I always suspect that any movies that get 1 star P Bradshaw maulings must be actually good because he is irredeemably bad.
― calzino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 10:51 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMGwTgDUcAA_NWv?format=png&name=small
― WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 11:10 (four years ago) link
xp Bradshaw wrote his review in verse, which was... not a good idea
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 19 December 2019 11:13 (four years ago) link
omg
― calzino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 11:17 (four years ago) link
really wanna see this even tho the show has like one good song, but it sounds like the tribute that Lloyd Webber - the Coke Years deserves
― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
plus if this does decent business just imagine Starlight Express with a bunch of stars CGI'd into singing trains
― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link
Had zero interest in this until all the extreme negative reviews started pouring in
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link
"It's CINEMA"— Martin Scorsese
― mark s, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link
incidentally is it just me or is the left-hand margin borked on this thread?
― a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
yeah, idris elba's feline area has broken ilx
― WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link
Has anybody applied a snapchat cat filter to an entire film yet? They should. I'd love to see The Irishman as all cats.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link
The whole thread has some weird font imposed upon it when viewed in IE.
Lotta reviewers really champing at the bit to use some variant on 'turns out this Cats movie is a real dog!'
― Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:11 (four years ago) link
If this is truly some kind of eldritch horror orgy film, I'm sure I'll enjoy it
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link
rogue font and borked margin both caused in may 2002 by N. (aka Alba) posting some now-vanished picture related to the history of beercans
― mark s, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link
I have two words for the people responsible for Cats: go fish.
I couldn't bear to watch another thirty seconds of this grizzly cinematic massacre. No thanks, Cats!
A humpback whale of a bad time. Blow it out your hole, Cats!
― Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
This is IMO a pretty good guide in life, but I'm not sure about this one - I've already arranged to go see Star Wars drunk.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link
By getting drunk?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link
did u just admit to using internet explorer in december 2019
― WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
Given my workplace's fanaticism for bleeding age tech, I just thank my lucky stars we aren't still using Netscape.
― Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
Bleeding edge, bleeding age, it's all the same to me.
― Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link
i send all my posts via telegram
*adjusts steampunk goggles, dies*
― WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
That's also the last line of the Cats screenplay
― Simon H., Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
T.S. Eliot invented steampunk, whoa
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
what did you think the "s" stood for?
― Simon H., Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
yeah his full name was 'the steampunk eliot' iirc
― WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
THERE'S A CRANK TO SHUT THE WINDOW IF YOU SNEEZE
― mark s, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
cranks are steampunk, case closed
― WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link
Q: is Jason Derulo's digitally-erased crank steampunk
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
here's the cg workstation used for derulorasure, decide 4 yrself
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.U0sp7mh-iSG2PkUteGzHfwHaE8%26pid%3DApi&f=1
― WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link
xp it'll be addressed in the sequel
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 19 December 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link
cats ii: the dept of crank yankers
― Simon H., Thursday, 19 December 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
One critic described proceedings as permanently on the brink of a sex party. Other reviewers were struck by Cats’ visual and tonal similarity to The Human Centipede, a horror film in which kidnap victims are stitched together mouth to anus.
― omar little, Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
Cats always feels like it’s two seconds away from turning into a furry orgy in a dumpster.
brb pitching my contrarian revisionist rave to sight and sound
― mark s, Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
50/50 chance Armond White is months ahead of you
― omar little, Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
'Cats is a jubilant celebration of the unspoken yet universal human desire to fuck a cat.' - Rex Reed
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
I've found myself wondering more than a few times since the trailer dropped whether this thing is a stealth recruitment video largely funded by the shadowy furry lobby. Because if so, it's working.
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
Oh weird, I just reloaded this thread and got the font problem for the first time.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
I'm using safari and I see the different font, but it is not a problem, I kind of think this special thread deserves a special font.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
this special thread deserves the https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=60&threadid=2955 treatment
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
lmao at your post bumping that thread ulysses
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
holy shit, i just lost myself in that thread for ... what day is it?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
Great thred
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
my gf really hates the uppers music as it means she needs to find my phone
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
Here's the one-two: FT's Nigel Andrews gives a positive review!
https://www.ft.com/content/cd836eb2-2180-11ea-b8a1-584213ee7b2b
...and then IMMEDIATELY RETIRES.
https://www.ft.com/content/d70957b2-20e5-11ea-b8a1-584213ee7b2b
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 December 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link
All the best zings:
https://digg.com/2019/bad-reviews-cats-movie
― DJI, Friday, 20 December 2019 00:20 (four years ago) link
Just had a -great- time reading those zings aloud to my partner - this one made her double over: “an approximation of what would happen if your third eye actually opened and you could suddenly see into the astral plane.”
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Friday, 20 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it.
A+
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Friday, 20 December 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link
Best thread ever
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 December 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
Sounds like Sonic is really gonna have to deliver to top this one (I maintain hope that the 45 seconds of fan-pleasing reworked animation we've seen is all that they'll have the time to handle properly and that the remainder of the overhaul will somehow look even worse than the first trailer).
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 December 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link