lotsa mileage in the torture angle npi
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
"Don't get me wrong, I love these family reunions - I just wish Mitt wouldn't act like he's better than the rest of us."
― iatee, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
"I dunno...did you leave the gas on maybe?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)
"Hey Mario, you know what I hate? When the picture for a caption competition is fucking lame. Also - Jews."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
"I spy with my little eye something that rhymes with 'shoe left the hostage on the roof, idiot'."
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
"Porco Dio! Che disgraziata!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
"after the administration banned waterboarding we weren't left with many options"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
Thinking of some "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day" gag but I can't place it
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)
"i think it qualifies as a 'stress position,' yes"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
"You wanna know where he is? Hit the brakes and I'll tell you..."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
"I got the idea from Mitt Romney"
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
(Alternately: "Hey, if it was good enough for Mitt Romney's dog...")
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
"I'm not sure if this is what the boss meant by 'thinking outside the box'"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa I had forgotten about Mittens and his dog adventures
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
"Now we just look for an overpass" would also work
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
"Look Tony, it's not that I don't like it, but I live in a 3rd floor studio - where am I going to put it?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
"This was a lot easier before they transferred us to Utah"
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
^^ wait, substitute a dry state that does not have a gigantic well-known lake
Arizona
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
lake havasu, bro
― goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
why did i even post that
― goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
"I'm all for offering them a final meal, but next time NO BURRITOS"
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
"So much for 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'."
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
"Do you think this will count as 'something borrowed' or 'something blue'?"
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
"in the trunk, complain, in the backseat, complain. I try to be reasonable but I've had it with this guy."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
"She lies and says she's in love with him; can't find a betterman..."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
"At least we still have our dignity."
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
"don't worry, kid. it happened on my first time, too. you keep hearing the screams for a while afterwards, but eventually you get over it. here, have some slurpee."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://i41.tinypic.com/2rzzb4y.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)
"now that you mention it, the whistling sound *is* kind of irritating"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)
"The third film was by some margin the darkest of the Weekend at Bernie's trilogy."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
the burrito joke is supported by the fact that if you look at the drawing, there ARE sort of fart lines
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)
"he is soaking his feet in epsom salts"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)
"Forget about the past, Malone, and start thinking about the approaching overpass."
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, but I'm getting really tired of people telling me how great the wire is"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
okay, feeling that one.
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
"Christ, I'm going not going to be able to close my eyes tonight without seeing a twitching bushy tail."
― W i l l, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
was gonna add "besides, I'm more of a sopranos guy" but thought it would be overkill
xp
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)
"The Sopranos is SO much better than the Wire" would be a good contender if the voting audience consisted entirely of 20- and 30-something transplanted Brooklynites
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
"i'll admit the look on his face is priceless, but i still wonder if we shouldn't have just hired a stripper"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
"i'm actually an electrician by trade, i just do this for fun"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
― W i l l, Monday, June 22, 2009 1:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest
haha
― autogucci cru (deej), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
forks & goole had good ones too
Burrito and live in a studio/what am I gonna do with it are my favorites so far.
― Eazy, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
Playing off the driver's petulant expression:
"Not that you even asked, but I _don't_ think he'll go with the sofa." "I didn't say I didn't like it! I said that, for a hood ornament, it's a bit ostentatious."
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
ah, just saw the studio one, that works better than mine.
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
"No, that was too loud for something a pigeon might have dropped"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
"They always shit themselves after ya get the shoes on 'em."
― ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)
Week Three poll is up!
The "Let's Obliterate the New Yorker Caption Contest" Poll: Week THREE
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
Week Four!
http://i41.tinypic.com/2viib7d.jpg
Same format as always, submit captions until Wednesday-ish, poll on Thursday-Saturday, and winners should submit their nominations to the NYer by Sunday, July 5th.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 29 June 2009 14:25 (sixteen years ago)