bojo is king, brexit is on, stuff is fvcked, tomorrow starts here -- new govt new thread new battle

they seem to turn out better in Ireland tbf

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-seventh_Amendment_of_the_Constitution_of_Ireland

I bet Chairman Xi has a little button in his office in case of Trident launch and it contains it all in a little cartoon acme box and it makes a little comedy pop! noise as it goes off.

‘Joker’ leads the way with 11 nods.

Nah, she’s six behind Starmer. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10q5FYBp4skFfDNpauWAdUMnP1NbBryW8qkYVC7uTICU/edit?ts=5e130253#gid=0

I can't believe the PLP is backing a Teflon centrist character in greatest numbers

Devastated

I’m humbled by the messages of support, but I won’t be putting myself forward to be @UKLabour leader because of my commitment to serve as @SCR_Mayor.

I look forward to a comradely contest & working hard to support our party back into government.🌹

— Dan Jarvis (@DanJarvisMP) January 7, 2020

Omfgggggggg can’t believe I’m an SNP supporter now

labour supporters wishing to win back scotland might i politely suggest incorporating "no surrender" into a meme is perhaps not the most sensible move you could have stumbled upon

— 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 (@PerthshireMags) January 7, 2020

for the disbelievers: https://t.co/ecUQ2xDAEz

— 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 (@PerthshireMags) January 7, 2020

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xp is this because I taunted you?

if gyac's phone doesn't run for leader i am cancelling it tho XPOST haha

I will make my next reply to you something I type without looking

unless you’re voting for Jess Phillips

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to LOSE

Maybe RLB's magnetic proselytism has much more reach than i initially thought!

do this is extremely good and I have no issue Ruth your fudncr

yaaaay

tbh i'm doing this so that when i vote for RLB and she still loses i can say 'eh I tried' ;)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENsxgsbWkAIVHy5?format=jpg&name=900x900

Corbyn is bored of this shit and so am I

like he's going to start answering with mealy mouthed from a template bullshit now after a lifetime of opposing violent imperialism. no wonder our media is the lowest rated in europe.

Rebecca Long Baileys pic.twitter.com/50jD6mSvPL

— Didn't I Warn Ye. (@Ecoclown) January 7, 2020

also a nice example of corbyn the stubborn last-ditch defender of old-school procedural liberalism and its values: https://tribunemag.co.uk/2019/12/jeremy-corbyn-defender-of-liberalism

lol at that clip of jess phillips getting monstered by susannah reid of all people, you love to see it

I still get very sad about the end of Corbynism and it just makes me more determined to do everything in my power to marginalise and crush these fucking melt pretenders trying to hijack the party again right now.

You talking about Nick Cohen Suzanne? https://t.co/sd3qp3ZPB7

— Loki Belmont (@Lokinash06) January 7, 2020

lol someone had the same thought as me earlier

it's almost heartbreaking reading that tribune piece because it is completely correct and coming from that place in time before all hope died - well at least for the next 4-5 years.

No no no, it was Leonard Cohen who wrote Suzanne.

i don't think that t'other Cohen would get into zen Buddhism, most of the women in that discipline are older than 21!

Tfw when a single mother from Wigan is behind bars for benefit fraud pic.twitter.com/3JIp8qugSh

— Loki Belmont (@Lokinash06) January 7, 2020

Give Loki Bobby Pesto’s wages https://t.co/ZRZwkBTzws

— Labour Towns Source (@judeinlondon2) January 7, 2020

A comrade has recently been made homeless and is waiting for benefits to come through, if you’re able please send some money her way https://t.co/WXhp0La74d

— molly (@molono) January 8, 2020

the fuck

Only just caught up with this, already in the early stages of our Labour leadership campaign we have the hard right media attacking our candidates (not on policy issues) but on how they look. I wouldn’t line our cat litter tray with this print! Our media is in such a mess! pic.twitter.com/c6rzM30RVz

— Angela Rayner 🌈 (@AngelaRayner) January 8, 2020

Allison Pearson, apparently.

not cool imo

fucking gutter press.

lol just noticed Skinnock is on team Nandy

says it all dunnit

topical references

I can understand why Nadia W went for Clive because there isn't much diversity in the field. But it's a shame of the two BAME leadership candidates one is a boorish poltroon and the other is managed by a former UKIP operative.

topical references

tfw u stop paying attention to pop culture in 1995

Hoping the membership sees through the Blukip Labour candidate - it’s appalling the way the Graun are trying to make Lisa Nandy happen.

MPs have voted against New Clause 34 by 343 to 251. NC34 would've established a right to appeal settled status decisions.

— UK House of Commons (@HouseofCommons) January 7, 2020

awful

the hostiler environment just got hostiler

wow what the fuck is wrong with my fingers

Someone just took a picture of me at the job centre. Another person said ‘are you the actual Laura?’ I’ve lost my job and unlike many in Parliament I don’t have a family fortune to fall back on. What do people expect you to do 🤷‍♀️Bizarre

— Laura Smith (@LauraSmithCrewe) January 8, 2020

Only one actual actual Laura tbf

Don’t defeated MPs get £22k in leaver’s payments?

I'm not saying low sympathy rating - but they do get a much tidier severance package than some ordinary pleb who has just been made redundant or sacked.

They get double statutory aiui - which wouldn't amount to that much for an MP who was first elected in 2017.

starting to think that we've missed a trick by not starting up a reading group for the memoirs of rory stewart (who walked across afghanistan and did u know he speaks dari)

current status: plumbing the very wizened ballsack of postimperial ruling class pathology pic.twitter.com/fg8HMxcOUM

— PDK Mitchell (@pdkmitchell) January 8, 2020

I bet the IDS book makes him look like Steinback in comparison, but a completely foolish Steinback with delusions of grandeur of course.