well, yeah
https://img.srgcdn.com/e//RzY4QWVXMDhySzVZWlF2djlRaGkuanBn.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
who looks like that
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
Shawn Mendes.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
I can subsist on one of his calves through 2045.
that's really fucked up the rest of us are trying to just sustain a semblance of an arm muscle and there's that out there in the world
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
I’m not! I’m skinny af these days and ok with it
I read an article about how music stans are bad, and I wanted to ask how many music writers had actually been stalked and had their lives threatened
But instead decided to chime in here and say there’s nothing really wrong with a world where you can a. get fucked in the ass and b. watch Star Wars after getting fucked in the ass
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
p sure I have never heard any sounds made by Shawn Mendes or many other hairless twinks
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link
ok here's the thingi looked at myself in the mirror today and i was likei'm glad i gained 20 lbs kind of cuz i look kind of hot ALSOi haven't wanted to fuck hairless twinks lately...
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
Twinks are good for nothing irl and only good for one thing on the porn-consumption front (hint: it rhymes with luge Bilbo inversion diddy-ohs)
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
i thought you guys were talking sean mendes the director haha. i was like "wait the older guy in the back-right?". those people look insufferable to me tbh.
in the "photos of people i'd like to do immediately" category:
https://beatsinspace.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/juanmaclean2019.jpg
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
That's SAM "1917" Mendes, mappy
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
i haven't gotten laid since Saturday
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
omg so i've been toppingdid i tell you guys this
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
it's really very interesting
what is interesting about it??
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
It is! You can pretend you're God, watching your lover, as Bette Midler said, from a distance.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
i don't know how ppl really want it i guessyou know i'm into the other stuff i mean ppl get really into it, i do get off on the power trip thing i have tbh
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
I think there's a biological desire for men to feel like they're being "useful" and topping (and topping well) satisfies that desire
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
lol that's a very interesting point and it's v true
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
why i like to top is i'm very into my dick feeling good
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
i mean, me toobut tbh normally i find it v unpleasant
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
huh.. it's always been my favorite tbh. i always thought i was being selfish for wanting it the most. i was like super happy when i realized that's not really true specifically with my current bf.
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
i meanthe whole process just feels so tediouslike you need products and then the mess factor you know i can barely sleep at night when the kitchen counter hasn't been wiped down so i guess i have that to grapple with
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
If you're on top, you get to grapple with lots of things!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
haha. yeah it does require some ...
nuttering aboutelbow greasemonkeywrenching
also helps to have a project belt and a work cloth
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
the 'usefulness' thing is extremely otm of course
and then there's the whole protection thinglike i'd rather just get a beej and call it a day really, no muss no fuss
the other night i topped a friend and afterward i realized he didn't even ask me if i'm on prepand i am but i still get so nervous like, do ppl still use condoms
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link
I don’t know why anyone would ever go into a situation where anal might happen without attending to some cleanliness stuff in advance. A guy I’m casually seeing told me his ex was ALWAYS messy, every time, and I’m like... how could that possibly be enjoyable for either party
Part of the enjoyment of bottoming is KNOWING you’re clean as a whistle, prod away my sweetie
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link
gross
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 00:12 (four years ago) link
that's awful really
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
i just can't imagine
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
Is it bad form to bring up my big news in this thread too?
Well I don't care. I'm engaged and I am so very much in love!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
Congrats!!
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
(not sure why it'd be bad form to bring this up here, unless we're purely a Shawn Mendes/anal detritus discussion thread now)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link
OMG
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3
Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link
Glory, hallelujah!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link
ERIC!! Mazel tov!!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
Congratulations Eric!!
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
congrats!!!
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
xp Luckily for me he has not.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
Congrats to Eric! and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
is that the new metaphor?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link
old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.
― Yerac, Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link