 del.)

P07 Round 1:
Bernie 91
Warren 48
Pete 43


Des Moines 33 (delegates)
Sanders 3
Biden 2
Buttigieg 1

DSM 43 & 15
Warren top (?)

Ankeny 6
Pete, 3 way tie with Biden, Warren, and Klobuchar, then Sanders


Council Bluffs, unknown precinct (delegates)
Pete 4
Amy 4
Warren 3
Bernie 3


Des Moines 81 (delegates)
Bernie - 3
Pete - 2
Joe - 2

German television 😵 pic.twitter.com/aYLctNddnj

— Niki Paumi (@niki_paumi) February 3, 2020

a cuomo is on cnn about to fucking explode

i don't usually watch cable tv other than debates or election results and things of that nature, so this slide into their regular programming is really fucking weird. i mean this is a bad night for the iowa democratic party for sure but cuomo seems like he wants blood. his face is bright red and he looks like he hasn't slept in 36 hours

So how's things been going tonight? Any news?

I can't stand Cuomo, KM, but I'm watching and not seeing that--he seems relatively calm next to the panel they just had on there.

release the sanders cut

xp

it's not from tonight, but this is pretty much how he looked earlier:

https://i.imgur.com/D9UK3sD.jpg

to me that looks like a desperate man begging for help

he looked a lot crankier though, tonight

mfw i get called the fredo

THE LOG IN PIN IS LITERALLY BEING TWEETED OUT BY THIS MORON https://t.co/CZvjI0Nxkb

— Liv (@LivPosting) February 4, 2020

I was wondering if that dude calling cnn was about to give a pin or other authentication verbally while on the air with wolf blitzer

still waiting confirmation on whether he is a dumbass I have met

The computer voting artist might want to go back in and edit the first panel a bit.

Caucus data released by Bernie Sanders campaign. #Bernie2020 #IowaCaucuses pic.twitter.com/yTVtBw6YJl

— Farhan Mumtaz (@farhanmumtaz) February 4, 2020

life comes at you fast

Incredible. pic.twitter.com/mly27zQu9O

— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) February 4, 2020

I can't fathom the depths of the campaigns' frustration, but it doesn't help when those campaigns scream RIGGED or one of its synonyms. This shit helps the president and muffles enthusiasm.

I can't fathom the depths of the campaigns' frustration, but it doesn't help when those campaigns scream RIGGED or one of its synonyms. This shit helps the president and muffles enthusiasm.

Fixed

haha apps, FUCKING APPS

rotary-dial phones > apps

you're posting via a computer app

so uh its basically bernie or pete in 1st/2nd, liz 3rd, biden way behind in 4th klobmentum right behind him, everyone else is basically shitted on?

don't discount Tom Harkin

Born:
Thomas Richard Harkin, Nov 19, 1939, Cumming, Iowa, U.S.

disgusting

i cant believe we let this wack-ass state even exist, let alone vote first

hee hee 'cumming'

If you don't want theorizing, don't get storied lackeys to build you a shitty app.

lol remember this: https://www.politico.com/story/2012/01/santorum-declared-iowa-winner-071757

Discharged to greener pastures.

good morning chumps

mornin’ brad

feeling seen rn

real chump hours over here

I'm confused about the claim that the app got overwhelmed by so much unanticipated activity. Supposedly, turnout was down compared to 2016?

lol NPR called it weeks ago: https://www.npr.org/2020/01/14/795906732/despite-election-security-fears-iowa-caucuses-will-use-new-smartphone-app

Was it “discrepancies” in recording or an app malfunction? They said the former before, which seems like passing the blame onto local polling place volunteers.

Is the word that bernie won or pete?

i'm picturing basically the butterfly ballot of app design - something where it's not technically malfunctioning, but where it's easy to click the wrong thing, or submit without filling in all the fields, or if you click through to the next screen and then do the wrong thing, your input from the previous screens isn't recorded because it's assuming you're trying to start over, etc. etc. so that could look like both malfunction and polling volunteer "error."