Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

corbyn out here straight-up admitting that marxist indoctrination begins at birth, shameful stuff from britain's most dangerous man

Watch till the end.#VoteLabourToday pic.twitter.com/Y1TufFQpie

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) December 12, 2019

in "others standing" in hackney south and shoreditch: jonty leff of the workers' revolutionary party (he got 86 votes in 2017)

https://static-candidates.democracyclub.org.uk/media/cache/08/52/0852399928c5ba4ac8d5b8f606160b87.jpg

recent picture (he's 74)

avoiding hard graft will keep you youthful looking like Jonty :p

just seen someone posting about how their local foodbank doubles as a polling station. They should do that everywhere.

the snake-god glycon compels u to vote labour

📣 EXCLUSIVE! 📺 WATCH: ALAN MOORE KNOWS THE SCORE - perhaps Northampton's most famous resident, writer and anarchist, Alan Moore speaks about why he is voting Labour. 🌹🗳@BBCNorthampton @Craig_Lewis77 @ChronandEcho @JAverillJourno @UKLabour @jeremycorbyn pic.twitter.com/VxgWo8bv0P

— Northampton South Labour Party (@Npton_South_CLP) December 11, 2019

AA keeping his cards close to his chest here:

Last night of the UK tour for FRIEND OR FOE tonight at the O2 Academy in Brixton.
See you all there! pic.twitter.com/MBKoBrmeul

— Adam Ant (@adamaofficial) December 12, 2019

hey uhh what the fuck is this

The Lib Dems are distributing leaflets suggesting Labour have pulled out of Chelsea & Fulham. It is total nonsense. Please RT so everyone knows pic.twitter.com/ywkFSUHNJg

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) December 12, 2019

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GULAG

be funny as fuck if they were reduced to single digit seats by tomorrow, just by people getting so hacked off with their persistent lying.

powerful hostage-video energy from the big man here

Your Choice today #GE2019 #GeneralElection2019 pic.twitter.com/3GBRvjrEU1

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) December 12, 2019

critical support for the tiniest threat of all: AC/DC fan dmitry medvedev (also for the graphic designer of this image)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELlTDDYXsAAkegX?format=jpg

Encouraged to see the important Steve Albini and Caroline Calloway endorsements rolling in as well.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky has announced he’s supporting the Tories though, so it’s not going all our way.

my sources say that ritualistic Masonic punishment being considered for Kuenssberg & Peston if they’ve failed to deliver a Tory majority. I am anti-Mason and take no pleasure in reporting this

— ian ‘vote labour’ mighty (@iammightor) December 12, 2019

i don't think i've mentioned it itt yet but my brexit-fanatic, self-described 'to the right of genghis khan' father-in-law, who is an actual high-ranking mason, is staying with us this week so tonight is likely to be fuckin' lit whatever happens

Senior mason strongly objects to secretive unelected organisation with undue influence shocker

Alan Moore is from Northampton?

no rush with these late Corbyn endorsements lads, don't worry it isn't time critical or anything.

Alan Moore is from Northampton?

i believe this is the first time he's ever mentioned it

rip to a real one

My dad was disabled.
On polling day, he’d call the Conservative party office on great western street & they’d give him a lift to the polling station where he’d religiously vote Labour.
Then, he’d get them to drop him at the parkside pub on lloyd st in Moss Side.
I miss him a lot

— Mike Garry (@mikegarry) December 12, 2019

going to enjoy the gleeful feeling online today one last time before we descend into the brexit hellscape at 10

oh god i've just seen Jamie Carragher doing a vote Labour vid, sorry i must reluctantly vote Tory.

hell yes

London aquarium’s gender-neutral penguin just predicted Jeremy Corbyn will win the election https://t.co/4L5EPYgCdb

— PinkNews (@PinkNews) December 11, 2019

it couldn't happen, could it?

