This is closer to great, but J0nn0 S1ckerd1ck
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
SV with a strong early 2020 Worst candidate, kudos
― TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link
whew Ladd
― Dan I., Friday, 7 February 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link
came here to post jonty bravery
― wee jim o’conor (wins), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link
Prof Alan Boobis, chairman of the Committee on Toxicity, which advises the FSA and Department of Health,
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 February 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
irl lolthat name is awesome
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link
Laurence Love Greed
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
https://philosophy.utoronto.ca/directory/george-boys-stones/
― goole, Friday, 14 February 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
i hope his faculty page lets him see trackbacks
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
Tyson Fury
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link
Wrong thread.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:49 (four years ago) link
The fact that it's his real name just makes it even more annoying.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:51 (four years ago) link
https://cos.northeastern.edu/people/swastik-kar/
― S-, Monday, 2 March 2020 07:00 (four years ago) link
no
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link
"Swastika" is a sanskrit word that literally means "good-luck charm", so I guess it's not surprising that there are people of Indian descent with a name derived from it. See also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika_Mukherjee
― Tuomas, Thursday, 5 March 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link
Toni Pippins-Poole
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 8 March 2020 10:27 (four years ago) link
NPR correspondent Richard Harris a.k.a. Dick Har
― davey, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
Dr. Ingo Titze
― making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:24 (four years ago) link
Chase Knobbe
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link
can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
X Æ A-Xii
― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link
Chase Knobbe has, er, come up before.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link
― making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ)
Belongs in the other thread imo.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link
These issues rose to the forefront of the UES Mommas group on May 30. After repeated blowback, Addy Spriggle, a 38-year-old on the Upper East Side, asked Lindsey Plotnick Berger, the group’s administrator, to consider adding a black moderator.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 05:17 (four years ago) link
Trump campaign spokesperson Mercedes Schlapp
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 02:35 (four years ago) link
Jazz Messengers bassist Spanky DeBrest
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
addy spriggle is a good one
posting names without checking they're already here is the lowest form of savagery, especially if the name was amongst the first five ever posted here
― imago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
please forgive my base savagery. I have the page bookmarked, and haven't looked at the top of the page for a long time.
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
Chase Rice
― rob, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link
C. Phi11ip Sme11ey
Think you might've initialled the wrong part of your name there, fella.
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
That's a Scottish name, I'm not saying it's common though, usually spelled Smellie.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
Googleproofing as I don't think she deserves to accidentally find out someone thinks her name is terrible, but there's a contributor to a podcast I listen to, who is called D4gny P4ul. While the names on their own would be fine, together I can't help but imagine the most terrible libertarian asshole. As far as I am aware she is not an Ayn Rand loving, Ron Paul voting idiot.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
ha yeah it's kind of fun to mentally pronounce that with a phoney hollywood southern drawl
― rob, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link
Chad Wolf
― rob, Friday, 17 July 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link
lol
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 17 July 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
Theodore Yoho
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Blaine_Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff_Sr.
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr. (a.k.a. Hubert Wolfstern,[2] Hubert B. Wolfe + 988 Sr.,[3] Hubert Blaine Wolfe+585 Sr.,[4] and Hubert Blaine Wolfe+590 Sr.,[5] among others) is the abbreviated name of a German-born American typesetter who has held the record for the longest personal name ever used. Hubert's name is made up from 27 names. Each of his 26 given names starts with a different letter of the English alphabet in alphabetical order; these are followed by an enormously long single-word surname. The exact length and spelling of his name has been a subject of considerable confusion due in part to its various renderings over the years, many of which are plagued by typographical errors. One of the longest and most reliable published versions, with a 988-letter surname, is as follows:
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.[3]
― With deep regret I remove my bookmark from this thread (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 2 August 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link
his name is my name too
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 August 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link
https://youtube/yYMRjnM6j6w
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 August 2020 13:45 (four years ago) link
Ah, I remember memorizing his name (up to and including ...dorff) from the Guinness Book of Records as a kid!
― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 2 August 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
We are all Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
― nickn, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link
... implies the existence of Jr, poor kid
― lukas, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff claimed that his great-grandfather composed the surname in the 19th century, when German Jews were obliged to take a second name.[24] In some printings of the above-noted AP wire story, Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff himself provided the following explanation of his prodigious surname:[25]It tells a story of a wolf-killer, a resident of a stonehouse in a village, whose ancestors were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well fed and carefully guarded against attack by ferocious enemies and whose ancestors 1,200,000 years before the first earth man, in a space ship made with tungsten and seven iridium motors and using light as a source of power, started a long journey across interstellar space, searching for a star around which was an inhabitable planet where they could establish a new race of intelligent mankind and where they would live long, happy lives and be free from attack by other intelligentsia from the outer space from whence they came.
It tells a story of a wolf-killer, a resident of a stonehouse in a village, whose ancestors were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well fed and carefully guarded against attack by ferocious enemies and whose ancestors 1,200,000 years before the first earth man, in a space ship made with tungsten and seven iridium motors and using light as a source of power, started a long journey across interstellar space, searching for a star around which was an inhabitable planet where they could establish a new race of intelligent mankind and where they would live long, happy lives and be free from attack by other intelligentsia from the outer space from whence they came.
we're in the wrong "real names" thread!
― mise róna (seandalai), Monday, 10 August 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
I met Abbie Downton the other day
― Maresn3st, Monday, 10 August 2020 11:09 (four years ago) link
At a drag show?
― nickn, Monday, 10 August 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link
Christopher Hollister Trump-Retchin
― With deep regret I remove my bookmark from this thread (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 16 August 2020 09:03 (four years ago) link
Madison Brengle
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
Rookie of the year in Syracuse AA-ball back in 2016 but never developed any pop in his bat. Starting to think seriously about that dealership in Tampa his former hitting coach has been bugging him about, says he can name it Brengle Chevy if he wants.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
Madison Brengle is in fact a female tennis player who's been accused of match-fixing. So you're not too far off
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link
I knew a Brengle family growing up, they were insane evangelical Christians, parents got divorced after father had affair. Both kids were very handsome and totally nuts.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link