Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Lads we need to calm down and focus in case the hype isn’t real and the Tories win a cunting huge majority. Like haven’t been able to eat a thing in six hours, need to come down cos reality will be shit.

I've never been canvassed and never seen a queue at a polling station - so much for democracy!

gonna miss Gapesy. Chuka's not even funny.

Also where are all these dogs you"re supposed to see at polling stations?

Young Conservatives #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/Anrg42DR6n

— Tal Ofer טל עופר تل عوفر (@TalOfer) December 12, 2019

xps gyac otm, the hope is intoxicating but my original plan of not looking at any news/twitter/"all gonna die" thread until tomorrow's crushing disappointment might be better for the soul ;_;

POO: labor minority government vs. conservative majority of 14 but you get to choose say 20 MPs who will lose tonight.

haven't been on here today but best of luck tonight comrades

oh, it's not an "all gonna die" thread any more

they're all "all gonna die" threads in my moribund heart

"Also where are all these dogs you"re supposed to see at polling stations?"

pawstal votes?

some of those young conservatives look suspiciously over the age of 40

Believe me, that's young for a member of the Conservative Party.

but i can't help but admire the spirit of someone who thinks they can take down the Tories in the constituency of Westminster, this is my allotted short period of being mildly starstruck & i will return to hating the very existence of the lib dems at the first tory hold/gain where their vote outmatches the difference with Labour, now to leave this damnable part of town and return to the socialist republic of Greenwich & Woolwich where politics is a simple good vs evil affair

― imago, Thursday, 12 December 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Lol, delivering just when we need it the most

Haha hiii

Look we'll have a good pint when Corbyn's in charge after all of this

We are Def not doing anything

wait lj to be all who about what

its a 10pm exit poll

I will be no more near drunk enough for that >:(

Thousands of people are being turned away from polling stations for not having their polling card or ID. This is ILLEGAL! You don’t need either a polling card or ID to vote! 1. Get back down there and insist on voting, and 2. Report it to the electoral commission

— Eleanor Penny is voting Labour 🌹 (@eleanorkpenny) December 12, 2019

make no mistake. get berxit done.

I will be no more near drunk enough for that >:(

gyac otm : /

Fred you've done a lot of work looking at the voter fraud in Venezuela and Bolivia. Please turn yr attentions here.

don't summon the scandiman

He can't wait

News this day from Brampton, of Mr. Ensum, my sister’s sweetheart, being dead: a clowne.

— Samuel Pepys (@samuelpepys) December 12, 2019

LMAO

You have until 10pm today to vote Labour and get rid of this zombie government.#ElectionDay2019 pic.twitter.com/PfTXLXdzjn

— Jeremy Corbyn | Vote today 🌹 (@jeremycorbyn) December 12, 2019

Feeling pretty pessimistic but at least I can laugh at Chris Leslie losing his seat here.

reports of very high turnout in lanark and hamilton east - the tightest three way marginal in the uk.

swinging wildly between hope for a hung parliament and crushing depression at the loss of one of the last chances we might have to affect real change before societal collapse

As I go to my Polling Station tomorrow, I'll remind myself this. 10 years ago when I properly started challenging immigration detention, there were only two MPs whom we knew we could count on their support. They were John McDonnell & Jeremy Corbyn.

— Eiri Ohtani (@EiriOhtani) December 11, 2019

One of the activists I met on my canvass left Labour over this and rejoined after Corbyn became leader

Starting on a pint soon. It will go higher.

that tweet just made me tear up - bodes well for a controlled, mature response to the exit poll

I’m drinking Jim Beam out of an empty jar of sweets. Might go to bed before the exit poll.

I've just won £132.30 on the Spanish Lotto DareToDream#

ok folks i'm off to bed, i leave everything in yr wise hands

Bye :)

If I like the exit poll enough I may pop to my local for one - exhausted already tho

was feeling better for a minute there but now worried that calz might have pilfered all the available good luck for his spanish lotto windfall

🐦[Thousands of people are being turned away from polling stations for not having their polling card or ID. This is ILLEGAL! You don’t need either a polling card or ID to vote! 1. Get back down there and insist on voting, and 2. Report it to the electoral commission
— Eleanor Penny is voting Labour 🌹 (@eleanorkpenny) December 12, 2019🕸]🐦

I say this with the weary resignation of someone who has been burned before: congratulations on your win, calzino

Every cloud

Tories and LibDems both saying Labour's ground game in London is absolutely vast and they have flooded activists to all seats, knocking up every door

LibDems fear Labour have stopped Luciana Berger winning in Finchley and possibly Chuka Umunna in Cities — keeping both seats Tory

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) December 12, 2019

Just voted. Busier than I've ever seen it. No dogs, a fair amount of gammon. Bar a few melt LDs, my echo chamber is so overwhelmingly Labour I've half convinced myself it's going to be OK. It's not, is it?

the Berxit tweet has drilled a new little worm hole in my brain

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) December 12, 2019

Just caught up with this. Downing a good gulp now..

I've already withdrawn my spanish lotto winnings before I get drunk + start thinking of dumb ideas of how to treble it

Just went down the road and got solidarity vibes from the cashiers at Sainsbury’s - both hijabis, both had voted , both going mad they weren’t allowed to look at phones on duty. I told them about the Uxbridge rumours and they started beaming.

pleaassse make it happen

Can't imagine why you'd be in trouble. You've looked after those constituents like they were your own children.

— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) December 12, 2019

sometimes even Frankie Boyle is good

feel sick
― tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:26 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink