People who write ‘thank you’ any of the following ways:
Thankyou Thank-youThank u
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 13 January 2020 16:05 (six years ago)
ty
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 January 2020 17:00 (six years ago)
People that over stuff paper towel dispensers so you either end up with one-third of a shredded paper towel or fourteen paper towels, with no in-between.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 13 January 2020 17:11 (six years ago)
Whoever clipped their nails in this conference room and left the clippings behind.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 13 January 2020 17:35 (six years ago)
"nice to e-meet you"
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Monday, 13 January 2020 17:36 (six years ago)
― Fizzles, Monday, 13 January 2020 17:45 (six years ago)
best regards
― van dyke parks generator (anagram), Monday, 13 January 2020 18:03 (six years ago)
Kthx
Kthxbye
― Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:23 (six years ago)
can't believe we're at almost a decade of calling people disgusting savages for having harmless quirks of speech or manner
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:35 (six years ago)
excessive hyperbole is the ultimate act of disgusting savagery
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:37 (six years ago)
You’ve heard of zone 1 joggersGet ready for the well-meaning but even more infuriating sequel: New Year’s resolution zone 1 joggers
― steer karma (gyac), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:43 (six years ago)
This is why I don’t run in public, unless to a bus I’m scared to miss.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:44 (six years ago)
― Fizzles, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:45 (six years ago)
― steer karma (gyac), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:59 (six years ago)
That’s all of them! I live bang in the centre of Z1 and the only healthy activity I aspire to in public is walking some kind of sighthound. Runners-up in self-important fitness assholism are Lincoln’s Inn legal types with early-morning personal trainer appointments in the Fields.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 13 January 2020 21:12 (six years ago)
One of my first jobs my boss signed his emails simply 'Best' then his name. I thought he couldn't decide whether to say 'regards', 'wishes' etc.
― kinder, Monday, 13 January 2020 22:23 (six years ago)
maybe he was saying he was the Best Jeff out of all Jeffs or something
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 January 2020 22:32 (six years ago)
Yeah I considered that too!Best,kinder
― kinder, Monday, 13 January 2020 23:00 (six years ago)
william shatner used to sign all of his tweets "my best, bill", sometimes shortening it to "MBB"
― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 January 2020 23:06 (six years ago)
I like 'Best' as a sign-off
― Dan S, Monday, 13 January 2020 23:07 (six years ago)
im a regardsman
― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 January 2020 23:07 (six years ago)
_self-important fitness assholism_Yup
― calstars, Monday, 13 January 2020 23:10 (six years ago)
i am a 'Best' user too. its okay. definitely un-savage.
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:35 (six years ago)
i switched from 'best regards' to 'cheers' like 18 months ago and it's been lifechanging tbh
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:39 (six years ago)
I don't like 'cheers', I tolerate it as a blood sausage jolly good wut wut thing from olde Britaine but from anyone else it's even more of an eye roll
― juntos pedemos (Euler), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:42 (six years ago)
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 5:35 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:04 (six years ago)
So in conclusion, just write your name at the bottom because apparently everything else is Savage
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:16 (six years ago)
Laters.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:56 (six years ago)
I use 'best' more than half the time.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:00 (six years ago)
How do we feel about “Warm Regards”?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:02 (six years ago)
"Moist Regards,"
― Dan I., Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:05 (six years ago)
Great now my head goes to Moist Depends
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:05 (six years ago)
I have a correspondant who signs "Truly" which I absolutely adore but cannot come to adopt it myself
― juntos pedemos (Euler), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:09 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/h1KT3nX.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:16 (six years ago)
― juntos pedemos (Euler), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 11:42 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah if you are saying this and aren't British it's v grating
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:25 (six years ago)
sorry everyonecheers, vg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:34 (six years ago)
I've gotten where I sign emails with either just my first name (without a hyphen), or a hyphen and first initial (sometimes lower-case).
― beard papa, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:38 (six years ago)
vg I think you should lean into it with a full cheerio
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:40 (six years ago)
indubitably yours,
brownie
― brownie, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:46 (six years ago)
yours excrementally,vg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:54 (six years ago)
I think we need to return to elaborate 19th century signoffs. Wouldn't getting an email that ended with "I Remain, Your Stalwart And Loyal Friend" or whatever brighten up your day?
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:02 (six years ago)
the misplaced comma would dampen it a little
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:03 (six years ago)
Misplaced by contemporary standards, but when you see a letter in a novel by Dickens or Trollope or whoever, that's exactly how it's written. So you gotta go with it, for full accuracy.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:05 (six years ago)
Fuck off,
Neanderthal
P.S. And suck my dick
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:19 (six years ago)
http://simonkidner.co.uk/george_letters/george28_scan.jpg
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/ERHEXH/anthony-trollope-signed-fascimile-letter-from-the-english-novelist-ERHEXH.jpg
dickens definitely liked underlining his name too often, and i'm not claiming no literary figure in the 19th century ever mistakenby used a single comma to cut subject off from verb, but the correct form was this: i: "I Remain Your Stalwart And Loyal Friend, Grawlix Unperson ii: (or possibly, occasionally and ornately) "I Remain, As God Is My My Witness, Your Stalwart And Loyal Friend, Grawlix Unperson
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:37 (six years ago)
If Dickens used a fountain pen it’s totally excusable imo
― steer karma (gyac), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:39 (six years ago)
he shd have used a red felt tip he's cancelled imo
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:42 (six years ago)
wot, americans are using "cheers"?I sign off all my work emails correctly with "I love you"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:45 (six years ago)
Many xposts but I don't actually mind 'best', I was just thrown by it first time.
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:30 (six years ago)
wot, americans are using "cheers"?
It'll be 'toodle pip' next.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:49 (six years ago)