I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

bernaldo sloomps for presidetn

― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"masterpieces" are for QT fannies

You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.

If I saw F v F, it wd be for Tracy Letts.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:01 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry, no idea what happened there (the site just sucks I think)

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:06 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

what were you saying about masterpieces

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Thought you were getting a head start on haunting them ppl

― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

iowa
a place to stay
get your booty on the floor tonight
make my day

― mookieproof, Monday, February 3, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink

okay, lol

irl

I saw a Bernie sticker on a janitor's cart at the Montreal airport last year!

― babu frik fan account (mh),

you said don't look back
you can never look back

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:40 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaha

Haha

binladenthumbsup.bmp

bit of an open netter but still

idgi

Hamlet to his fathers ghost

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/1600x900/2806230-Don-Henley-Quote-I-saw-a-Dead-Head-sticker-on-a-Cadillac-A-little.jpg

-Bob Marley

zero curvature sheeple

wait whats this

Ah, thanks. I guess I've never heard that song.

its a hamlet quote, non?

Tbf the jury's still out as to whether Shaxpir really was Shaxpir.

Well, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ku3x6KZ2c

Tupac Shaxpir

A couple of highlights from each of the Rush Limbaugh threads currently going:

I know advanced lung cancer has a bad rep. However...

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, February 3, 2020 3:15 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you guys, Rush Limbaugh has a family

does anyone have an email address that would reach them so we can send them a copy of this thread

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, February 3, 2020 4:57 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ok, one more:

Is the purpose of doing one of these RIP threads so someone can have their name associated with the first post? Is it comedy? It’s never funny so it can’t be that.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:13 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jokes are always funnier when they're explained

― Οὖτις, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:14 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

[ . . . ]

RIP "not really" means:

1) the person in question is not actually dead
2) I do not wish the person in question to rest in peace

that's the joke

― Οὖτις, Monday, February 3, 2020 5:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

haha i never considered 2). so very shakey and these threads are great

Ah, thanks. I guess I've never heard that song.

― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, February 3, 2020

what the

(I have nothing against Lisa Kudrow but it'll be a hoot when she dies)

xps we need Oregon style vote-by-mail for everyone, ASAP

― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 4:29 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we already died of dysentery

― in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 4:33 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I didn't irl lol but that's still amazing

damn you

French press says fake

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, February 6, 2020 11:43 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wow, all mine does is make coffee, never seen one that talks!

― Tuomas, Thursday, February 6, 2020 11:45 AM (fifty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

As we say in Finland, he passed that one straight to the blade of the hockey stick.

hän antoi sen suoraan jääkiekon sauvalle?

Hän syötti suoraan lapaan.

Kiitos!

lols draadje that way -->

Where is the line between a bro and a dude though? I think the bro, as a figure, is a kind of phantasm. The objectionable qualities and ideas people ascribe to “bros” are real, and maybe concentrated in certain social groups, but not always—they’re distributed across the population

― treeship., Friday, February 7, 2020

a spectre is haunting europe- the spectre of bros. Dudes. Absolute legends.

And once again, brahs get burnt.

Brogeymen

tearbeer drinker
griefbeef eater

Don't you mess around with me

the one Yang Gang guy I know on FB (who apparently voted for Jill Stein in 2016) has moved on to being a Bernie fanatic complaining about how Iowa was rigged by Pete, fwiw

― let's talk about gecs baby (sleeve), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:07 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

did he do the MATH

― caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Thursday, February 6, 2020 3:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

He did the monster math

― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, February 6, 2020 4:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hahaha

i'm loving it

lol
it was a facebook smash!

Thumbs up

Your out-of-date Flash player has caught on in a ... oh wait

but what if a species with eight vaginas is discovered, what the hell do you call that
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:15 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

slipknot
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, February 10, 2020 12:19 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol