Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

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I guess I go hide behind independence now.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:06 (six years ago)

xxxxp but take care of yourself NV, see you here tomorrow, aye?

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:06 (six years ago)

Fuuuuucccckk.

― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:06 (six years ago)

Not too late to burn them all either

― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:06 (six years ago)

fuck this fuck this fuck this

― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

Xps

― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

Fuck.

― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

Looks like Wales is going to go Tory.

lol we're all Gwyn Dai

― help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

How certain is this bullshit?

01:30
STEPHEN BUSH

The main event of the first couple of hours is the exit poll: it has been mostly right at every election, with the exceptions of 1992 and 2015, when it predicted the Conservatives would (when it predicted a hung parliament and the Conservatives went onto win on both occasions). With the exception of 1987, when it predicted a hung parliament, and the Conservatives won by loads, it has got the result bob on with a couple of seats.

― Fizzles, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

Fuuuuuuckk :(

Laura K gon done it

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

I do not understand your country

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:08 (six years ago)

I just got my train with one of the company directors who is listening to the exit polls and fuck this country and the fucking scum who live in it

― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:08 (six years ago)

It's a fucking bloodbath. Hardly good news for the rest of the world either, as selfish as that may sound.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:08 (six years ago)

SNP up 20? Are there any more seats in Scotland?

― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:09 (six years ago)

Thanks fizzles. Gonna need more rum

― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:09 (six years ago)

Probably unfunny in the circs to be quite so melodramatic, I'm not gonna do anything silly. I might shut up for a bit. Might.

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:10 (six years ago)

good luck uk

― gbx, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:11 (six years ago)

Breaks my heart.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:11 (six years ago)

i wish i could approach this with fortitude and sense but i just feel like crying.

― Fizzles, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:11 (six years ago)

It's a fucking bloodbath. Hardly good news for the rest of the world either, as selfish as that may sound.

― pomenitul, Thursday, December 12, 2019 3:08 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbh this makes me much less confident about our chances in the us 2020 election :(

― gbx, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:11 (six years ago)

Four more Tom.

― Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:12 (six years ago)

might have to leave the uk, again.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:12 (six years ago)

We don’t even have the “1992” consolation here. A massive majority of the country are unspeakable cunts.

― stet, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:12 (six years ago)

Just, what?

― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:13 (six years ago)

Bloodbath. What a tragedy.

WHO ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TORIES? I mean I know, but so fucking many of them...

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:13 (six years ago)

this is it. it’s not just the result. it’s the size of it. xp to stet.

― Fizzles, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:13 (six years ago)

Christ I feel bleak. Love to you all

― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:13 (six years ago)

I guarantee split voting will have contributed to this. Won’t just be the unspeakable cunts factor.

― gyac, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:13 (six years ago)

How certain is this bullshit?

― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Thursday, December 12, 2019 5:04 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

How wrong would the exit poll need to be for conservatives to fall short of a majority?
Well, it would need to be the worst result since the first BBC exit poll
And fwiw they've been doing quite well recently pic.twitter.com/6lFyhOf19M
— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) December 12, 2019

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:13 (six years ago)

humans are just too stupid for democracy

― StanM, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:14 (six years ago)

Fucking sentient bags of puke walking the streets

― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:14 (six years ago)

Scottish independence and reunity lads

― gyac, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:15 (six years ago)

I find the ‘trying to be the first result’ thing to be nonsense - why are all these people trying so hard?

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:15 (six years ago)

I find the ‘trying to be the first result’ thing to be nonsense - why are all these people trying so hard?

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:15 (six years ago)

Shithole of a country, has been for years now.

― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:15 (six years ago)

You want to believe it's not but no, fucking scum everywhere

― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:16 (six years ago)

If it's any comfort, the number of countries about which that can be reasonably said is increasing.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:16 (six years ago)

They own this now. They own the Brexit fallout. They own the healthcare crisis. They own the housing bubble. Thirteen years in power and no traitorous Wets to blame. Somehow they have to reconcile the fact that the needs and sympathies of the majority of people under 50 are fundamentally at odds with the Tory voting base. They can’t get away with it forever.

― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:17 (six years ago)

Exit poll is worst Labour result since 1935. I just can’t..

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:17 (six years ago)

Bloodbath. What a tragedy.

WHO ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TORIES? I mean I know, but so fucking many of them...

The new voting tories aren't really tories, they just wanted to tell jeremy that he was prioritising his allotment vegetables too much over the country's burning need to be the next racist kid on the block.

― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:18 (six years ago)

This is the first bloodbath, the second is what's coming in the Labour Party.

― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:18 (six years ago)

mixed emotions for theresa may tonight

― Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:19 (six years ago)

humans are just too stupid for democracy

i mean it’d be nice if we had one to start with

― Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:19 (six years ago)

I'm a little curious about the ratio of a massive increase in turnout for the Tories / a dreadful drop for Labour - but mostly I'm off to bed.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:20 (six years ago)

I guess Ruth Davison is going skinny dipping.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:20 (six years ago)

some difference in tone from the two reaction interviews, some fairly so and some absolutely baked in to the stinking bbc

― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:20 (six years ago)

They own this now. They own the Brexit fallout. They own the healthcare crisis. They own the housing bubble. Thirteen years in power and no traitorous Wets to blame. Somehow they have to reconcile the fact that the needs and sympathies of the majority of people under 50 are fundamentally at odds with the Tory voting base. They can’t get away with it forever.

Agreed. But they have a vast consensus behind them that says "don't give a shit how bad it's been up till now it can't get any worse and that jezza is a scumbag and a t3rrorist".

― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:21 (six years ago)

Andrew Neil grilling McD rn, basically calling for his and Corbz’ head.

I’m switching to the Shipping Forecast :-(

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:21 (six years ago)

The first of many.

― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:22 (six years ago)

This is the first bloodbath, the second is what's coming in the Labour Party.

Yeah and what's worst is that the manifesto was golden.

― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:23 (six years ago)

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