Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

I’m starting to like the guy. pic.twitter.com/q576SH0ZVm

— Blu-Ray Charles (@blucu) December 12, 2019

my partner has put £40 on Corbyn to be PM after the election @ 7/2. She previously bet on Leave and Donald Trump so has history of profiting from evil populist fascists who defeat the "establishment"!

Elections map prediction for the UK 2019 General election:
HUNG PARLIAMENT

— Election Maps (@maps_election) December 12, 2019

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Rrgghh

Imagine having to spend tomorrow drinking cans in the park in the pissing rain because Boris got done

Get Boris done?

Ricky Tomlinson has asked me to post this for the voters of Weaver Vale because he doesn’t have Twitter. Here’s the big man... pic.twitter.com/QT8V71EKsH

— Ralf Little (@RalfLittle) December 12, 2019

fuckin ell ricky i ran out a punched a toff after that

brb gonna seize the means of production

Had a special nap, feeling more positive now.

This one's for you, calz:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2019/dec/12/left-out-in-the-cold-dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

I’m not clocking because none of those hounds will match Douglas

Owen Jones has been a force of nature this campaign: no idea how people do it. I guess people like him and Corbyn are energized by campaigning? Anyway, kudos.

xps
none of them as cute as Douglas obv! But at least they don't pull so hard they rip the lead tab off the harness and follow you into the polling station! He's a freedom fighter at heart.

ricky tomlinson: more excellent shrewsbury content there

Genesis P-Orridge, Ricky Tomlinson, mark s, Derek Smalls - there's more to Shrewsbury than you think.

wait has g p-o endorsed labour?

seeing cossi fanni tutti tonight btw

if she backs labour will report to thread

good luck uk

Wow: a senior Tory aide complained to OFCOM to try and stop the use of the viral image of the boy on the floor after Johnson pocketed a reporter’s phone https://t.co/rVfQn6vn1r

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) December 12, 2019

what's fucking right with these sub-humans?

OFCOM have been quite strident with some of their rulings, keep expecting them to do one where the first letter of each sentence spells f u c k o f f t o r i e s.

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There’s nothing to suggest Johnson’s campaign was not carrying out the wishes of the mother, but the fact that a senior aide directly intervened in an attempt to stop news organisations using an image that seriously damaged the Conservative leader has raised questions about their motives.

Mood pic.twitter.com/FGkC4aEJBk

— The Cinegogue (@TheCinegogue) December 12, 2019

Alternatively:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwJhOSnqK7s

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/694e51ff165b1e144363fce17f2fec68babf81a1/0_5_675_405/master/675.jpg?width=780&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=d0e5371fea2bc0664b1031de38c2c377

good luck britishers

There does seem to be high youth turnout in the seats where the MRP predicted the Tories would struggle but also, as a Labour friend put it, a "gammonquake" in leave seats, again as per MRP.

— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) December 12, 2019

so apparently rage against the machine have endorsed gauke

good luck y'all

Party of law and order.

Pic 1: Jackson Carlaw, 12th December 2019.

Pic 2: Jackson Carlaw, 30th November 2019.

Bit of a glaring discrepancy here...

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— Sarah Mackie (@lumi_1984) December 12, 2019

Guys

The house I'm tutoring at just got canvassed by Chuka Umunna

I even had a chat with the great man lol! Let him know I voted Labour in G&W. He was like 'oh well yeah' haha.

two titans meet

:|

that was not intended maliciously though i can see why being lumped in with chuka might put you on your guard

And vice versa.

>:|

tbf if he thinks he has a chance enough to canvass at 7pm on election night in eternal Tory safe seat Westminster then something, albeit something not entirely wholesome, is happening

Definitely a whole lot busier at our polling station, teller confirmed it too. If I lived virtually anywhere else it would’ve been labour, but voted for Caroline Lucas who I’m sure will continue to be a strong ally in parliament. Got a bottle of rum and a shit load of beer on the way back, let’s fucking fo this thing you benighted krimdon

I've known this guy a long time...

Britain, this is your chance to elect the most decent, honest, fair, hard working Prime Minister we've ever had.

Do it. pic.twitter.com/sb21STQebH

— Tommy Corbyn (@TommyCorbyn) December 12, 2019

I voted for your dad elijah wood

— Jhiaxus (⧖) (@Jhiaxus_Prime) December 12, 2019

Ducking phone

^eternal mood

lol

fucking fo it you guys

Desperately want to speed up time and get it over with now

Desperately want that cunt Nigel Dodds to lose his seat - preferably to an IRA man.

feel sick

Weird to think Corbyn will either be PM or basically gone within a few days. Feels like he's been around for several different eras (and I suppose he has).

Clapham: SO. MANY. LIB. DEMS.