how would a cast for a tolkien adaption NOT be pretty pale?
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 07:08 (six years ago)
Does NED RAGGETT smoke pipe-weed?
― buzza, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 07:28 (six years ago)
xpost Thus my notes re limitations, you see.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:53 (six years ago)
Okay, an actual formal cast listing at fucking last. No word on what specific roles each will be playing, though. (Also notable: non-white actors!)
A grand journey is defined by its travelers. Meet the first members of our fellowship. #LOTRonPrime. A THREAD.— The Lord of the Rings on Prime (@LOTRonPrime) January 14, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 18:22 (six years ago)
nazanin boniadi! I was so mad they killed her on Homeland I quit watching it.
― akm, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:43 (six years ago)
I watch way too much shit but I have absolutely no idea who any of these ppl are
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:45 (six years ago)
I don't know what's wrong with my eyes but I initially misread their hashtag as #LOTRonLifetime. If only, right?
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:47 (six years ago)
Nazanin Boniadi: http://https%3A//www.iranhumanrights.org/wp-content/uploads/001-en-28-1-e1559760285301.jpg
― akm, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:49 (six years ago)
well fuck that
https://www.iranhumanrights.org/wp-content/uploads/001-en-28-1-e1559760285301.jpg
I have no idea who anyone else is though.
― akm, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:50 (six years ago)
joseph mawle was the guy who played uncle benjen in GOT
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:06 (six years ago)
right, how could I forget such an iconic character? how foolish of me
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:09 (six years ago)
i didn't remember until i imdb'd him just now!
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:11 (six years ago)
Uncle Benjen: one of 300 bearded guys
― akm, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:36 (six years ago)
NEW ON AMAZON
BOMBADIL - THE EARLY YEARS
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:41 (six years ago)
LOT RON PRIME
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 21:17 (six years ago)
L. Ron Prime.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 21:33 (six years ago)
https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/10/21/helvey_wide-b38acee7ab487c0ffb51b29b970bd9c45b948d57-s800-c85.jpg
LOT, UP THE I(RON)S PRIME
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 21:49 (six years ago)
BOMBADILSTHETICS: The Modern Science of Dancing and Singing merrily in Primeval Forests
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:58 (six years ago)
New news...sorta, kinda, maybe.
https://www.theonering.net/torwp/2020/12/03/109157-amazon-studios-announces-wave-2-of-casting-for-lord-of-the-rings-tv-show/
I admit I didn't expect to see Lenny Henry in this cast but here we are.
(There is still NO formal word about who is playing what role in this thing, and the only one that has been more or less confirmed elsewhere is Morfydd Clark as Galadriel.)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 December 2020 21:22 (five years ago)
I had somehow forgotten that Galadriel was Arwen's grandma. Is their relationship ever discussed in more depth in The SimilarMarillion?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 3 December 2020 21:24 (five years ago)
There's more of it in Unfinished Tales but it's never quite delved into. Celebrian being such a shadowy character didn't help.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 December 2020 21:25 (five years ago)
into return of the king now with my 9-y-o. i had completely forgotten about “prince imrahil”! he feels very...... unnecessary
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 December 2020 21:55 (five years ago)
He kinda rules, I love Tolkien's random side digressions like that.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 December 2020 21:56 (five years ago)
so mysterious that he is given no identifying features
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 December 2020 21:57 (five years ago)
like at one point tolkien just refers to "the prince" and we're like "who he"
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 December 2020 21:58 (five years ago)
I guess Tolkien needed a Gondorian lord to lead the beginning of the battle, given how all of the others are indisposed in way or another.
― jmm, Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:00 (five years ago)
ok i can see that but.. aragorn gets there pretty quick (in the end). god the black sails moment gets me. "CORSAIRS!!"
the eowyn / merry moment is fucking glorious too. gandalf's like 'meriadoc you should have been borne into the city in glory!' and i'm like yes someone gets it
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:07 (five years ago)
into return of the king now with my 9-y-o.
this sounds amazing <3
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:20 (five years ago)
Eowyn vs. the Witch King was absolutely thrilling at that age.
― jmm, Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:22 (five years ago)
imrahil was cool, tho i agree it was weird that he spent so much time emphasizing that gondor had no king without mentioning that they do have a lord who calls himself prince
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:25 (five years ago)
That's...a lot.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/amazons-lord-of-the-rings-cost-465-million-one-season
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 April 2021 17:12 (five years ago)
I don't understand the economics of streaming but stuff like this and the Knives Out thing feel like there's something fishy going on
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 April 2021 17:15 (five years ago)
As @JamesHibberd notes in the story, the average season of "Game of Thrones" came in around $100 million. Holy cow. https://t.co/8RwZheLrAv— Rick Porter (@rickporter) April 16, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 April 2021 17:16 (five years ago)
amazon is making 20+ billion in profits, annually, these days. weird thinking that they can totally pay off this show in a couple weeks
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 April 2021 17:19 (five years ago)
Just learned that WandaVision cost $225 million and the other Disney+ Marvel shows will also cost around $25m per episode
― groovypanda, Friday, 16 April 2021 18:10 (five years ago)
Some thoughts
NOTE FOR THE NEW LOTR: There's no reason why all characters in fantasy shows have to just have different types of British accents. They're not speaking English. Give all the dwarves really thick Bronx accents and make the elves Canadian.— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) April 19, 2021
Give Saruman the Snagglepuss voice, Tolkien's dead, he can't hurt you.— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) April 19, 2021
And all the guards should come in pairs, one of whom is named Jeremy and hates his job, and one who is enthusiastic and optimistic. I see where this is going.— James Radvan (@jamesradvan) April 19, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 19:46 (five years ago)
There is a further suggestion to have Saruman voiced by Joe Pasquale
Sauron's let himself go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2CGryAkxkM
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 20:33 (five years ago)
Some actual info!
EXCLUSIVE: Official final contract signed between Amazon studios, GSR Production and New Zealand Film Commission for #LOTRonPrime . The post Covid agreements and marketing/ production plans for the entirety of season 1 up until release. 1/7 pic.twitter.com/qrDs5Lp2Sq— Fellowship of Fans (@FansFellowship) June 12, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 June 2021 20:57 (four years ago)
Okay a lot going on herehttps://www.theonering.net/torwp/2021/07/20/110907-spy-report-incredible-details-from-amazons-lord-of-the-rings-characters-sexless-nudity-halflings/
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 July 2021 17:43 (four years ago)
sexless-nudity-halflings
Oh great, another Tolkien-themed band.
― jmm, Sunday, 25 July 2021 18:37 (four years ago)
The stuff about a fake decoy production to distract attention from the actual filming is just nuts, can that really be true?
― "Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Sunday, 25 July 2021 21:02 (four years ago)
I was wondering about that too. Sounds pretty expensive.
― jmm, Sunday, 25 July 2021 21:05 (four years ago)
Then again, Amazon, money to burn, etc.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 July 2021 21:06 (four years ago)
I'm so conflicted.
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Sunday, 25 July 2021 22:25 (four years ago)
Please don't fuck up The Fall of Gondolin.
― octobeard, Monday, 26 July 2021 00:59 (four years ago)
Rather. But we're still getting Second Age stuff in essence, unless concrete flashbacks happen.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 July 2021 01:19 (four years ago)
am i a bad person because i sort of want this to be terrible?
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 July 2021 01:53 (four years ago)
Yes and now I curse you like Morgoth did to Hurin
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 July 2021 02:09 (four years ago)