Buttigieg: “I trust you to figure out your own health care.”— David Smith (@SmithInAmerica) December 13, 2019
this is something James Bond says when dumping a guy out of a medical helicopter― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, December 13, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 13 December 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
omg
― imago, Friday, 13 December 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
hail to the chief
― rob, Friday, 13 December 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
So, with all that, I think a better, more proper open ending would've been to show Angela hesitating whether or not to eat the egg, then fade to black before we see if she does. Then it would've been up for the viewer to decide whether even a supposedly good and just person like her deserves the power of a god.
― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
then a dog jumps up and eats it out of her hand
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
And season 2 will be all about the adventures of... Dog Manhattan!
― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Great y'all just wrote Son of Mask 2 congrats
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
Canadians were the sport of choice amongst lesbians in your day?
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:35 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I've got the scars to prove it
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:39 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link
So have we addressed the fact that Palpatine had sex
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:25 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
^^Fixing to say.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:31 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
...and that somehow Daisy Ridley is the eventual result.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:32 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Reminds me of that (iirc) Anthony Lane line re: the lack of chemistry between Christiansen & Portman in the prequals, and how Luke & Leia had to have been conceived via "Anakin in the bathroom with a Playwookie mag".
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
xpost explains the British accent?
I'm ignoring it lol, but other people should decide for themselves: I made a mistake of wading into a fan forum where I learned that it's apparently canon that Palpatine created Anakin/Vader either by impregnating Shri or messing with her pregnancy, so the whole Rey/Ben relationship is in fact incest in the Daenerys/Jon Snow tradition.
― Roz, Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Tapping out
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:51 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Simon H., Saturday, 21 December 2019 04:20 (four years ago) link
sorry for spoilulz
― Roz, Saturday, 21 December 2019 04:56 (four years ago) link
saves me the trouble of seeing it
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 21 December 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link
What?
― Tuomas, Sunday, October 21, 2007 1:49 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink
To troll me how?
five years pass...
Not sure why but this strikes me as funny.
― nickn, Monday, 23 December 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
Good piece, time for JP to get purged
― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 21:13 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
She's got a 2020 bbc series about her salt of the earth 2nd home in France owning zany working class family or something in the pipeline. (.....)
― calzino, Friday, 3 January 2020 21:41 (fifty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
working class credentials seem le gîte
― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 21:47 (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 3 January 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
bow down
Secret shame: gîte takes the feminine but I decided that didn't work as well
― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 22:51 (four years ago) link
Not at all, you're golden.
Phonetically, on the other hand…
― pomenitul, Friday, 3 January 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link
that aint comedy thats diction
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Friday, 3 January 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link
Grand.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 4 January 2020 11:57 (four years ago) link
turns out the real dark lord of the sith,,, was capitalism
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 9:58 AM bookmarkflaglink
adam sith
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 10:05 AM bookmarkflaglink
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
Lol
― The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link
waht is going on here
https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Romance-publishing-industry-in-chaos-top-awards-14958581.php
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:39 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I appreciate that the story about a genre fiction scandal is being reported by an organ whose name sounds like a genre fiction scandal
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:08 (forty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
Imagine you're a 20-something junior officer in an air-defence unit armed with the short-medium range Tor system, tasked with defending the two military facilities a few km NNW of Parand, Iran
mmmm, what am I wearing
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII)
― pomenitul, Sunday, 12 January 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
How in hell is this a decade old.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink
It came out 10 years ago
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:32 AM bookmarkflaglink
proof?
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:34 AM bookmarkflaglink
It's a decade old
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:41 AM bookmarkflaglink
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
that... is some top quality pure uncut fred right there
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 5:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
tmi
― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
yang pulling a neil tyson there xxp
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:33 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:38 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
sensing a theme
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
But because the analysis of gender here is ancillary, these folks never have to think about whether the first woman to win the presidency can do so as a socialist, given the ways that the concept of the “bleeding heart liberal” carries underneath it a misogynist edge about namby-pamby femme people.
