bojo is king, brexit is on, stuff is fvcked, tomorrow starts here -- new govt new thread new battle

meltitudes

was taken to many funerals of elderly people i had never met as a child and used to always have a good poke at the body and nobody ever gave out to me

lol responding to this

Lads ye are weak horses, I’ve never been to a closed-coffin funeral

― glindr jackson (gyac), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 12:17 (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Your search - video game rankings of Labour politicians - returned 1 ILXoR

Mr Sobel ? Need more like him and less like Dan Jarvis who has apparently thrown his rusty old battered helmet into the ring on a "let's pretend it's 2010" agenda.

lol I still remember some racist thugs in the Ed Mili era saying Labour would clean up with Dan Jarvis. He's an ugly fucking troglodyte with shit for brains so maybe they were onto something.

“Clever for the Army” is the best thing that’s ever been said about him.

sounds very generous to me

there was a point where he was a bit of an unknown quantity and was given a lot of goodwill as "one of our boys" but it soon became apparent that even by Labour Right post Blair standards he was a very shallow and stagnant pond!

the only closed-coffin i ever had to go to wasnt great neither tbh

Yeah, can imagine tbh.

What I came here to link:

The critics are wrong. CATS highly entertaining - and the very small audience applauded at the end. Go see. Clever. Funny. Some amazing special effects. And funny how you can get into human stories through fake cats ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) December 24, 2019

pic.twitter.com/OEVzxJ1X7C

— Christmas Depression (@aboynamedposh) December 24, 2019

an old friend of mine once confided to me that when his Ukrainian father died (who was about 3 decades older than his mother) he heard her fucking one of the funeral directors in the living room, with his father's cadaver in the centre of the room in a coffin. yes, he was quite a troubled soul tbf!

anyone cadaver

lool!

that was too fucking swift for Christmas Eve

sat up beautifully tbf

the pun, not the

I've got a young autist in house, so other than the turkey I have to do as little Christmas as possible to help him maintain and self-regulate. It isn't even a pisser tbf. i fucking hate christmas!

I meant deems in there as swift as you like with that joke! Like the funeral director with the bereaved

I thought you meant Swiftian there, G!

sometimes i think shit (or even good) punnery is actually what makes humanity worth saving for a bit longer.

Absolutely, that and Alastair Campbell deciding that he’s going to stick his neck out to defend Cats.

and in the same year his hometown has gone blue, it must hard for him to contain all that repressed joy and put on a concerned frown for the cameras.

actually it won't be. i forgot that he's an unfeeling sociopath

remember when Campbell was the political editor for that short lived Today newspaper that was owned by that charming paedophile and repeat sex offender Eddy Shah? Sheeit I used to actually buy that rag sometimes, but I was young and it woz a different era!

merry wobs lads

Merry wobs to all except Tories/tactical voters ⛄⛄⛄

Merry wobs to all (even tories and tactical voters) but not to Keir Starmer, who should take up drunken quad biking or jumping without a bungee - the doss melt cunt!

Wishing everyone a happy and peaceful Christmas!

Thank you to our health, care, and emergency services staff working today. pic.twitter.com/wmHbydTOR5

— Nadia Whittome (@NadiaWhittomeMP) December 25, 2019

Nadia has an adorable black labbie. More grist for the mill on my NKVD style dossier on the bad politics of cats and how they manipulate their owners through toxocariasic brain worms!

https://redrevolution.co.uk/2019/12/22/questions-beginning-to-be-raised-about-voting-irregularities-at-british-general-election/

some conspiratorial nonsense no doubt, the gammon-quake was bound to vastly increase postal votes for the tories with lots of torpid old dying hateful cunts with a chance to strangulate hope I guess?

I rest my case, calz

https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmallparty/191105/dog-advisory-welfare.htm

Hope your good boy has been given lots of treats and pets today

he's enjoying a huge cured ham bone, he's gone into some primal state and growls at me if I go near him!

JC too good for this shithouse country really

While Boris Johnson spends Christmas in the tropics with Billionaires Jeremy Corbyn spent it properly with his wonderful family helping those in need. pic.twitter.com/W1eILqxIRx

— Ben (@BenJolly9) December 25, 2019

not jesus but

.. the same initials

.. as Julian Cope.

Thornberry trashing the Labour manifesto in the Torygraph is it? very credible and inspiring way to run a leadership campaign and win the membership over.

Lads how are we not discussing Jolyon Windmill’s epic bedshitting this cold St Stephen’s Day morning? He’s trending on twitter!

pic.twitter.com/cZbQEzZgxB

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) December 26, 2019

Norfolk Windmill!

Prince Andrew Jolyon
🤝
Unlikely clubbing anecdote

— Noah Reelman (@NKreelman) December 26, 2019

Look a homeowner has the right to protect themself from baseball bat-wielding foxes

Norfolk Windmill!🕸

when over 10 million people vote for you but Dan Jarvis thinks you need to talk to the people

I wouldn't mind but isn't he the Sheffield regional mayor these days? Seeing as that (not including Barsnley obv) it is probably the most progressive/lefty region of Yorkshire these days (or at least I thoought it was). It looks like he is hoping to be dragged reluctantly into the competition by his legions of supporters, which isn't happening cos I think even many on the right know he's a dunce!

He’s an anvil-headed weirdo.

The discrimination & prejudice suffered by Gypsy, Roma & Traveller communities is commonplace. We cannot let this stand. We have to organise ourselves to defend all people under attack from this Government. https://t.co/gEfZX2GS7X

— Laura Pidcock (@LauraPidcock) December 26, 2019

Essentially "listen to the people" is the new legitimate concerns, the claim that Labour must sacrifice all policy decisions to a notional white cis-het hardworking base

It's a cross-class alliance! Of..... racists!

Would genuinely love for Jarvis to throw his hat into the ring just to deflate some of the hot air around him.