xp to "I must confess it felt like listening to an evangelical radio station."
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link
both pastors and ken starr would look better if they put a giant Pennzoil logo running down their armsleeves
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
also if they were struck by lightning mid-sermon.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
BREAKING:
Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS) said that he had been reading “Gone with the Wind” when I asked what he thought about the weekend’s Bolton news, but added that it “remains to be seen” whether the Senate should hear from Bolton.
When asked why wouldn’t the Senate want to hear from a firsthand witness, Roberts conceded that “that’s a good question.”
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
Has anyone thought to just...ask McConnell why he wouldn't allow witnesses? I'll bet it's a thing he just hasn't really thought much about and if you asked him he would just get real pensive with like a faraway look as the notion finally sank in for the first time. 'Huh...why wouldn't we allow witnesses?'
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
update: 50% achieved, 2 targets remain
Democrats, who control 47 votes, need the support of four Republicans to effectively commandeer the trial and force the Senate to consider calling witnesses. But of the four Republicans who have suggested they are open to doing so, only two — Susan Collins of Maine and Mitt Romney of Utah — said on Monday that the Bolton report persuaded them that witnesses were needed.A third, Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, said he was “curious,” but was otherwise noncommittal. The fourth, Senator Lamar Alexander, Republican of Tennessee, was similarly vague.
A third, Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, said he was “curious,” but was otherwise noncommittal. The fourth, Senator Lamar Alexander, Republican of Tennessee, was similarly vague.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
of course, you gotta watch out for Manchin, who may need to vote with republicans now so that he can have the advantage in his re-election in 2024, so that perhaps in the future he can be there to vote with democrats during important votes
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
It's all just so nakedly debased. Like a detective showing up to work with a shiny new lunchbox and saying, nah, we don't need to investigate that lunchbox warehouse heist, it'll work itself out. I'm talking one of those lunchboxes with the full-size canteen and everything.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
2 likely not possible because no one wants to be 51. it will be more than 51 or fail.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
operation "two birds with one stone"
we're gonna need a miracle
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
It's a relief to finally see the NYT run "GOP in Disarray" headline.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
these op-ed writers in the NYT seem to believe there's a better way:
Yet Republican members of the Senate have signaled that they intend to uphold Mr. Trump’s unprecedented decision to block all of this material.But it turns out they don’t get to make that choice — Chief Justice John Roberts does. This isn’t a matter of Democrats needing four “moderate” Republicans to vote for subpoenas and witnesses, as the Trump lawyers have been claiming. Rather, the impeachment rules, like all trial systems, put a large thumb on the scale of issuing subpoenas and place that power within the authority of the judge, in this case the chief justice.Most critically, it would take a two-thirds vote — not a majority — of the Senate to overrule that. This week, Democrats can and should ask the chief justice to issue subpoenas on his authority so that key witnesses of relevance like John Bolton and Mick Mulvaney appear in the Senate, and the Senate should subpoena all relevant documents as well.
But it turns out they don’t get to make that choice — Chief Justice John Roberts does. This isn’t a matter of Democrats needing four “moderate” Republicans to vote for subpoenas and witnesses, as the Trump lawyers have been claiming. Rather, the impeachment rules, like all trial systems, put a large thumb on the scale of issuing subpoenas and place that power within the authority of the judge, in this case the chief justice.
