Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

I've seen more Bloomberg TV ads than all the Presidential ads combined in my life.

they say, when you've got it, flaunt it

I think Krugs is an employee. At least I used to see him in the cafeteria when I worked there.

figures that the one socialist who gets to write opinion pieces for the papers of record would be a pro-life weirdo

Yup I was in the exact same boat lol

lmaooo

pic.twitter.com/RBkGB44jFa

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) January 21, 2020

rip big man, heaven needed a hollow-eyed corporate ghoul animated solely by barely-repressed rage

Buttigieg pleads with silent crowd in Iowa to cheer for him: “come on”https://t.co/8i60dXRKDm pic.twitter.com/jPJcEsdy4x

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 21, 2020

please clap

i like liz bruenig xp

she does not advocate for rolling back reproductive rights

not that i want to get into it. but she's definitely more distinctive than most of the columnists out there.

Yeah I mean I’m glad she’s out there but I guess it just irritates me that she’s the one demsoc (-adjacent?) voice allowed in the msm.

it’s totally my own hang up and don’t want to make common cause w new atheism weirdos, but I grew up S. Baptist and honestly religious people just annoy the shit out of me.

On the morning a new CNN poll shows Sanders leading among women and democratic voters of color another piece on the bros https://t.co/rgocLmVSJ5

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) January 22, 2020

somehow i had missed this fun lawsuit:

Presidential candidate and Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) is suing former Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for defamation. The $50 million lawsuit centers on remarks that Clinton made recently when she suggested that one of the 2020 Democratic candidates was being groomed for a third-party run and that he or she was a “Russian asset.” Clinton never singled out Gabbard by name.

of course, clinton was obviously referring to bernie

fascinating: CNN asked if Dems wld feel enthusiastic-or-satisfied vs disatisfied-or-upset if a candidate won

Biden: 72% vs 26% (upset: 9%)
Sanders: 77% vs 23% (upset: 10%)
Warren: 72% vs 24% (upset: 7%)

For Nov., this isn't the splintered party we read about, incl. for Sanders.

— Taniel (@Taniel) January 22, 2020

b-b-but Sanders voters will switch to Trump, i read it on the Twitter

sanders and sanders supporters are perfect and if anyone is criticizing them it's bc they love oppression and capitalism and want to kill and drink the blood of hungry babies

it's true, americans are voting to elect sanders supporters

there are good people on both sides

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) is suing former Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for defamation

This is straight out of Trump's playbook.

SOMEBODY in this room of a dozen people is an asshole!

*one of the dozen people immediately filed a defamation lawsuit in response*

Bernie: I’m scared of getting this heart transplant.

Tom Steyer: It’s ok, I’ll be here after your surgery.

*Bernie wakes after surgery and sees a nurse*

Bernie: Where is Tom Steyer? He said he’d be here.

Nurse: Who do you think gave you the heart?

Bernie: Yeah, good. Ok.

— Liz Charboneau (@lizchar) January 22, 2020

Finally we have our own PLEASE CLAP

Buttigieg pleads with silent crowd in Iowa to cheer for him: “come on” pic.twitter.com/7HA2Tj2AKS

— Mike Joyce (@mjoyce317) January 21, 2020

it was posted upthread but y'know what it's still the thing that's brought me the most joy today

come on!

It even looks like the same scene as Jeb's.

Butt!

omg

the bizarre ascending laugh thing at the end

can someone make a butt! logo

xp: for a second I had hope that he was going to grace us with a truly Marissa Mayer-caliber laugh. Close, but not quite there.

those poor Iowans just wanted a warm place to sit down and digest their big breakfasts and now they're getting screamed at by some pretty boy who never owned a pig in his life

imo this isn't as humiliating as "please clap" because Buttigieg was at least asking the audience a question

fair

still lolled though

imo this isn't as humiliating as "please clap" because Buttigieg was at least asking the audience a question

― uncrut gems (crüt), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 12:34 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

come on!

Mayor Pete needs to bring out the big guns......

GUACA BOWLE 2.0

this is my jam

I can't stop watching it pic.twitter.com/O1VUOTbHWx

— dylan matthews (@dylanmatt) January 22, 2020

welp

congratulations, President Biden

ok now an edit of the mayor pete video where he says "come on!" and the crowd clapping is replaced with "whywhywhywhywhywhy"

not gonna lie, watching trump and biden attempting to debate each other while also sundowning catastrophically would be funny in a ‘one last laugh before the end of the world’ kinda way

a, e, i, o, u, andsometimeswhywhywhywhywhywhy

@brad you'll have to settle for this for now

pic.twitter.com/2J3Z1Gnrp6

— Alex (@Grozlam) January 22, 2020

you ever feel as if your mind had started to erode?

Donald, you're just jealous nobody wants to say hi to you.

Impeachment is forever bye.
That has to hurt. https://t.co/K8sqcLATZr

— Tom Steyer (@TomSteyer) January 22, 2020

a billionaire fool and his money are foooorrrrrevvvvveeerrrrr.

now i wanna know if a billionaire has ever gone bankrupt, and if not, who it will be.

If you convert 1929 dollars into 2020 dollars, then Ivar Kreuger would probably meet the criteria of a billionaire going bankrupt. Then he killed himself.

I think Trump is banking on nabbing a few Sanders supporters if Biden wins

the primary i mean