Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

It's a fucking bloodbath. Hardly good news for the rest of the world either, as selfish as that may sound.

SNP up 20? Are there any more seats in Scotland?

Thanks fizzles. Gonna need more rum

Probably unfunny in the circs to be quite so melodramatic, I'm not gonna do anything silly. I might shut up for a bit. Might.

good luck uk

Breaks my heart.

i wish i could approach this with fortitude and sense but i just feel like crying.

It's a fucking bloodbath. Hardly good news for the rest of the world either, as selfish as that may sound.

― pomenitul, Thursday, December 12, 2019 3:08 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbh this makes me much less confident about our chances in the us 2020 election :(

Four more Tom.

might have to leave the uk, again.

We don’t even have the “1992” consolation here. A massive majority of the country are unspeakable cunts.

Just, what?

Bloodbath. What a tragedy.

WHO ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TORIES? I mean I know, but so fucking many of them...

this is it. it’s not just the result. it’s the size of it. xp to stet.

Christ I feel bleak. Love to you all

I guarantee split voting will have contributed to this. Won’t just be the unspeakable cunts factor.

How certain is this bullshit?

― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Thursday, December 12, 2019 5:04 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

How wrong would the exit poll need to be for conservatives to fall short of a majority?
Well, it would need to be the worst result since the first BBC exit poll
And fwiw they've been doing quite well recently pic.twitter.com/6lFyhOf19M

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 12, 2019

humans are just too stupid for democracy

Fucking sentient bags of puke walking the streets

Scottish independence and reunity lads

I find the ‘trying to be the first result’ thing to be nonsense - why are all these people trying so hard?

I find the ‘trying to be the first result’ thing to be nonsense - why are all these people trying so hard?

Shithole of a country, has been for years now.

You want to believe it's not but no, fucking scum everywhere

If it's any comfort, the number of countries about which that can be reasonably said is increasing.

xp

They own this now. They own the Brexit fallout. They own the healthcare crisis. They own the housing bubble. Thirteen years in power and no traitorous Wets to blame. Somehow they have to reconcile the fact that the needs and sympathies of the majority of people under 50 are fundamentally at odds with the Tory voting base. They can’t get away with it forever.

Exit poll is worst Labour result since 1935. I just can’t..

Bloodbath. What a tragedy.

WHO ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TORIES? I mean I know, but so fucking many of them...

This is the first bloodbath, the second is what's coming in the Labour Party.

mixed emotions for theresa may tonight

humans are just too stupid for democracy

I'm a little curious about the ratio of a massive increase in turnout for the Tories / a dreadful drop for Labour - but mostly I'm off to bed.

I guess Ruth Davison is going skinny dipping.

some difference in tone from the two reaction interviews, some fairly so and some absolutely baked in to the stinking bbc

They own this now. They own the Brexit fallout. They own the healthcare crisis. They own the housing bubble. Thirteen years in power and no traitorous Wets to blame. Somehow they have to reconcile the fact that the needs and sympathies of the majority of people under 50 are fundamentally at odds with the Tory voting base. They can’t get away with it forever.

Andrew Neil grilling McD rn, basically calling for his and Corbz’ head.

I’m switching to the Shipping Forecast :-(

The first of many.

This is the first bloodbath, the second is what's coming in the Labour Party.

If it is only up one for the LDs, that might mean Swinson's head - assuming she's not lost her seat.

shami chakrabarti on channel 4 is all of us right now

the exit poll is suggesting she has lost her seat yes.

fuck this, off to bed, love you all

dgaf about Jo fucking Swinson right now tbh

same.

Should note the exit poll features 65 seats classified as 'too close to call'. https://t.co/5PaGWYyTL1

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) December 12, 2019

Except I do because those fucking useless fucking cunts made no inroads into the Tories at all.

Who is there left in the Lib Dems who can be leader?

Abject failure of Swinson should concentrate minds on the Labour right, but won’t .

A country of turkeys voting (be)for(e) Christmas.

I guess the tankie scarecrow and 'get Brexit done' are enough to lead this country by the nose. What a fucking waste.

Guessing that the Corbyn would be twenty points ahead if he just went remain!!!! people aren’t saying anything right now.

It’s funny. I’m not even crying. It’s like I knew. Like in 2016. It’s the hope that gets you.

Who is there left in the Lib Dems who can be leader?

Abject failure of Swinson should concentrate minds on the Labour right, but won’t .