2020 Democratic presidential primary

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Harsh on the people of Vermont, imo.

― Frederik B, Friday, 27 December 2019 09:08 (six years ago)

god he sucks. you can just see him mouthing the words but that he doesn't believe any of it

.@jonkarl: "Your ad says 'Medicare for all.' Your plan is not 'Medicare for all' ... there's not even a public option."

"Our plan is to expand a universal health care system to all Americans," Andrew Yang says, adding it will happen "over time." https://t.co/ZODaeI0IgO pic.twitter.com/sO7OiMx4Yb
— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) December 29, 2019

― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 29 December 2019 20:06 (six years ago)

icymi

Centrists are the most ideological political actors (meaning, substituting preconceived biases for reasoned reflection). Mainstream pubs never acknowledged this defining features of our political culture. So, for the NYT, this is groundbreaking. Yay! https://t.co/A9rqNIxD1p
— Rick Perlstein (@rickperlstein) December 23, 2019

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 12:32 (six years ago)

Biden in New Hampshire: “Are any of you truck drivers in here?”

*no hands go up*
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) December 30, 2019

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:12 (six years ago)

lol

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:18 (six years ago)

*Biden sadly crosses "keep on truckin!" joke off of notecards*

"Does anyone here have Prince Albert in a can?"

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:19 (six years ago)

Jesus fuck.

.@JoeBiden was asked if he would consider choosing a Republican running mate if he is nominee for a show-of-force unity ticket:

“I would” Biden said but added he couldn’t think of anyone at the moment.
— Bo Erickson CBS (@BoKnowsNews) December 30, 2019

― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 30 December 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

Man.

― Lactose Shaolin Wanker (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:01 (six years ago)

How about choosing a true independent with a first name you can trust, Joe Lieberman

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:05 (six years ago)

Biden/Romney

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:07 (six years ago)

Squash the beef and pick Paul Ryan, he’s not doing much

(for real though it’s such a dumb question I can’t even get mad at Biden over it)

― JoeStork, Monday, 30 December 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

Vice President Van Drew

― 💠 (crüt), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

a shame the Orangutan has demolished the bar for "he'll say anything to get elected"

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:20 (six years ago)

imagine the zany situation the next time an energetic young voter asks Biden a challenging question

*firmly grabs young voter by both shoulders*

just look at my record. and if you don't like it, don't vote for me. vote for the republican. the republican on my opponent's ticket, i mean, not the republican i selected as my running-mate, who is a very good republican you can trust. lookit, you should vote for the republican/republican ticket if you don't want to vote for me and my republican.

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:23 (six years ago)

i know biden has suffered a lot but sometimes i wonder if it isn't enough

― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

he keeps asking for it

― brimstead, Monday, 30 December 2019 20:43 (six years ago)

Biden/Meghan McCain 2020

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:47 (six years ago)

"we know who her father is!"

― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2019 20:54 (six years ago)

Biden/Fleshlight '20

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 30 December 2019 21:10 (six years ago)

2019 Biden/1970's anti-integration Biden, the ultimate unity ticket

― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2019 21:13 (six years ago)

Biden/Bret Stephens

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 30 December 2019 21:14 (six years ago)

Biden/a slurry made of burned out low-efficiency lightbulbs and coal dust

― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2019 21:17 (six years ago)

Biden/Time

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 21:39 (six years ago)

Biden/Unbidden

― nickn, Monday, 30 December 2019 21:45 (six years ago)

Biden/Bywearegoingtoseetheking

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:08 (six years ago)

found the best proposal from a candidate

As president, I'll turn the East Room into an open office plan, where I’ll sit with our team.

I’ll use the Oval Office for some official functions – never for tweeting – but the rest of the time, I’ll be where a leader should be: with the team. https://t.co/zIU3ZL5uIv pic.twitter.com/jLwWKJCmxw
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) December 30, 2019

― babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:30 (six years ago)

Bloomberg/TEAM 2020

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:34 (six years ago)

Bloomberg/A Microsoft Encarta CD Rom

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:42 (six years ago)

jesus fuck, open office plan white house, god help us

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:44 (six years ago)

jesus fuck, open office plan white house, god help us

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:44 (six years ago)

WeGovern

― babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:54 (six years ago)

lol

― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:54 (six years ago)

open up your office to deez nuts bloomberg!!

― 💠 (crüt), Monday, 30 December 2019 23:58 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:01 (six years ago)

let's go Terry McAuliffe !!!!

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:17 (six years ago)

Oh hooray the only primary that matters is almost over!

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:21 (six years ago)

voted Bernie

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:21 (six years ago)

almost 15,000 messages!

― Dan S, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:21 (six years ago)

Grimes.

― Camina Burana Drummer (Leee), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 00:44 (six years ago)

imagine getting dunked on this hard by ted fucking cruz

“Slavery is an evil of Colossal magnitude & I am utterly averse to the admission of slavery into the Missouri Territories. It being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this country may be abolished by law.” John Adams, founding father, 2nd POTUS https://t.co/ch9gCMFUn7
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 31, 2019

― hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:17 (six years ago)

can you imagine getting owned by ted cruz? I'd jump off a bridge before breakfast.

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:23 (six years ago)

i'd love to post that to a coupla Bootyfan boards I am banned from

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:34 (six years ago)

lmao

― treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 14:18 (six years ago)

peter, peter

― treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 14:18 (six years ago)

the really heinous thing is that pete (probably knows) he was selling bullshit in that clip. it's a cynical fairytale to protect the founders who were all bad and racist to varying degrees.

― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:07 (six years ago)

lol maybe the founders should have asked the slaves for help if they didn't understand slavery

― j., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:27 (six years ago)

i think it sounds worse for them if they "didn't know" it was bad

― treeship., Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

tbh I'd believe that Ivy Leaguer Buttigieg didn't learn shit about American history. We still have high school textbooks insisting Reconstruction was a noble mistake.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:32 (six years ago)

garden variety pandering

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 15:40 (six years ago)

RIP Buttigieg

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 16:29 (six years ago)

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