lol that's a very interesting point and it's v true
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:36 (six years ago)
why i like to top is i'm very into my dick feeling good
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (six years ago)
i mean, me toobut tbh normally i find it v unpleasant
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (six years ago)
huh.. it's always been my favorite tbh. i always thought i was being selfish for wanting it the most. i was like super happy when i realized that's not really true specifically with my current bf.
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:46 (six years ago)
i meanthe whole process just feels so tediouslike you need products and then the mess factor you know i can barely sleep at night when the kitchen counter hasn't been wiped down so i guess i have that to grapple with
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:53 (six years ago)
If you're on top, you get to grapple with lots of things!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:56 (six years ago)
haha. yeah it does require some ...
nuttering aboutelbow greasemonkeywrenching
also helps to have a project belt and a work cloth
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:59 (six years ago)
the 'usefulness' thing is extremely otm of course
and then there's the whole protection thinglike i'd rather just get a beej and call it a day really, no muss no fuss
the other night i topped a friend and afterward i realized he didn't even ask me if i'm on prepand i am but i still get so nervous like, do ppl still use condoms
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 22:01 (six years ago)
I don’t know why anyone would ever go into a situation where anal might happen without attending to some cleanliness stuff in advance. A guy I’m casually seeing told me his ex was ALWAYS messy, every time, and I’m like... how could that possibly be enjoyable for either party
Part of the enjoyment of bottoming is KNOWING you’re clean as a whistle, prod away my sweetie
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 00:03 (six years ago)
gross
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 00:12 (six years ago)
that's awful really
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:38 (six years ago)
i just can't imagine
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:39 (six years ago)
Is it bad form to bring up my big news in this thread too?
Well I don't care. I'm engaged and I am so very much in love!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:42 (six years ago)
Congrats!!
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:51 (six years ago)
(not sure why it'd be bad form to bring this up here, unless we're purely a Shawn Mendes/anal detritus discussion thread now)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:54 (six years ago)
OMG
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:58 (six years ago)
Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3
Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:00 (six years ago)
Glory, hallelujah!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:09 (six years ago)
ERIC!! Mazel tov!!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:09 (six years ago)
Congratulations Eric!!
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:35 (six years ago)
As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:38 (six years ago)
i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:01 (six years ago)
Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:18 (six years ago)
congrats!!!
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:56 (six years ago)
xp Luckily for me he has not.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
Congrats to Eric! and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:59 (six years ago)
is that the new metaphor?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:03 (six years ago)
old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:18 (six years ago)
I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:21 (six years ago)
Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:26 (six years ago)
Same article said not to finger an ass without a condom on or else “you’ll get poo nail”
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:48 (six years ago)
that's disgusting.
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
finally -- a word for a common conditino
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:57 (six years ago)
bf and i are dead at touching et’s finger. he started singing an impromptu version of the neil diamond song “heartlight” with the alternate opening “turn on your dildo in the middle of a young boy’s dream”
― ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 06:25 (six years ago)
i have no idea what anything in that sentence means
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 15:46 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU
― ingredience (map), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:23 (six years ago)
Guides to Anal are roughly as relevant as driving skills to me
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 December 2019 19:24 (six years ago)
i have a date tomorrow with a man who wants to show me Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. i'm excited!
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:29 (six years ago)
Surm on the Edge of an Anal Breakdown
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 December 2019 20:36 (six years ago)
omg
― surm, Friday, 20 December 2019 20:45 (six years ago)
never say that again
many xps
congrats Eric! <3
― clouds, Saturday, 21 December 2019 14:30 (six years ago)
congrats Eric!!
― donna rouge, Saturday, 21 December 2019 16:59 (six years ago)
happy holidays!!!!!!! what's everyone up to
― surm, Monday, 30 December 2019 16:37 (six years ago)
about to lunch with an indecisive friend who returns home in a few hours.
Everyone should go home.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 December 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
what's a good winter thread title
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:12 (six years ago)
i have no home
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:13 (six years ago)