2020 Democratic presidential primary

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jesus fuck, open office plan white house, god help us

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

WeGovern

babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

lol

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

open up your office to deez nuts bloomberg!!

💠 (crüt), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:58 (four years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

let's go Terry McAuliffe !!!!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:17 (four years ago) link

Oh hooray the only primary that matters is almost over!

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

voted Bernie

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

almost 15,000 messages!

Dan S, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

Grimes.

Camina Burana Drummer (Leee), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:44 (four years ago) link

imagine getting dunked on this hard by ted fucking cruz

“Slavery is an evil of Colossal magnitude & I am utterly averse to the admission of slavery into the Missouri Territories. It being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this country may be abolished by law.” John Adams, founding father, 2nd POTUS https://t.co/ch9gCMFUn7

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 31, 2019

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link

can you imagine getting owned by ted cruz? I'd jump off a bridge before breakfast.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

i'd love to post that to a coupla Bootyfan boards I am banned from

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link

lmao

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

peter, peter

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

the really heinous thing is that pete (probably knows) he was selling bullshit in that clip. it's a cynical fairytale to protect the founders who were all bad and racist to varying degrees.

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

lol maybe the founders should have asked the slaves for help if they didn't understand slavery

j., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

i think it sounds worse for them if they "didn't know" it was bad

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

tbh I'd believe that Ivy Leaguer Buttigieg didn't learn shit about American history. We still have high school textbooks insisting Reconstruction was a noble mistake.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

garden variety pandering

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

RIP Buttigieg

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

As president, I'll turn the East Room into an open office plan, where I’ll sit with our team.

I’ll use the Oval Office for some official functions – never for tweeting – but the rest of the time, I’ll be where a leader should be: with the team. https://t.co/zIU3ZL5uIv pic.twitter.com/jLwWKJCmxw

— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) December 30, 2019

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

this is funny

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

lol that all the moderate candidates are tripping over their dicks to show how electable they are and they are all failsons

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

if biden maintains his lead after these early primaries, warren and sanders should jump on one ticket. i know they're "not the same" but medicate for all and closing corporate tax loopholes is a winning message and biden needs to go. if he is the nominee we are looking at "emails" 2.0 with this hunter biden stuff.

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

and he won't be able to defend himself adequately because he just babbles.

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

I do wonder if it's a possibility that's been discussed. They still, AFAICT, have never directly attacked each other.

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

i hope so. the moment is too important for it to be a clash of personalities. i am #teambernie forever, but warren is a strong second and the others don't even rank.

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

I’m unenthusiastic about Sanders as the nom, but I’d be good with him with Warren as VP, particularly since a second term seems unlikely.

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

You haven’t renounced your citizenship yet?

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

i'd be extremely surprised if two septuagenarians were on the Dem ticket together.

💠 (crüt), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

There are good reasons not to have Warren as a running mate but I don't think age is one of them

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

Bernie and Stacey Abrams is obvs. the dream ticket, though I feel like I've probably already posted that a half-dozen times.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link

Nah you have to pay too much to renounce USA citizenship xp

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

I mean, my dream ticket is actually Dolomite/Han Solo

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

the beast who chases after / the i who runs away 2020

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

haven't you heard? if you're a progressive Abrams is now bad, actually

Now that Neera Tanden is trending it's a good time to bring up that @stacyabrams is a board member of Center of American progress, the gross centrist think tank Neera runs.

She is not our friend. This is why Joe Biden likes her so muchhttps://t.co/c70e6G9did

— Barack Obama is a Joe Manchin Democrat (@FlyThaiMMA) December 31, 2019

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

does Han Solo additionally have big tiddies in the dream?


i'd love to post that to a coupla Bootyfan boards I am banned from

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 1, 2020 12:34 AM (six hours ago)

guys Morbs is running around getting banned from multiple other boards for his terrible nicknames for Democrat Party politicians: obviously the moderating around here is due for an overhaul

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

lol

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

if biden maintains his lead after these early primaries, warren and sanders should jump on one ticket

I respect the impetus behind this, but declaring a "ticket" when you haven't secured the nomination is a loser move that has never worked out well for anyone.

Just ask nonPresident Cruz or nonVice President Fiorina

Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

i don't think it makes sense to split the left vote when the centrists are centering on one candidate

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

how are there multiple pete buttigieg fan boards?

treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

treeship, do you know what people are

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

On Buttigieg/Cruz, technically John Adams was off on a diplomatic mission in Europe, and isn't even a signatory to the Constitution. James Madison, principal author and designer of the 3/5ths compromise, owned 100+ slaves, and didn't free any of them in his will (as Washington did, and as Jefferson did for the males of Hemmings family). Of the first 12 presidents, all but John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams were slave holders.

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

wait, are you telling me that some of the founding fathers supported slavery?? the authors of a document that begins with "WE the people"??

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

xp what does that have to do with whether they knew it was *wrong* or not? Of course they knew it was wrong ffs. They just varied in what they cared to do about it and when. (The State of Vermont -- which for several reasons split from New York immediately after the Revolution -- banned slavery in **1777**. )

I'm trying to imagine all of these men of the time, like, reading the Bible and thinking, "I don't get it, why did the Israelites want to get away from Egypt? What was the big deal?"

Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

turns out that people can find justification for just about anything in the bible

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

treeship, do you know what people are

No evidence of this to date

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link

the proper response to ted fucking cruz is basically "homie you'd 100% leave slavery "up to the states" in 2019 so please do go fuck yourself w a rusty chainsaw"

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link


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