Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

ricky tomlinson: more excellent shrewsbury content there

Genesis P-Orridge, Ricky Tomlinson, mark s, Derek Smalls - there's more to Shrewsbury than you think.

wait has g p-o endorsed labour?

seeing cossi fanni tutti tonight btw

if she backs labour will report to thread

good luck uk

Wow: a senior Tory aide complained to OFCOM to try and stop the use of the viral image of the boy on the floor after Johnson pocketed a reporter’s phone https://t.co/rVfQn6vn1r

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) December 12, 2019

what's fucking right with these sub-humans?

OFCOM have been quite strident with some of their rulings, keep expecting them to do one where the first letter of each sentence spells f u c k o f f t o r i e s.

🤔

There’s nothing to suggest Johnson’s campaign was not carrying out the wishes of the mother, but the fact that a senior aide directly intervened in an attempt to stop news organisations using an image that seriously damaged the Conservative leader has raised questions about their motives.

Mood pic.twitter.com/FGkC4aEJBk

— The Cinegogue (@TheCinegogue) December 12, 2019

Alternatively:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwJhOSnqK7s

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/694e51ff165b1e144363fce17f2fec68babf81a1/0_5_675_405/master/675.jpg?width=780&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=d0e5371fea2bc0664b1031de38c2c377

good luck britishers

There does seem to be high youth turnout in the seats where the MRP predicted the Tories would struggle but also, as a Labour friend put it, a "gammonquake" in leave seats, again as per MRP.

— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) December 12, 2019

so apparently rage against the machine have endorsed gauke

good luck y'all

Party of law and order.

Pic 1: Jackson Carlaw, 12th December 2019.

Pic 2: Jackson Carlaw, 30th November 2019.

Bit of a glaring discrepancy here...

🤔 pic.twitter.com/o7Xqf7BrxW

— Sarah Mackie (@lumi_1984) December 12, 2019

Guys

The house I'm tutoring at just got canvassed by Chuka Umunna

I even had a chat with the great man lol! Let him know I voted Labour in G&W. He was like 'oh well yeah' haha.

two titans meet

:|

that was not intended maliciously though i can see why being lumped in with chuka might put you on your guard

And vice versa.

>:|

tbf if he thinks he has a chance enough to canvass at 7pm on election night in eternal Tory safe seat Westminster then something, albeit something not entirely wholesome, is happening

Definitely a whole lot busier at our polling station, teller confirmed it too. If I lived virtually anywhere else it would’ve been labour, but voted for Caroline Lucas who I’m sure will continue to be a strong ally in parliament. Got a bottle of rum and a shit load of beer on the way back, let’s fucking fo this thing you benighted krimdon

I've known this guy a long time...

Britain, this is your chance to elect the most decent, honest, fair, hard working Prime Minister we've ever had.

Do it. pic.twitter.com/sb21STQebH

— Tommy Corbyn (@TommyCorbyn) December 12, 2019

I voted for your dad elijah wood

— Jhiaxus (⧖) (@Jhiaxus_Prime) December 12, 2019

Ducking phone

^eternal mood

lol

fucking fo it you guys

Desperately want to speed up time and get it over with now

Desperately want that cunt Nigel Dodds to lose his seat - preferably to an IRA man.

feel sick

Weird to think Corbyn will either be PM or basically gone within a few days. Feels like he's been around for several different eras (and I suppose he has).

Clapham: SO. MANY. LIB. DEMS.

bye FBPE-Lisa

It would be some sort of hilarious poetic justice if leaving my lesson I now bumped into Chuka's lot and spent the next hour or two canvassing for the Lib Dems having done nothing for Labour. I won't obv but I'm thinking of alphie's response and can't stifle a grin. To be fair this is a potential Tory loss so you wouldn't really be able to argue ;)

lj gets jumped into the lib dems

queen (swinson's) shilling

Meltganged.

Bloodless in bloodless out

Is Sky the best option tonight. I refuse watch or listen to anything with Emma Barnett involved.

yo is it true lj got swinsonned by umuna after a electoral beef??????

As a Liverpool supporter I don't retweet Gary Neville often. But, solidarity.#VoteLabourToday https://t.co/YOR8WlyZzI

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) December 12, 2019

A+ xp

🚨 Tory insiders are telling me Boris Johnson could “genuinely be in trouble in #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip”.

Exit pollsters think the Lib Dem vote has collapsed there probably due to tactical voting for Labour.🚨@SkyNewsAust

— Laura Jayes (@ljayes) December 12, 2019

Please make it so.

I refuse to believe any of these good news stories, for my own sanity

Twitter must die.