I wish we could somehow run a Holodeck style simulation where AOC is the candidate so we could properly test this hypothesis.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:37 PM bookmarkflaglink
An excellent column.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink
xp just wait for 2028 when she unseats President Rand Paul But More Racist
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink
That's a rude way to describe Klobuchar.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:48 PM bookmarkflaglink
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link
i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx
darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Monday, January 20, 2020 1:32 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― uncrut gems (crüt), Monday, 20 January 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
lol
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 January 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link
bret stephens, rock critic:
Most pop songs are about love. Most heavy metal songs are about sex. Most country music seems to be about hard knocks and heartbreak.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:06 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
...
most heavy metal songs are about disembowled goblins ime
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 12:02 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink
I guess you could fuck them
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 12:03 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
Morbs do you ever hang out w 100 yr old who look down on you for not being into penny farthings and Sandra Bernhardt
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:45 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
or Sarah lol
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:45 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
(only included the 2nd post to acknowledge the error. the zing itself is the point.)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
get his ass!!!
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:28 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
my motto!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:36 PM
― The Squalls Of Hate (sleeve), Thursday, 23 January 2020 02:41 (four years ago) link
YT embeds welcome when deployed with parsimony.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:32 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
look there are plenty of threads to argue about food
― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:33 (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link
This is notable and embarrassing: I just learned that analgesic medication is just anti-pain medication (as in an-algesic) and does *not* refer to anal suppositories (as in anal-gesic).
― ed.b, Friday, January 24, 2020 6:33 PM bookmarkflaglink
you've been putting tylenol up your ass?
― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 24, 2020 6:43 PM bookmarkflaglink
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 January 2020 00:30 (four years ago) link
Only an ilxor amirite
― treeship., Saturday, 25 January 2020 00:31 (four years ago) link
I can see his point
― Mark G, Saturday, 25 January 2020 08:49 (four years ago) link
i do not believe ed. b, only my mom would think something like that
― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 January 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
how do i listen to music if it's not arranged in a dynamically updated playlist for me??*aimlessly bumps into furniture like a roomba* -But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone)Posted: January 27, 2020 at 9:43:57 AM
*aimlessly bumps into furniture like a roomba*
-But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone)Posted: January 27, 2020 at 9:43:57 AM
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link
just here to move my bookmark
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 28 January 2020 04:21 (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 16:54 (four years ago) link
haha
― Ste, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
When the big "is this country" debate I thought it was obviously country but somehow now I've heard it so much that it doesn't sound like country music to me at all, I think I was fooled by the prominent mention of horses.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), 30. januar 2020 20:07 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Frederik B, Friday, 31 January 2020 12:14 (four years ago) link
I've edited the entire post a bit, but for some reason that sentence just breaks me.
― Frederik B, Friday, 31 January 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
the next time a democrat has a legit shot at the presidency the people on this board will be old men on the steve hoffman forum arguing about the best mastered pressing of tago mago or whatever.
― Thus Sang Freud, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:26 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
truly difficult to imagine
― Doctor Casino, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:44 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah they are never going to top the original mastering
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, January 31, 2020 6:45 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 1 February 2020 02:08 (four years ago) link
Nice.
― (includes digression on farting) (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 February 2020 02:11 (four years ago) link
well played (and nicely mastered)
― I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Saturday, 1 February 2020 02:13 (four years ago) link
bernaldo sloomps for presidetn
― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 February 2020 09:58 (four years ago) link
"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink"masterpieces" are for QT fanniesYou can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.If I saw F v F, it wd be for Tracy Letts.― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:01 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglinksorry, no idea what happened there (the site just sucks I think)― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:06 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkwhat were you saying about masterpieces― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkThought you were getting a head start on haunting them ppl― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
You can replace Joker w/ OUaTiH in Whiney's tweet for me. If I succumb, I will haunt you ppl after I die.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:56 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
"masterpieces" are for QT fannies
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 7:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
If I saw F v F, it wd be for Tracy Letts.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:01 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
sorry, no idea what happened there (the site just sucks I think)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:06 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
what were you saying about masterpieces
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Thought you were getting a head start on haunting them ppl
― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Sunday, February 2, 2020 8:12 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― 🚶♂️💨 (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 February 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
iowaa place to stayget your booty on the floor tonightmake my day
― mookieproof, Monday, February 3, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link
okay, lol
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
irl
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
I saw a Bernie sticker on a janitor's cart at the Montreal airport last year!
― babu frik fan account (mh),
you said don't look backyou can never look back
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:40 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link