Most critically, it would take a two-thirds vote — not a majority — of the Senate to overrule that. This week, Democrats can and should ask the chief justice to issue subpoenas on his authority so that key witnesses of relevance like John Bolton and Mick Mulvaney appear in the Senate, and the Senate should subpoena all relevant documents as well.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/27/opinion/john-roberts-impeachment-witnesses.html
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
trump lawyer finally getting down to the burisma/hunter biden details now
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
The Biden/Burisma thing is just so perplexing. Even if everything the Trump people have intimated is true, so what? How does that exonerate Trump? What does that have to do with Trump? Have they ever even given a shitty reason for investigating Biden? It's all so Lionel Hutz. "Hunter Biden got a job at Burisma. Burisma! Ergo, we kept hundreds of millions of dollars from Ukraine because they didn't investigate him. I rest my case."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link
It's not so perplexing when you consider they don't have to defend Trump, just provide enough cover for the Senate to acquit without too much damage. Muddying the waters and both sidesing it may be their best option.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link
Sen. Patrick J. Toomey (R-Pa.), an influential conservative in the Senate, has spoken with several colleagues in recent days about possibly summoning just two witnesses to President Trump’s impeachment trial, with one called by Republicans and one by Democrats, according to three Republican officials.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/toomey-proposes-a-one-for-one-witness-deal-in-trump-impeachment-after-bolton-revelations/2020/01/27/ec405d5c-414b-11ea-aa6a-083d01b3ed18_story.html
― jaymc, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link
i dare the republicans to call rudy
― mookieproof, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
Is Collins still able to pull that little stunt? I thought the way she always caved on every bluff kind of undermined her credibility.
Stuck on the Republican show and tell for the last half hour so missed Starr. Did i miss anything? Sounds from what I'm hearing now as though its just been doubling down on wghat in normal circumstances would be long since debunked irrelevant stories.
Is your America broken?
― Stevolende, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
Even if everything the Trump people have intimated is true, so what?How does that exonerate Trump?
it doesn't. the president is accused of holding back taxpayer funds to a military ally for a personal political favor. the biden stuff is immaterial to the thing trump is being accused of. they know that.
What does that have to do with Trump?
because most people don't care about the technical, legal scope of the accusations or proceedings. it's more about the perception of right vs wrong, who is corrupt, who is fighting against corruption. trump's lie has already resulted in a bunch of people who think that trump was acting patriotically in ukraine to expose the corruption of the bidens (and by extension, all evil democrats). but the real value in muddying the waters is in all the other people who reduce the whole impeachment down to "it's trump vs biden, and they're both wrong" or "i don't know exactly what's happening, just that it involves biden and trump and biden's son"
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
They are hoping to create enough smoke so that when Russia hacks a trove of Hunter Biden's personal emails, that the media will play along again.
― Frederik B, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link
yes?
― mookieproof, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:22 (four years ago) link
was gonna say, what kind of question is that
― Miami weisse (WmC), Monday, 27 January 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link
My America has a first name, it's "B-O-L-O-G-N-A."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link
Would just think that if this was an ideal healthy situation, basing your entire legal argument on an already exposed lie might equate to contempt of court or something.
But since it seems to be being allowed to stand things might just be a little warped. Like.
― Stevolende, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
I start watching...and hit the couch and fall asleep. Anyway, caught about an hour while making dinner. Are they going to impeach Obama? Do they have the votes?
― clemenza, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link
Obama out of the White House now!!!!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link
trump's lie has already resulted in a bunch of people who think that trump was acting patriotically in ukraine to expose the corruption of the bidens
honestly I kinda doubt too many of them even buy that line. I think a lot of them see it as the overtly political move that it obviously was and that you have to make the "it's about exposing corruption" argument for posterity, much in the same way a person can dodge taxes by being semi-honest in ways that are semi-legal. they don't care if Trump breaks the rules because politics is like sports to them
― frogbs, Monday, 27 January 2020 23:58 (four years ago) link
aaaaaaand here comes dershowitz!! class act!!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link
please die on camera, and then fall face first and land in McConnell's lap
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 00:51 (four years ago) link
and repeat, like dominoes
i'm surprised that i haven't been riveted by this
― treeship., Tuesday, 28 January 2020 01:36 (four years ago) link
I've been thinking about that, and I'm not sure that's possible anymore. I thought I would be too--nothing. The problem, obviously, is that everybody knows everything immediately, long before the actual trial begins. Compare that with Alexander Butterfield in 1973 (July 16, so I may have been watching, but was too young in any case to have much understanding)--I don't think you can have a moment anymore like when he acknowledged the taping system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeQXopJ5U-Q
― clemenza, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 02:18 (four years ago) link
one big thing that makes it less riveting is that you've probably been familiar with the main events, evidence, and arguments about them for weeks, months, and years in some cases.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 02:20 (four years ago) link
the expected future is a let down
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 02:23 (four years ago) link
The problem, obviously, is that everybody knows everything immediately, long before the actual trial begins.
