Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

I've known this guy a long time...

Britain, this is your chance to elect the most decent, honest, fair, hard working Prime Minister we've ever had.

Do it. pic.twitter.com/sb21STQebH

— Tommy Corbyn (@TommyCorbyn) December 12, 2019

I voted for your dad elijah wood

— Jhiaxus (⧖) (@Jhiaxus_Prime) December 12, 2019

Ducking phone

^eternal mood

lol

fucking fo it you guys

Desperately want to speed up time and get it over with now

Desperately want that cunt Nigel Dodds to lose his seat - preferably to an IRA man.

feel sick

Weird to think Corbyn will either be PM or basically gone within a few days. Feels like he's been around for several different eras (and I suppose he has).

Clapham: SO. MANY. LIB. DEMS.

bye FBPE-Lisa

It would be some sort of hilarious poetic justice if leaving my lesson I now bumped into Chuka's lot and spent the next hour or two canvassing for the Lib Dems having done nothing for Labour. I won't obv but I'm thinking of alphie's response and can't stifle a grin. To be fair this is a potential Tory loss so you wouldn't really be able to argue ;)

lj gets jumped into the lib dems

queen (swinson's) shilling

Meltganged.

Bloodless in bloodless out

Is Sky the best option tonight. I refuse watch or listen to anything with Emma Barnett involved.

yo is it true lj got swinsonned by umuna after a electoral beef??????

As a Liverpool supporter I don't retweet Gary Neville often. But, solidarity.#VoteLabourToday https://t.co/YOR8WlyZzI

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) December 12, 2019

A+ xp

🚨 Tory insiders are telling me Boris Johnson could “genuinely be in trouble in #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip”.

Exit pollsters think the Lib Dem vote has collapsed there probably due to tactical voting for Labour.🚨@SkyNewsAust

— Laura Jayes (@ljayes) December 12, 2019

Please make it so.

I refuse to believe any of these good news stories, for my own sanity

Twitter must die.

I did some canvassing in Battersea earlier to people listed as Labour voting so a nice intro to the process. No answer from half the doors tho and a quarter still hadn't voted yet and didn't wanna say who :/ think Marsha may hold this tho

'a black kid' surely

look to be all deems about this look i can't lie i don't like the man's politics but i can't help but admire the spirit of someone who thinks they can take down the Tories in the constituency of Westminster, this is my allotted short period of being mildly starstruck & i will return to hating the very existence of the lib dems at the first tory hold/gain where their vote outmatches the difference with Labour, now to leave this damnable part of town and return to the socialist republic of Greenwich & Woolwich where politics is a simple good vs evil affair

Keep seeing pictures of ali milani in a man u scarf, total faith in his judgement

Good luck UK

omg dayo! ur 2 kind!

Chuka dgaf he just wants to fuck up Labour's chances in the city.

Swinson 7/4 to lose her seat, Johnson 9/2.

I'd literally do anything to make boris lose his seat by one vote, including burning my house down in a sacrificial fire for the gods of fate.

xp to nashwan - exactly the same for me, were you around Clapham junction too?

Chuka Umunna is an indefensible cunt and that's all I'm prepared to say on the matter, he's no Mike Gapes.

nearish yeah we did a few streets north of the arts centre - loads of people skewing heavily under 35 were turning up to help xp

gonna miss Gapesy. Chuka's not even funny.

I've been mentally rehearsing a speech about how Jo Swinson is awful and how can we trust her in case the LDs canvassed here, but nobody showed up at the door, they preferred to send several reams of paper every day. should have sent my speech to LJ

(I have been canvassed once ever in my life, in 2017, by a suspiciously young and well-scrubbed Tory lad who I ranted at about Brexit and was going to rant at about austerity but strangely he realised listening to me wasn't the best use of his time)

chuka at least isn't a huge shill for the sauds like milky gapes

Be gutted if just boris squeaks it due to votes going to comedy parties (other than the tories).

i've only been canvassed once in all my time in hackney

once when i was a student i got a lift to the polls, that was exciting -- i forget which party took me though

Lads we need to calm down and focus in case the hype isn’t real and the Tories win a cunting huge majority. Like haven’t been able to eat a thing in six hours, need to come down cos reality will be shit.

I've never been canvassed and never seen a queue at a polling station - so much for democracy!

gonna miss Gapesy. Chuka's not even funny.

Also where are all these dogs you"re supposed to see at polling stations?

Young Conservatives #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/Anrg42DR6n

— Tal Ofer טל עופר تل عوفر (@TalOfer) December 12, 2019

xps gyac otm, the hope is intoxicating but my original plan of not looking at any news/twitter/"all gonna die" thread until tomorrow's crushing disappointment might be better for the soul ;_;

POO: labor minority government vs. conservative majority of 14 but you get to choose say 20 MPs who will lose tonight.

haven't been on here today but best of luck tonight comrades

oh, it's not an "all gonna die" thread any more

they're all "all gonna die" threads in my moribund heart

"Also where are all these dogs you"re supposed to see at polling stations?"

pawstal votes?