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Could be worse, we could be Villa

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 15:40 (six years ago)

Yay, Neto's "goals not robbed by fucking VAR" score reaches 50%

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:11 (six years ago)

BOOYAAH

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:22 (six years ago)

apparently VAR is good now nah only joking

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:23 (six years ago)

omg the one time I took a late shower and they score twice. jfc.

I should do that more often.

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:26 (six years ago)

didn't see either goal.

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:26 (six years ago)

good shout, i ignore everything but Twitter when we're losing

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:27 (six years ago)

unless i'm actually watching the game, obv

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:27 (six years ago)

I hate missing comebacks. oh well - just glad it happened, now get #3.

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:29 (six years ago)

they call 2-0 the most dangerous lead for a reason

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:29 (six years ago)

GOALLLL

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:33 (six years ago)

now, was Traore onside?

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:34 (six years ago)

oh yes, definitely, by more than a full step

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:34 (six years ago)

wow VAR saved us for once

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:35 (six years ago)

god i love this fucking team

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:35 (six years ago)

as soon as I saw Traore digging in for a run I hoped Raul would feed him and he did. lights out at that point.

he just requires so much attention that a dude like Jimenez can poach

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:36 (six years ago)

oh dear God, Jimenez, don't be dead

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:39 (six years ago)

The strikerless Villa have somehow stuck one in; the Mings Bollock remains tantalisingly undropped with ten to go

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:41 (six years ago)

had to be Grealish

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:42 (six years ago)

in other news david luiz continues to have these brainless moments

― chet san telmo (alomar lines), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:44 (six years ago)

6 minutes added ffs

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:50 (six years ago)

Jesus, Haaland came on as a sub in the 56th minute with Dortmund 3-1 down and had a debut hat trick twenty minutes later.

― ShariVari, Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:54 (six years ago)

oh man that is a season-defining second half

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:54 (six years ago)

For Wolves altho possibly for Haaland too

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 16:55 (six years ago)

Blimey first on MotD you honour us Mr Lineker

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 22:33 (six years ago)

Jimenez after the penalty runs straight in to grab the ball and get started <3

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 January 2020 22:44 (six years ago)

Get Involved

Use #bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)

SMS Message: Vardy just oozes class. That's why it's the best league in the world. And I'm an Arsenal fan! from J Staggs, High Wycombe

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 19 January 2020 14:33 (six years ago)

I think that Antonio Puerta's death from a mid-game cardiac arrest in 2007 was bad...and I'm a Mansfield Town fan!

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 19 January 2020 14:35 (six years ago)

paid for a sky day pass and then they announced the man u team ;_;

― jazz fusion is sex (NickB), Sunday, 19 January 2020 15:39 (six years ago)

J Staggs otm, best lol in the world

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 January 2020 15:57 (six years ago)

Boz Staggs

― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 January 2020 15:59 (six years ago)

should stick that insipid tinned chilli con carne, it's still much hotter than his hot-takes

― calzino, Sunday, 19 January 2020 16:16 (six years ago)

Utd's CBs up against VVD is a cruel joke

― Number None, Sunday, 19 January 2020 16:51 (six years ago)

what a fucking mess

― jazz fusion is sex (NickB), Sunday, 19 January 2020 16:55 (six years ago)

maguire and fred just shoved/shrugged off the ball, time and again.

― chet san telmo (alomar lines), Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:05 (six years ago)

Don't see why that goal was disallowed tbf. Nor why ManU players were so aggro.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:05 (six years ago)

it was a foul every single time. But de Gea was stupid

in any case, this is pathetic

― Number None, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:07 (six years ago)

it's comedic. "Hey, we're in a great spot, let's run into each other and then let fred shoot."

― chet san telmo (alomar lines), Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:10 (six years ago)

and yet it should still be 1-1

― Number None, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:12 (six years ago)

Mata for Pereira, Greenwood for James and we might have a chance

Ole's too much of a coward though

― Number None, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:18 (six years ago)

Rashford was carrying a single stress fracture in his back, now has a double stress fracture after Wolves game. Expected to be out for 2-3 months. Also has piece of floating bone in his ankle requiring non-intrusive surgery to remove. Been playing thru immense pain to help #mufc
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) January 19, 2020

how is this club so fucking stupid

― Number None, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:25 (six years ago)

it's hard when you can't afford a big squad

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:31 (six years ago)

lol

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:32 (six years ago)

This, featuring Alan Pardew and Chris Powell, is quite simply superb.

ADO Den Haag fans, we salute you. 👏 pic.twitter.com/z6Yfd0p5w9
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) January 19, 2020

(degradatiespook = relegation ghost, phrase used for teams in danger of going down)

Pards has won his first league match today btw.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:49 (six years ago)

Ole's refusal to make subs is pathological

― Number None, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:49 (six years ago)

i know and he's got Lingard there itching to freshen things up

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:51 (six years ago)

Time to change thread title to "Liverpool won't not win the Premiership"

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:53 (six years ago)

kudos to the lad on the BBC site who gave us "OGS couldn't coach a slug to eat a bedding plant"

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:54 (six years ago)

^ ha yeah, just enjoyed envisioning that myself

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 January 2020 17:55 (six years ago)

Fred is a hero btw

The only Utd player who's consistently given a shit this season (while the rest have just been consistently shit)

― Number None, Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:03 (six years ago)

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