oops, clemenza already said it
& that the counter argument is basically crime can't be seen to be crime when it's done by people who are above the law.& to see that as not being very conducive is treasonous. So you should be very ashamed of yourself go sit on the naughty step and let him continue because God gave him to us. Amen etc
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 08:18 (four years ago) link
Senate Democrats, who have been holding daily 11 a.m. news conferences during President Trump’s impeachment trial, used their time with reporters on Tuesday to serve up a little dramatic outrage over “the nerve and the gall” of President Trump’s legal team.“Give me a break!” declared Senator Chuck Schumer, the minority leader, referring to Jay Sekulow, Mr. Trump’s personal lawyer. “He has the nerve and the gall to get up there and say that there is no eyewitness testimony when we know that John Bolton has eyewitness testimony and is willing to testify?”(Mr. Schumer initially flubbed this line, using Hunter Biden’s name instead of Mr. Bolton’s. But his colleagues quickly corrected him, and he regrouped for the cameras.)
“Give me a break!” declared Senator Chuck Schumer, the minority leader, referring to Jay Sekulow, Mr. Trump’s personal lawyer. “He has the nerve and the gall to get up there and say that there is no eyewitness testimony when we know that John Bolton has eyewitness testimony and is willing to testify?”
(Mr. Schumer initially flubbed this line, using Hunter Biden’s name instead of Mr. Bolton’s. But his colleagues quickly corrected him, and he regrouped for the cameras.)
i see that one of the main goals for trump - get everyone to associate the bidens with the impeachment and trump's corruption - has succeeded
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link
Also, that Schumer is not very camera-ready.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
He's got them doing his evil Bidens.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
its not riveting because we know the ending already
― frogbs, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
just amazes me that not only does Trump resort to the "I know you are but what am I" defense every fucking time, but it actually kinda works!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
Democrat politicians need to abandon the pretense and just take a paige from Chrissy Teigen and call him a "pussy ass bitch" at every opportunity.
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link
such a nasty lady
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
is it too much to ask for mr. trump's tax returns?
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
um, do you realize he's in the middle of audit right now? you can't release tax returns in the middle of an audit! and he gets audited 100% of the time, so
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
cause Obama weaponized the IRS against his opponents
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
after the conclusion of the opening argument, everyone was suddenly allowed to speak again.
Senators Susan Collins, Republican of Maine, and Joe Manchin, Democrat of West Virginia, bipartisan allies who have twice worked together to bring an end to government shutdowns, were deep in conversation. Ms. Collins is likely to break with her party to call for witnesses to testify.In the back corner of the chamber, Senators Kyrsten Sinema, Democrat of Arizona, and Lamar Alexander, Republican of Tennessee were also having a lively talk; both could be seen gesturing. Ms. Sinema is viewed as someone who might cross party lines to vote to acquit Mr. Trump; Mr. Alexander has expressed openness to joining with Democrats to subpoena witnesses. They sat together for nearly 10 minutes after the proceedings concluded — sadly, out of earshot of the reporters staring from the gallery up above.
In the back corner of the chamber, Senators Kyrsten Sinema, Democrat of Arizona, and Lamar Alexander, Republican of Tennessee were also having a lively talk; both could be seen gesturing. Ms. Sinema is viewed as someone who might cross party lines to vote to acquit Mr. Trump; Mr. Alexander has expressed openness to joining with Democrats to subpoena witnesses. They sat together for nearly 10 minutes after the proceedings concluded — sadly, out of earshot of the reporters staring from the gallery up above.
"psst. psst! hey, manchin! wanna play a little game called "who is more evil?"
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link
take california
Breaking: Sen. Dianne Feinstein became the first Democrat to suggest that she could vote to acquit President Trump despite serious concerns about his character. https://t.co/82GoQkmpAB— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) January 28, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link
the whole "we're not here to upend the will of the voters" argument is so goddamn stupid. if Trump is removed it's not like the office goes to Hillary Clinton (who, I might point out, got a lot more votes than Trump)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
just being reasonable and bipartisan
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link