bojo is king, brexit is on, stuff is fvcked, tomorrow starts here -- new govt new thread new battle

Not sarcastic

likewise alas xp

watching bbc news for some fucking reason, there is a clip of alan johnson being a prick to jon lansman, and they cut to george osborne grinning like a vampire sex pest, fucking sickening sight.

Jon L been more influential for good in this country than Alan fucking Johnson.

Don is, of course, one of the oldest place names in the British Isles *pushes glasses on bridge of nose*

I really don't get why so many people seem to think think that Keir Starmer is the person to save the Labour party, why him and not any number of other Labour centrists? is it something to do with wanting a 'serious figure' to be the next leader, and his status as a former Director of Public Prosecutions makes him one?

otm soref.

xxxps
well hopefully willl still be here, I should have added! but this is no place for suspicion of grim gallows humour. Hopefully it is still a safe space for burning melts! and for me to annoy the fuck out of mark s with my proliferate message board warrior style overuse of exclamation marks!!!

Asked what it was in particular that she disliked about Corbyn, she replied: “There’s something about his mannerisms.”

Asked if he liked Johnson, Evans sighed. “I think he’s the best of a bad bunch but it’s brilliant that the town has turned blue. It’s been Labour for too long. We need a change. Things can’t get worse.”

sorry but just look at him

Jesus f christ, this guy, feel physically sick looking at him pic.twitter.com/JdXXhpSoZl

— Wicked Wilf (@weejay) December 13, 2019

Honestly there is not another centrist in the same league as Starmer.

That’s true. I think he would get slaughtered by the press for his human rights work but there isn’t anyone on the centre/right who isn’t already a busted flush within the party.

The calz exclamation marks will be tempered by the sensible punctuation centrist Tom D. full stops, the system works

After Yvette Cooper, who isn’t up to it, and Phillips, who is loathed, you’re in to Nandy and Miliband territory. xps to myself.

bbc were suggesting jess phillips and lisa nandy

The only way either could win is if about another half a million people joined Labour to vote for them.

i think some people just can't vote for a party unless they fancy the leader

my mum likes jess philips and i generally agree with her on most things, but think she has this one seriously wrong

In my memory Starmer hasn't undermined the leadership or come out with legit concerns hatespeak, but don't want someone who has knelt for the Queen as LOTO - ever.

Come on jc is more of a snack than bj xxp

I sorta expect a Johnson government to mire in Major-type sleaze and incompetence (and some fighting from powerless minority factions in the party) but for it not to matter this time because a) media and b) no institutional ability to stop him. Millions xp

hopefully the queen will be gone by next election, people will surely not get so fucking misty eyed over charles

He lied to the Queen >:|

i think some people just can't vote for a party unless they fancy the leader

I knew a girl who had the hots for Michael Howard

I mean I had a thing for young Gordon Brown for about five minutes, but fuck that.

I believe Gordon broke a lot of hearts in his day... Michael, not so much.

I know GBro has kids but I refuse to believe he’s ever had sex in his life. His advisors had to explain porn sites to him ffs.

Things can’t get worse.

The battle cry of the deluded.

btw, did I hear right that the Tory Party proclaimed this to be "David Cameron Appreciation Day"?

Michael Howard’s wife was stunning so he may have something going for him.

I remember reading a Julie Burchill piece (for my sins) in the late 90 's where she waxes lyrical on how much she'd love to fuck Blair and the proof in the pudding that he sure knew how to fuck was that Cherie was preggers at the time!

probably got contracters in to do it under a pfi

i'm never going to able hear the acronym PFI now, without experiencing truly horrific imagery and ensuing panic attacks!

is this Graham Jones tweet real? he's protected his twitter account

Graham Jones here descending into pure racism on losing his seat, absolutely good riddance to the bombfucking prick pic.twitter.com/Jsswv3LNxk

— Jimatron (@JP_Maybe) December 13, 2019

one day into a boris majority gov and this is what you get already

I know GBro has kids but I refuse to believe he’s ever had sex in his life. His advisors had to explain porn sites to him ffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZbLG-adYlA

#BackBurgon trending on twitter, so not gonna happen

It’s a right-wing parody account afaik.

who the heck knows what's real anyone

it would certainly have to be. At this point it is probably safe to rule out any Labour shadow cabineter who was idiotic/naively dumb/antisemitic enough to have taken a selfie with "fellow socialist" Chris Williamson.

is this Graham Jones tweet real? he's protected his twitter account

🐦[Graham Jones here descending into pure racism on losing his seat, absolutely good riddance to the bombfucking prick pic.twitter.com/Jsswv3LNxk🕸
— Jimatron (@JP_Maybe) December 13, 2019🕸]🐦

It frightens me that I'm feeling pity and empathy with a complete tory prick like baroness Warsi

The Hopkins attack on Warsi is a sign of things to come

I've been drinking since midday and now I'm listening to Asian Dub Foundation. It's got that bad.

be the [cans in the park after Thatcher's death] you wish to see in the world

Sorry for trespassing - I know this is not ILM, but this might be just what you all need and deserve right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TFqhCvLuTg

:D (the only good moments I’ve had today have been listening to music)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELs-JUBX0AARJbD?format=jpg&name=large

(xp) Bizarrely, I've spent the entire day listening to the Beach Boys.