when was the last time an egg you broke open was bad?

I grew up in the country and when I was very young we had some chickens so occasionally there would be a bad egg (I'm guessing we sometimes waited too long before collecting them). I also have a childhood memory of my mom cracking open an egg and there being a dead chick in it, which seems gross in retrospect, but I guess when you're 6 years old or whatever nothing really seems that weird or abnormal.

I wish I had a shell gland pouch.

I bet women wish they laid eggs instead of live birth

I wish I laid haribo.

*at the ultrasound* "Looks like your having Peaches"
*slight disappointment*

I wish gummy bears came out when i pee

corrugated eggs, not the best building material

chick in the egg = balut, i'm not going to post a picture bcz it's VERY GROSS but it's in this list: https://www.hostelworld.com/blog/the-50-weirdest-foods-from-around-the-world/

(i've eaten 13/50 of these -- plus also some bugs not listed -- but i'm going to give balut a miss i think, it's VERY GROSS)

some weird pedestrian inclusions on the list (spam, marmite, tartar?)

My mom used to make chicken feet a lot. I would come downstairs for breakfast and open the pot on the stove and see a bunch of chicken feet sticking up. I would go back to bed.

this has now happened to me, 2020 continues to deliver

I get my eggs/milk from a local dairy farm now delivered to the doorstep by a nightcreep milkman, he usually turns up at 2-3 am. But the eggs are consistently a+ I'm not joking they are like the ones you see on cooking programs that always seem impossibly golden compared to supermarket ones.