Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

Congrats!!

(not sure why it'd be bad form to bring this up here, unless we're purely a Shawn Mendes/anal detritus discussion thread now)

OMG

Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3

Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!

Glory, hallelujah!

ERIC!! Mazel tov!!

Congratulations Eric!!

As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ

i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)

Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?

congrats!!!

xp Luckily for me he has not.

Congrats to Eric!
and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.

is that the new metaphor?

old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.

I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.

Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.

Same article said not to finger an ass without a condom on or else “you’ll get poo nail”

that's disgusting.

finally -- a word for a common conditino

bf and i are dead at touching et’s finger. he started singing an impromptu version of the neil diamond song “heartlight” with the alternate opening “turn on your dildo in the middle of a young boy’s dream”

i have no idea what anything in that sentence means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU

Guides to Anal are roughly as relevant as driving skills to me

i have a date tomorrow with a man who wants to show me Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. i'm excited!

Surm on the Edge of an Anal Breakdown

omg

never say that again

many xps

congrats Eric! <3

congrats Eric!!

happy holidays!!!!!!!
what's everyone up to

about to lunch with an indecisive friend who returns home in a few hours.

Everyone should go home.

what's a good winter thread title

i have no home

Maybe it’s having a major piece of writing due at the end of January, but I am extremely ready for the holidays to be over. Due to some unforeseen parental health issues (everyone’s mostly fine now, we think) we ended up spending more than half of December back home, which disrupted my work/life routine in ways that I don’t feel I can get back to until I return to my bubble.

On a positive note, a friend did get me Golden Girls Trivial Pursuit for Xmas.

i have that
and i'm so sorry to hear about your family--i hope things will continue to get better
bonus round: What is Miles' daughter's name?

Caroline.

(thanks for the kind words as well, surm)

<3 very good
ok one more: what John Hughes film is the actress who played Caroline in?

Hmm. That one I actually don't know, although I always thought the actress looked familiar (wasn't she also Larry Sanders' first wife?).

i actually don't know, though she was once on The Larry Sanders Show!
the film Molly Hagan starred in is SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL
:)

I was wrong. Molly Hagen was not Larry Sanders' wife; Megan Gallagher was. Hagen did play "Ad executive" in an ep of Larry though, in addition to that Hughes (written, though not directed) film.

(what surm said)

i think she was good at playing a stuck up b

i kind of like a boi

tho i'm also in a place of my life where if it doesn't feel like he's into it, i'll cut him off so fast it'll make his head spin
i tell you, nothing brings clarity to your love life like the dissolution of an 18-year relationship

i just finished redecorating my apartment, it's beautiful! now i just want to get a bar cart . . . . . . . . . this is gonna be a full on bach pad imma tell you right now

WINTER