lucky she didnt get a rifle butt tbf
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
Slapped wrists all round.
― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link
The Pissy Pope
still I can see being annoyed by many of Jesus' followers
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
The Church is bringing out the heavy weaponry now; this miraculous plague crucifix is being brought to the Vatican https://t.co/E1ZXjajSC7— Dr Francis Young (@DrFrancisYoung) March 26, 2020
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link
human to miraculous-plague-crucifix ratio has been running too high for too long
start cranking these things out now imo
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link
why aren't they manufacturing more of these things?
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link
Pope needs to advise which patron saint is the one we should be banging down the door of - hopefully not Jude (hopeless causes). Is there a patron saint of disease or plague? Oh, ok, St Roch is our man:
Invoked against: cholera, epidemics, knee problems, plague, skin diseases. Patron Saint of: bachelors, diseased cattle, dogs, falsely accused people, invalids, Istanbul, surgeons, tile-makers, gravediggers, second-hand dealers, pilgrims, apothecaries, Catholic Diocese of Kalookan
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:15 (four years ago) link
cheer up goth
When we are in a state of sin, we are like "human bats" who can move about only at night. We find it easier to live in darkness because the light reveals to us what we do not want to see. But then our eyes grow accustomed to darkness and we no longer recognize the light.— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) April 22, 2020
― nashwan, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 10:23 (four years ago) link
tl;dr: Corona - sinful human bats did it, to the rhythm of the night.
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 11:29 (four years ago) link
What is it like to be a human bat
― silby, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link
Well now
The pleasures of a well-cooked meal or loving sexual intercourse are "divine" Pope Francis says in a newly-published book of interviews.https://t.co/u6Mso7CrAZ— RTÉ News (@rtenews) September 9, 2020
― scampo italiano (gyac), Thursday, 10 September 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
Seems good?
Pope Francis calls for civil union laws for same-sex couples https://t.co/Gv7KDM1fqP— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 21, 2020
The pope gave an interview to the filmmaker, Evgeny Afineevsky, saying that “homosexuals have a right to be a part of the family.”“They’re children of God and have a right to a family,” the pope said. “Nobody should be thrown out, or be made miserable because of it.”
― scampus milne (gyac), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
has rod dreher commented on this y/n
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
Rod Dreher already ditched catholicism for not being conservative enough and is now orthodox.
This does seem good, but notable that it's just something he's said off the cuff to a documentarian, and not something that he has said in a formal statement.
I also worry that the next pontiff will be more conservative than Bergoglio
― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link
I worry he'll be more conservative than Ratzinger.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link
there's a difference between homosexual acts and homosexual relationships which is always going to be unresolved in this context
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 22 October 2020 07:52 (three years ago) link
― scampus milne (gyac), Thursday, 22 October 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link
https://catholicherald.co.uk/pope-francis-rants-against-delinquent-priests-who-withhold-absolution-2/
Priests should grant absolution in the confessional even when the penitent has no intention to repent, the Pope has said in a speech which has shocked seminarians.The Holy Father put aside a written speech, describing it as “boring”, and delivered an off-the-cuff address to seminarians from Barcelona, Spain, in which he frequently used foul language.... According to reports, Francis also used his speech to rant against “f***ing careerists who f*** up the lives of others”.The Pope also criticised “those who climb to show their a**”, the Italian media outlet Daily Compass reported.
The Holy Father put aside a written speech, describing it as “boring”, and delivered an off-the-cuff address to seminarians from Barcelona, Spain, in which he frequently used foul language.
...
According to reports, Francis also used his speech to rant against “f***ing careerists who f*** up the lives of others”.
The Pope also criticised “those who climb to show their a**”, the Italian media outlet Daily Compass reported.
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:41 (one year ago) link
hahahaha, WHAT?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:55 (one year ago) link
the pope said "fuck" in his speech? 2023 is looking up
this is the day he finally became pope
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:59 (one year ago) link
Francis has had it up to here with these fuckers
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link
Is this the Catholic Onion?
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 19 January 2023 07:25 (one year ago) link
It sounds like it, right? I had to check. It looks like a conservative/traditional Catholic publication, which means that it's probably interested in making the Woke Pope look bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Herald
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:52 (one year ago) link
yep
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:54 (one year ago) link
But did he say the f word? As long as that still happened
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link
God I wish I was Catholic right now
― hrep (H.P), Friday, 20 January 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link
i am, for this week at least. the pope fucking made me catholic
― Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link
Oops.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/29/europe/pope-francis-russia-ukraine-intl-hnk/index.html
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 12:35 (nine months ago) link
sorry ukraine but how is he going to heal the great schism if he can't win over the third rome?
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:39 (nine months ago) link