Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

tell you what its better than poch riddles anyway

bit cheeky United valuing Maddison at £20 million

Lemar is good imo but i don't think 'tricky attacking midfielder' is the most pressing way for Spurs to blow €60m.

I read loan with an option to buy which might make sense but yeah hardly a priority position right now.

Guessing Lo Celso is going as well.

Are they they not obliged to buy lo Celso?

lol

if we finish top four lol

id complete lo celso deal now fwiw, 32m fee if we do it now iirc

and id loan lemar with an option

we dont have any competition in that squad

GLC has looked bright in places but he's the only player we have (other than Alderweireld) who's capable of playing incisive forward passes from deep, and one reason why we've been stop-start this season is because we're very awkward, slow and predictable in transitions. OK he hasn't always been accurate in those passes but that'll come with playing time I think.

id agree

sissoko out tip april after knee surgery

longshot but maybe this could get Ole the sack if it's in the six nil range

https://pics.me.me/global-breaking-news-gbnreports-breaking-iranian-tv-has-set-a-67746273.png

actually got taken off at half-time tonight, which is progress of sorts

xp actual lol

Can still pull it back in the second leg, lads.

Tyrone Mings as relentlessly up for it as ever. switch to 3 at the back is gonna suit him, frees him up to prowl about getting into it with whoever he likes. god how i love him.

Leicester gonna win this in his spite tho, obv

Ashley Young has turned down #mufc's contract offer and wants to join Inter Milan during the current transfer window. He's told Solskjær he doesn't want to play for the club anymore. Inter are willing to pay a fee to sign him #mulive [di marzio]

— utdreport (@utdreport) January 9, 2020

Getting burned by Ashley Young. A new low!

lol Bale has actually been sticking it to the hated Franco under Madrid's noses all these years, legend https://t.co/ZM6lgfdNrH pic.twitter.com/lMjkfTU2LW

— THE MIDNIGHT RIDER (@wariotifo) January 8, 2020

No results found for "kim jong-un doing the robot". :(

season over yet?

kane's is

Reports that Moyes is looking to sign Fellaini have brightened my evening

Piatek to Spurs!

According to The Sun, so pinch of salt.

Krzysztof Piątek is a Polish professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier league club Tottenham Hotspur and the Poland national team. He began his professional career with Ekstraklasa club Zagłębie Lubin...

It will be interesting if it comes off. He looked like he was going to be one of the most fearsome strikers in Europe in the period when he rapidly went from Cracovia to Genoa to Milan. His initial run of games with Milan was phenomenal - but he stopped scoring and hasn’t started again. It looks like they’re willing to just recoup the money they spent on him. Milan are so badly organised, it’s hard to know whether it’s an issue with him or with them. Kessie has been at equally disappointing.

Sad Cutrone wasn't feeling it but tbh I'd rather live in Florence than Wolverhampton so good luck to the lad

Just the three goals ruled out by VAR in the five 3pm kick-offs today.

Tanganga is starting vs Liverpool, rather than Vertonghen.

5 defenders but no defensive player in midfield

five defenders?

lol, i think not.

ah, why would anyone ever be where they should be, doing what they should, when it matters.

one big fucking collection of shrugs, thats all this pack are

Superb clearance by lo celso

Arse is going here not gonna lie

love to see so many flicks when we are a goal down at home

Just another 3 points obvs but nice to get that record against a Mourinho team

Spurs really claiming that eighth place for themselves

Can't believe Lo Celso missed and that it wasn't the worse miss of the game.

Moura such a good player.

worst miss presumably VVD giving young gazza the chance to look heroic with an entire half of the goal to aim at

Some really good furious home fan gesticulating as that Watford goal went in

This is a humiliation. I can’t see Howe turning this team around. Imagine spending £20m on Solanke.

Yeah they look done

i'm just praying for this "Nigel Pearson is good actually" nightmare to end soon

fuck overrated Howe as well though and fucking FC Bosecombe - a non-league club pumped up with oligarch dosh and supported by millionaire Tory donors.

the correct and good opinion is to root for Watford tbh

just can't get into MMA

FYI I knew Bournemouth were done when they had 70 minutes at the ten men of Palace and managed to lose without creating a chance. I watched it all through my fingers and knew that was it for them

Deeney is that last face you see before you wake up in hospital wearing a wire frame around your jaw for 3 months

it's not even so much that shitkickers are gonna kick, but a month of the usual pundits singing about the joys of putting a shift in, yeesh

A few managerial jackets on shoogly nails after this weekend.

want to know where 'last-minute penalty when 6-0 down' fits in sgt biscuits' cosmology of worst goals to score

It's crucial late goals like that which justify the four year deal they gave Dean Smith in November when he'd won like four games

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2020/jan/12/tottenham-liverpool-jose-mourinho-cynicism-supporters-fear