Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Labour win Putney

... fairly comfortably.

And even with the lib dems getting a decent chunk of the vote

Turnouts are pretty dire.

At least labour’s brexit position should be greatly simplified next time round, think they’ll do a lot better not being compromised on that

Hard to know whether to be angrier at the utter pricks who have small-minded my votes in these scum, or the fucking ghouls who are using this as an opportunity to try to snuff out the movement towards a more caring society.

Realistically I’m very far from being materially harmed by this shitshow, but all I can think about is my sister whose mental illness has meant she literally hasn’t left her tiny flat in 4 years and yet she has been consistently told she is fine to return to work, and my niece whose autism has been totally unsupported by her school and has tried to kill her self twice before her 16th birthday. So many people don’t give a fuck about them and would happily see them dead if it means fewer brown people live in the same country as them.

I’m not on Twitter etc and everyone else has gone to bed and I’ve opened another bottle of wine and I know I basically post here about 5 times a year but I need a void to scream into and this is it I guess, sorry for the emo screed.

Some marvellous typos in there but you get the picture

Ah here’s Alistair Campbell I feel much better now

Scream away BF, I hear you and I too feel so fucking bleak this

Campbell is pure maggot

Someone give jezzer a hug :(

People really need to QUICKLY counter the fallacy that this means ‘Corbyn’s’ policies are dead

IDS got back in ffs

Absolutely, I think he’s lit a spark for a lot of people

Fucking LDs handing Chingford to IDS.

Faiza, you were robbed.

Canterbury held.

Dodds gone?

DUP source confirms @NigelDoddsDUP has lost his North Belfast seat.

— Tracey Magee (@Tracey_utv) December 13, 2019

I can't even celebrate that tbh.

Haven’t you heard - Dodd is dead

Not what I heard, I heard Nigel Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Slap it up him. Turnout in N. Belfast between 70 and 80%

DUP never gained N Down, lost to Alliance from a vacated independent seat

SDLP polling well in S Belfast

Burnley - Tory Gain - first time since 1931

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) December 13, 2019

what a bunch of dyche-heads

Tories gain Ynys Mon from Labour. YouGov MRP had it down as a Plaid Cyrmu gain.

the shires have fucking lost the plot

Disgusting, depressing result.

I think the only consolation is that it was quite obviously Brexit which propelled Johnson over the line and he won't have that next time. Indeed it's more likely that he'll have to contend with a dip in the British economy after Brexit happens.

It's a dark night though. There really are a lot of small-minded arseholes in Britain. When you see the Tories taking seats in places like Halifax and Middlesbrough you know it's bad.

So much for all those queues around the block at the polling stations (though my heart sank when it became obvious that all of those photos were taken in London, where Labour is invariably strong anyway).

When you see the Tories taking seats in places like Halifax and Middlesbrough you know it's bad.

Not Middlesbrough. Labour still got over half the vote there.

Bye bye zac goldsmith

Raab in.

Swinson apparently on track to be out

Corbyn announcing he's stepping down once new leader elected

Or, more vaguely, before next election.

Who was that cunt who shouted 'No Surrender, Boris"

I can’t listen to this nob for another five years

Swinson gone!

Swinson out

The PM we never had

She’s done her job

Claire Hanna SDLP takes South Belfast; another DUP loss

Pidcock lost?

Sadly, yes.

I can’t imagine how disenfranchised black and brown people in this country must be. The idea that working class people reject left wing policies is so profoundly racist and such a deletion of non-white voices that it boggles the mind. How many people have been energised by this labour campaign who have never engaged with politics before? I’ve not seen any people of colour on the bbc tonight.

I mean I know that’s the explicit aim of the people who run this country and who are fucking happy after every fucking election but still

Ah no it’s cool here’s Michael Gove

Went for a cigarette and oh cool here’s Theresa May

Emma Dent Coad out

Love posh cunts talking about working class people like they are their little trinkets to be manipulated oh wait

xp fucking hell thats disgusting

The contempt for people who were fucking burned alive

150 votes

Christ

+9% to Lib dems. Off lies. I’m going to stop posting, fuck all this