Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

so apparently rage against the machine have endorsed gauke

good luck y'all

Party of law and order.

Pic 1: Jackson Carlaw, 12th December 2019.

Pic 2: Jackson Carlaw, 30th November 2019.

Bit of a glaring discrepancy here...

🤔 pic.twitter.com/o7Xqf7BrxW

— Sarah Mackie (@lumi_1984) December 12, 2019

Guys

The house I'm tutoring at just got canvassed by Chuka Umunna

I even had a chat with the great man lol! Let him know I voted Labour in G&W. He was like 'oh well yeah' haha.

two titans meet

:|

that was not intended maliciously though i can see why being lumped in with chuka might put you on your guard

And vice versa.

>:|

tbf if he thinks he has a chance enough to canvass at 7pm on election night in eternal Tory safe seat Westminster then something, albeit something not entirely wholesome, is happening

Definitely a whole lot busier at our polling station, teller confirmed it too. If I lived virtually anywhere else it would’ve been labour, but voted for Caroline Lucas who I’m sure will continue to be a strong ally in parliament. Got a bottle of rum and a shit load of beer on the way back, let’s fucking fo this thing you benighted krimdon

I've known this guy a long time...

Britain, this is your chance to elect the most decent, honest, fair, hard working Prime Minister we've ever had.

Do it. pic.twitter.com/sb21STQebH

— Tommy Corbyn (@TommyCorbyn) December 12, 2019

I voted for your dad elijah wood

— Jhiaxus (⧖) (@Jhiaxus_Prime) December 12, 2019

Ducking phone

^eternal mood

lol

fucking fo it you guys

Desperately want to speed up time and get it over with now

Desperately want that cunt Nigel Dodds to lose his seat - preferably to an IRA man.

feel sick

Weird to think Corbyn will either be PM or basically gone within a few days. Feels like he's been around for several different eras (and I suppose he has).

Clapham: SO. MANY. LIB. DEMS.

bye FBPE-Lisa

It would be some sort of hilarious poetic justice if leaving my lesson I now bumped into Chuka's lot and spent the next hour or two canvassing for the Lib Dems having done nothing for Labour. I won't obv but I'm thinking of alphie's response and can't stifle a grin. To be fair this is a potential Tory loss so you wouldn't really be able to argue ;)

lj gets jumped into the lib dems

queen (swinson's) shilling

Meltganged.

Bloodless in bloodless out

Is Sky the best option tonight. I refuse watch or listen to anything with Emma Barnett involved.

yo is it true lj got swinsonned by umuna after a electoral beef??????

As a Liverpool supporter I don't retweet Gary Neville often. But, solidarity.#VoteLabourToday https://t.co/YOR8WlyZzI

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) December 12, 2019

A+ xp

🚨 Tory insiders are telling me Boris Johnson could “genuinely be in trouble in #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip”.

Exit pollsters think the Lib Dem vote has collapsed there probably due to tactical voting for Labour.🚨@SkyNewsAust

— Laura Jayes (@ljayes) December 12, 2019

Please make it so.

I refuse to believe any of these good news stories, for my own sanity

Twitter must die.

I did some canvassing in Battersea earlier to people listed as Labour voting so a nice intro to the process. No answer from half the doors tho and a quarter still hadn't voted yet and didn't wanna say who :/ think Marsha may hold this tho

'a black kid' surely

look to be all deems about this look i can't lie i don't like the man's politics but i can't help but admire the spirit of someone who thinks they can take down the Tories in the constituency of Westminster, this is my allotted short period of being mildly starstruck & i will return to hating the very existence of the lib dems at the first tory hold/gain where their vote outmatches the difference with Labour, now to leave this damnable part of town and return to the socialist republic of Greenwich & Woolwich where politics is a simple good vs evil affair

Keep seeing pictures of ali milani in a man u scarf, total faith in his judgement

Good luck UK

omg dayo! ur 2 kind!

Chuka dgaf he just wants to fuck up Labour's chances in the city.

Swinson 7/4 to lose her seat, Johnson 9/2.

I'd literally do anything to make boris lose his seat by one vote, including burning my house down in a sacrificial fire for the gods of fate.

xp to nashwan - exactly the same for me, were you around Clapham junction too?

Chuka Umunna is an indefensible cunt and that's all I'm prepared to say on the matter, he's no Mike Gapes.

nearish yeah we did a few streets north of the arts centre - loads of people skewing heavily under 35 were turning up to help xp

gonna miss Gapesy. Chuka's not even funny.

I've been mentally rehearsing a speech about how Jo Swinson is awful and how can we trust her in case the LDs canvassed here, but nobody showed up at the door, they preferred to send several reams of paper every day. should have sent my speech to LJ

(I have been canvassed once ever in my life, in 2017, by a suspiciously young and well-scrubbed Tory lad who I ranted at about Brexit and was going to rant at about austerity but strangely he realised listening to me wasn't the best use of his time)

chuka at least isn't a huge shill for the sauds like milky gapes