that was re: the film CATS not Jumanji: The Next Level in case there was any confusion
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 December 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
I'm sad this wasn't released in 3D, not only because it would add to the madness, but also because it would presumably have made the rendering errors considerably tougher to fix
― Simon H., Tuesday, 24 December 2019 14:57 (six years ago)
Wear your 3D glasses anyway
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:03 (six years ago)
and also take kratom
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:13 (six years ago)
Oh my fucking God. Judi? No. OK? No.
― revenge of the jawn (rushomancy), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 14:51 (six years ago)
I don’t wanna taaaalk about Juuuudi
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 15:31 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMsjRKPUEAEhAKB?format=jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 26 December 2019 13:38 (six years ago)
is... is that a length of intestine
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 December 2019 13:45 (six years ago)
catsible holocaust
are there spidercats behind her
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Thursday, 26 December 2019 14:21 (six years ago)
fuck i should have gone with cannibal holocats smdh
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 December 2019 14:34 (six years ago)
i will probably never watch this but i'm kinda glad it exists
― frogbs, Thursday, 26 December 2019 15:26 (six years ago)
I’m going on in!
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 26 December 2019 16:11 (six years ago)
I took an, um, well-deserved catnap through a bunch of this but basically agree with Ned’s take.
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 26 December 2019 19:36 (six years ago)
"Cats: Great If You're Asleep!"
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 19:59 (six years ago)
Catnip For Cat Lovers, Cat Nap For Others! Two Stars!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 20:01 (six years ago)
Catsup? More like CatsDOWN!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 20:02 (six years ago)
Cats It Meow, While You Can! Or Cats It Litter, With Brand Mew Effects!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 20:03 (six years ago)
lol, keep them coming
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 26 December 2019 20:22 (six years ago)
there is no sanity claws in cats, 2019’s biggest hairball
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 December 2019 20:31 (six years ago)
Cats At Bat: A Swing and a Hiss
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 21:38 (six years ago)
Cats Will Make You Yarn For Better Strays
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 21:41 (six years ago)
Guaranteed a Spot in the Caterwaul of Shame!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 21:47 (six years ago)
Hi
It was alright.
Cheers
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:20 (six years ago)
Just now, I did check imdb for triv etc.
I did see all the 1 🌟 reviews, I think people were doing a creative writing opportunity.
― Mark G, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:22 (six years ago)
If you go in expecting a pawsitive experience, you may come out singing a different tuna.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:41 (six years ago)
Sexless cats? This movie's got them in spayeds!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:45 (six years ago)
Could the Cats movie actually be (whisker it) kinda enjoyable? Some say: meowby!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:53 (six years ago)
The only reason I would think of watching this is if it's really as bad as people say, if it's alright I won't bother.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:57 (six years ago)
Hollywood hopes Cats finds second life in Europe. Germans, for their part, suggest "nein."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:58 (six years ago)
Do cats pee in this movie
Like do we get to see Idris Elva spray someone
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 December 2019 00:01 (six years ago)
xxpost Yeah, why settle for meowdiocrity?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 December 2019 00:01 (six years ago)
xpost These junkyard cats got no junk.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 December 2019 00:02 (six years ago)
Lol Idris peeing out of a non-existent penis might get me to see it
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 December 2019 00:03 (six years ago)
Just a cavernous, non-descript ever-expanding cat hole for pee to rain out of, filling the night sky like Singin in the Rain
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 December 2019 00:05 (six years ago)
They can just add the arcs of pee (and penises) with the next fx update.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 December 2019 00:05 (six years ago)
Audience members can log into apps to vote on cat genitalia shape and size
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 December 2019 00:06 (six years ago)
Like, suck it, Marty, we spent $200 million adding penises to people-cats.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 December 2019 00:06 (six years ago)
Or Robert DeNiro's face
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 December 2019 00:07 (six years ago)
Ironically, they had to spend millions removing all the penises the FX jokers added to DeNiro's face in "The Irishman.'
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 December 2019 00:10 (six years ago)
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― pplains, Friday, 27 December 2019 00:11 (six years ago)
CATS is kind of remarkable for the moment in that it seems so demented it's impossible to map a political valence onto it— christmas cheer liz bruenig (@ebruenig) December 27, 2019
― mark s, Friday, 27 December 2019 13:54 (six years ago)
bruenig annoys me more than not but if this^^^ observation is correct -- i still haven't seen it -- it makes CATS (2019) good not bad
― mark s, Friday, 27 December 2019 13:55 (six years ago)
Cats v Dogs is like the ur schism.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 December 2019 14:00 (six years ago)
dargis didn't have much troublehttps://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/18/movies/cats-review.html
It’s too bad that no one seems to have thought through the semiotics of Victoria’s chalky white cat face, given that Hayward is of mixed race and that the heavy is Idris Elba’s predatory Macavity. Elba seems to be having a fine time, but come on!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 December 2019 14:19 (six years ago)
damn. what a tragedy for Cats, the movie
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 27 December 2019 15:44 (six years ago)
Cats on a Plane
― fetter, Friday, 27 December 2019 18:50 (six years ago)
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/evan-rachel-wood-cats-review-frozen-2-a9262481.html
“……..#cats is actually worse than I thought it would be, And I already thought it would be horrible. But….I am actually speechless. Why would you change the choreography? I…am SPEECHLESS,” Wood said in a now-deleted tweet.
On Instagram Stories she exclaimed: “I have to have an actual live reaction of this. What the f—, what the f—, what the f—? What? What? What… the f—? What the f—? Oh my god!”
― piscesx, Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:20 (six years ago)
lol, i wonder if that won't inspire more famous people to drop the omerta and dogpile
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 December 2019 17:42 (six years ago)
From the article, it seems that ERW is actually upset because she is a fan of the original stage production of CATS though, which makes her take a little different from most everybody else's.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 30 December 2019 13:05 (six years ago)