bojo is king, brexit is on, stuff is fvcked, tomorrow starts here -- new govt new thread new battle

Actually impressed at the sheer shamelessness needed for this level of shithousery pic.twitter.com/E3FtEuHgdE

— Howard Zinn's 10 Million McDonnell Relief Plan (@ZinnTruther) December 23, 2019

let the groundless slurs and character assignations begin.

Although really I'm not opposed to ruling with iron fist, because Corbyn was way too soft on these melt wreckers.

When I look back on my illustrious career of benefit fraud I was poor as fuck 90 odd % of the time. There was a period where I was signing on and earning £120 a day cash in the johnny rocket. But fuck you forever Starmer, for saying I deserve a 10 year sentence you piece of of Tory human garbage ..seriously!

He's basically Osborne but ended up in Labour because he's from a lower middle class background and with less "charisma". Complete fucking cunt.

he's like one of them bottom feeding fish that pretends to be dead to put off predators

but of course the current melt discourse is: has he got memorable slogans, message discipline etc.. etc.. that is the point where I just give up and say fuck you all tbh.

happy x-mas to all as well! The equal distribution of baby Yoda amongst the classes is meeting targets- so much to look forwards to:p

Christmas card, 2019 🐿 😉#MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/lFzzu3WSj3

— Jo Swinson (@joswinson) December 23, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMizqDyXYAAC1vf?format=jpg&name=small

surely you aren't allowed to transport rotting cadavers in the passenger seat of a car?

xp lool!

gasp! some self deprecating humour from Swinson has just totally wrong-footed me tbh. I'm in shock!

that’s not self-deprecating humour, that’s a chilling reminder that her thirst for squirrel blood will never be quenched

We have a whippet around here with a blackboard tally for Russell Square squirrel kills.

swindon has a flip-chart covered in tally marks at lib dem hq iirc

A 27 yo British medical student performed a Nazi salute at horrified plane passengers.

He is heard telling another passenger: "Your job is to be the Ni***r of the world", "Sieg Heil!" and "Untermensch" (subhuman in German).

The world should know about this freak.
Retweet! pic.twitter.com/szNgileWbF

— Kerry 😈 (@KerrrryC) December 23, 2019

there has been a lot of incidents like this recently, no doubt related to having the most racist PM in decades. But we least we saved the UK from the anti-Semitic allotment man.

I would also suggest these are getting more 'retweets' and shares than previous

so not a spike in racist hate incidents you saying? I'd put money that statistics will later back up that there has indeed been a post-election spike. Just as there was when the US a elected a Klan man.

No, I'm not saying that.

(which is why I said 'also')

surely you aren't allowed to transport rotting cadavers in the passenger seat of a car?

― calzino, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 10:23 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

im sure ive told the story about the lad from down home who was in his bollix going to pay the quoted price for his uncle to be shipped home from london post mortem, and went and got him, put him front seat in the escort and took him home on the ferry

lol.. how on earth could you. My mum used to take photos of corpses at open coffin funerals - I could never work out the motivation to do that!

the open coffin is a fuckin curse for sure, brr no thanks

51 years old and as far as I recall I've never seen a corpse irl

Lads ye are weak horses, I’ve never been to a closed-coffin funeral

only corpse i've seen is Lenin's iirc

appropriately enough

I saw my first corpse I was about 6 or 7 when a young boy from the traveler's site was pulled out of the lock, but this was from a safe distance. Once there was a suicide on the train tracks and the bizzies did a really shit job of cleaning up all the remains and quite a few from my estate were going on grim pilgrimages to them and poking this stuff with a stick and saying "woooy!!looks like summat I just had for my tea" etc..

Saw all the dead popes they have under the Vatican in the Necropolis in St Peters basilica.

So, the only corpses I have seen are all popes.

I'd drag every one of them papal cadavers out of that crypt and give them a piece of my mind for all the wrongs they've done!

xxxp
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I can't remember where I read this grimly hilarious account of the bodged embalming of Chairman Mao that haunts my thoughts. There weren't no experts about and all they had to go on was some borrowed embalming instructions from the Soviet Union or something. They totally fucked it up and made him look like a bloated green sea bass or something and you get the sense of panic they must have been feeling as were trying to correct this fuckup before some party officials would have them shot!

yuurgh! *runs while endorsing rlb*

51 years old and as far as I recall I've never seen a corpse irl

I'm struggling to fit a medium crown turkey in my shitty oven. Don't know the long-pig is going to fit in there ffs.

this has been a cruel year in many respects but continually teasing the deaths of one or more royals and delivering zero was especially irritating

Year’s not over yet, you seen the pics of undead Phil?

feel like he can keep that up for a decade tbh

adrenochrome is a helluva drug

By that difficult 9th season of The Crown he will have been a grateful recipient of the first successful body transplant.

he can have mine, i can see i'd be trading up

The Mao embalming story is from 'The Private Life of Chairman Mao: The Memoirs of Mao's Personal Physician' by Li Zhisui, pretty grim book with memorable bits with him never brushing his teeth (just swilling it out with green tea) and only "washing" his penis in virgin teenage peasant girls.

The maosoleum in Beijing still claims to contain his body, not a waxwork, but in my 8 years there I never managed to get up at 6am to go check it out.

Yes, it's an excellent read is that. Oh fuck, that comment on his genital hygiene.. Hideous man!

His reasoning for not brushing his teeth was that tigers don't do it iirc

i mean he’s not wrong tbfftl

his hair was 70% right and 30% wrong

Chairman Mao: right on landlords, right on tigers

I lived for 6 months with my wife on a hutong off nanluoguxiang in beijing, it was one of those courtyard houses, we just had one room in the complex owned by a terrifying old lady we had to call "dama" - she was part of a "red song" singing contest and used to practice tunelessly singing a song about "we will take the landlord's stick and beat him with it" outside my door at 5.30am every fucking day, she was literally my landlord and walked around with a stick.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMjR3usXsAACBkM?format=jpg&name=large Clive should be lower imo

tiger, tiger, swiping right

they seem to have erroneously neglected to put Starmer in the bottom box with Jess!