Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

omg dayo! ur 2 kind!

Chuka dgaf he just wants to fuck up Labour's chances in the city.

Swinson 7/4 to lose her seat, Johnson 9/2.

I'd literally do anything to make boris lose his seat by one vote, including burning my house down in a sacrificial fire for the gods of fate.

xp to nashwan - exactly the same for me, were you around Clapham junction too?

Chuka Umunna is an indefensible cunt and that's all I'm prepared to say on the matter, he's no Mike Gapes.

nearish yeah we did a few streets north of the arts centre - loads of people skewing heavily under 35 were turning up to help xp

gonna miss Gapesy. Chuka's not even funny.

I've been mentally rehearsing a speech about how Jo Swinson is awful and how can we trust her in case the LDs canvassed here, but nobody showed up at the door, they preferred to send several reams of paper every day. should have sent my speech to LJ

(I have been canvassed once ever in my life, in 2017, by a suspiciously young and well-scrubbed Tory lad who I ranted at about Brexit and was going to rant at about austerity but strangely he realised listening to me wasn't the best use of his time)

chuka at least isn't a huge shill for the sauds like milky gapes

Be gutted if just boris squeaks it due to votes going to comedy parties (other than the tories).

i've only been canvassed once in all my time in hackney

once when i was a student i got a lift to the polls, that was exciting -- i forget which party took me though

Lads we need to calm down and focus in case the hype isn’t real and the Tories win a cunting huge majority. Like haven’t been able to eat a thing in six hours, need to come down cos reality will be shit.

I've never been canvassed and never seen a queue at a polling station - so much for democracy!

gonna miss Gapesy. Chuka's not even funny.

Also where are all these dogs you"re supposed to see at polling stations?

Young Conservatives #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/Anrg42DR6n

— Tal Ofer טל עופר تل عوفر (@TalOfer) December 12, 2019

xps gyac otm, the hope is intoxicating but my original plan of not looking at any news/twitter/"all gonna die" thread until tomorrow's crushing disappointment might be better for the soul ;_;

POO: labor minority government vs. conservative majority of 14 but you get to choose say 20 MPs who will lose tonight.

haven't been on here today but best of luck tonight comrades

oh, it's not an "all gonna die" thread any more

they're all "all gonna die" threads in my moribund heart

"Also where are all these dogs you"re supposed to see at polling stations?"

pawstal votes?

some of those young conservatives look suspiciously over the age of 40

Believe me, that's young for a member of the Conservative Party.

but i can't help but admire the spirit of someone who thinks they can take down the Tories in the constituency of Westminster, this is my allotted short period of being mildly starstruck & i will return to hating the very existence of the lib dems at the first tory hold/gain where their vote outmatches the difference with Labour, now to leave this damnable part of town and return to the socialist republic of Greenwich & Woolwich where politics is a simple good vs evil affair

― imago, Thursday, 12 December 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Lol, delivering just when we need it the most

Haha hiii

Look we'll have a good pint when Corbyn's in charge after all of this

We are Def not doing anything

wait lj to be all who about what

its a 10pm exit poll

I will be no more near drunk enough for that >:(

Thousands of people are being turned away from polling stations for not having their polling card or ID. This is ILLEGAL! You don’t need either a polling card or ID to vote! 1. Get back down there and insist on voting, and 2. Report it to the electoral commission

— Eleanor Penny is voting Labour 🌹 (@eleanorkpenny) December 12, 2019

make no mistake. get berxit done.

I will be no more near drunk enough for that >:(

gyac otm : /

Fred you've done a lot of work looking at the voter fraud in Venezuela and Bolivia. Please turn yr attentions here.

don't summon the scandiman

He can't wait

News this day from Brampton, of Mr. Ensum, my sister’s sweetheart, being dead: a clowne.

— Samuel Pepys (@samuelpepys) December 12, 2019

LMAO

You have until 10pm today to vote Labour and get rid of this zombie government.#ElectionDay2019 pic.twitter.com/PfTXLXdzjn

— Jeremy Corbyn | Vote today 🌹 (@jeremycorbyn) December 12, 2019

Feeling pretty pessimistic but at least I can laugh at Chris Leslie losing his seat here.

reports of very high turnout in lanark and hamilton east - the tightest three way marginal in the uk.

swinging wildly between hope for a hung parliament and crushing depression at the loss of one of the last chances we might have to affect real change before societal collapse

As I go to my Polling Station tomorrow, I'll remind myself this. 10 years ago when I properly started challenging immigration detention, there were only two MPs whom we knew we could count on their support. They were John McDonnell & Jeremy Corbyn.

— Eiri Ohtani (@EiriOhtani) December 11, 2019

One of the activists I met on my canvass left Labour over this and rejoined after Corbyn became leader

Starting on a pint soon. It will go higher.

that tweet just made me tear up - bodes well for a controlled, mature response to the exit poll

I’m drinking Jim Beam out of an empty jar of sweets. Might go to bed before the exit poll.

I've just won £132.30 on the Spanish Lotto DareToDream#

ok folks i'm off to bed, i leave everything in yr wise hands

Bye :)