lol
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 December 2019 14:55 (six years ago)
A+++
― pomenitul, Monday, 30 December 2019 15:07 (six years ago)
(With apologies for posting.)
https://www.quotemaster.org/images/b8/b8ee187aaf5e33b47f5b0c67756fb392.png
― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 December 2019 15:09 (six years ago)
PLEASE POST IN THIS THREADfairly certain this will be my most popular thread ever
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 16:08 (six years ago)
can u summarize that thread w/o just linking to it and expecting me to read the whole thing?
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 30 December 2019 16:24 (six years ago)
Oh look, an empty thread! I can whine at length about my ongoing unhappiness, secure in the knowledge that no one will ever read it (and thus hate me even more)!
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 30 December 2019 19:06 (six years ago)
This is just a variation on the original from 2005.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 December 2019 19:14 (six years ago)
please do not post prior do not post material in the do not post threadinstead post posts in the post in this threadPLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 19:59 (six years ago)
so now that the year has turned can we post again?
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 23:21 (six years ago)
Peace and quiet at long last.
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:26 (six years ago)
cunt
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:28 (six years ago)
The ideal thread would be a locked empty one for us all to go back to again and again.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:28 (six years ago)
delete every thread except this one
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:28 (six years ago)
otm
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:29 (six years ago)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:28 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
haven't heard this Jute Gyte song yet
― opden gnash (imago), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:31 (six years ago)
Thirdly, when at the summit of his power, he ordered a seat to he placed for him on the sea-shore when the tide was coming in; thus seated, he shouted to the flowing sea, "Thou, too, art subject to my command, as the land on which I am seated is mine; and no one has ever resisted my commands with impunity. I command you, then, not to flow over my land, nor presume to wet the feet and the robe of your lord". The tide, however, continuing to rise as usual, dashed over his feet and legs without respect to his royal person. Then the king leaped backwards, saying: "Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings, for there is none worthy of the name, but He whom heaven, earth, and sea obey by eternal laws".
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:32 (six years ago)
I'm calling the police
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:58 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:45 (six years ago)
if you even DREAM about posting in this thread, you better email me and apologize
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:59 (six years ago)
check yr inbox
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:05 (six years ago)
Say that in person to my face, monkeyboy.
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:06 (six years ago)
check ur OkCupid account, i got strong words for u
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:08 (six years ago)
we have one of these already fyi
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 February 2020 23:30 (six years ago)
delete all meta threads. austerity.
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 February 2020 23:32 (six years ago)
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 February 2020 23:34 (six years ago)
Sorry, wrong thread
asshole
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 February 2020 00:11 (six years ago)
opinion
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 00:13 (six years ago)
I AM SO SCARED
― calstars, Monday, 10 February 2020 01:17 (six years ago)
great revive
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 10 February 2020 01:28 (six years ago)
ffs
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 01:33 (six years ago)
;)
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 02:03 (six years ago)
I thought we weren't supposed to post in thread, but here all of you are. What's up with that?
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 10 February 2020 03:46 (six years ago)
https://cameronherold.com/wp-content/uploads/Do-Not-Read-This-Sign.jpg
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:40 (six years ago)
After a brief slip-up, I stopped posting in this thread as per OP's wishes. I have since become more respectful and would like to apologize for past transgressions. Why can't everyone else do the same?
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:43 (six years ago)
https://images.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt068dbc54bf4fc7ed/blte3077ba643a056db/5df3c9523db3d8092b110642/7ELV-Donuts-1800.jpg
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:44 (six years ago)
Oh shit, sorry, misread the thread title. Sorry, everybody.
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:44 (six years ago)
https://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/SJM-L-EDPRAIL16-0616-03.jpg
Oh man, what are the odds I'd make the same mistake twice in quick succession like that?! Wow, just call me Mr. ButterDonutfingers, amirite?
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:45 (six years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This thread contains posts.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:46 (six years ago)
Wow, this place is so rude. I, for one, am appalled by your behaviour.
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:46 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDzB-Eu8YeQ
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:47 (six years ago)
Just one post after another. This is the most toxic thread on ILX.
― jmm, Monday, 10 February 2020 17:54 (six years ago)
Smelt it, dealt it, imo.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:55 (six years ago)
Take it to the "Threads you had second thoughts about and decided not to start - put them here" thread
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:08 (six years ago)
Some people say ILX0rs should be seen and not heard but I say: OLD LUNCHBAG, UP YOURS!
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:15 (six years ago)
I'm shocked--Shocked!--that ILXors are posting in this thread!
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:21 (six years ago)
As I went walking, I saw a sign thereAnd on the sign it said "No Trespassing"But on the other side it didn't say nothing.That side was made for you and me.
-Bob Marley
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:25 (six years ago)