Uxbridge and South Ruislip, constituency voting intention:

CON: 45% (-6)
LAB: 44% (+4)
LDEM: 3% (-1)
GRN: 2% (=)
OTH: 4% (+1)

via @DeltaPollUK, 06 - 10 Dec
Chgs w/GE2017

— Britain EIects (@brianeIects) December 10, 2019

unfortunately it's fake

ugh sorry for fake news!

here is another tweet

It comes to something when even former Conservative grandees - people we rightly criticised for their inhumane, self-serving and incompetent policies - can see the terrible moral decline of the present leadership and feel obliged to speak out against the oh wait no it's Cameron https://t.co/zU1yRWuzoV

— Adam Banks (@adambanksdotcom) December 12, 2019

my beloved* shropshire star runs a piece on winter elections down the centuries:

"As a matter of interest among the election antics in the village of Worthen were the homes of Conservatives being daubed with Liberal Party colours, and two white cows being painted red, while Tory supporters were at it as well, smearing blue paint on pigs belonging to local Liberals."

*it's idiotic trash but i love it**
**big ad for labour when i click through -- unexpectedly, tho shrewsbury and atcham has been labour before, via serially floorcrossing anti-war MP paul marsden (97-05), tho currently it's tory, via tallest MP in history daniel kawczynski (also first MP to be born in poland)

Report from ultra-marginal Canterbury.

At 1130, on my 10 min walk to the polling station, I walked past several groups of Labour activists, out door knocking. Never seen this before.

At polling station - a queue of 30+

In GE17, there was NO queue.

Something is happening.

— Dr Moderate (@centrist_phone) December 12, 2019

controlled explosion of device in north lanarkshire polling station

red centrist telephone is mi5 psyop confirmed

CORRECTION (sorry, 110% isn't a thing)

My probability estimate is

Scenario 1 (small Con majority): 10%
Scenario 2 (paralysis): 40%
Scenario 3 (Lab minority govt): 45%
Scenario 4 (Lab largest party): 5%

REAL END

— Dr Moderate (@centrist_phone) December 11, 2019

i believe this is the first time he's ever mentioned it

Chinaski was taking Zack Snyder’s statements on the matter as definitive previously

i think you mean 'visionary director zack snyder'

I feel like my head's in a fucking vice 👍

Queues at universities in Canterbury & Lincoln (both marginals), good work students, keep it up

Good luck uk

Can't vote, nor can my wife (which didn't prevent the brexit party from sending her a leaflet).

Did shout "good luck!" at labour canvassers I passed on the street.

Good Luck UK, hopefully see you in the next thread.

guardian liveblog reminding me that one factor in the big early turnout could be people just not wanting to go out after work in the dark - maybe it's just how it is for a winter election?

more people on holiday already too

Just took 93 yr Mum to vote, she’s registered dead. “I’m registered dead,” she said. A cheer went up from waiting blowflies.

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 12, 2019

surprising how often judgedeath.jpg seems relevant itt

I remember my sixth form had a mock election in 1997 and the results were something like

50% Socialist Labour
25% "The Silly Party"
20% Labour (Including a fox hunting girl from my politics class, the Labour MP we elected irl introduced the hunting with dogs act lol)
5% Lib Dems
0.1%, literally just the candidate, Conservatives

This is in Worcester, currently a tory seat, wonder how many of those now-40-to-42-year-olds turned out to be scum

we'll find out soon enough!

Wishing you all the best today, I hope you are able pull back on the stick enough to steer into something more like a mild heckscape.

Puppers can't vote tho.

Well well what do we have here:

Apparently lots of polling stations in Tory seats are insisting you bring ID to vote.

1. This is total bollocks. You DO NOT need ID

2. This is totally illegal

Get out there & vote TODAY! #GE2019

— Ben #VoteLabour (@BenJolly9) December 12, 2019

This is in Worcester, currently a tory seat, wonder how many of those now-40-to-42-year-olds turned out to be scum

a depressingly high number of them I would imagine. Worcester and indeed the whole county of Worcestershire is Tory as fuck

I only ever voted once in Worcester, which was the 1997 election that got the city its first ever Labour MP (the one that kicked off the fox hunting ban). he lasted 13 years now the current Tory MP is the son of the guy who was Tory MP for Worcester from 1961-1992.

looooooooool pic.twitter.com/sRZIA4VA7h

— tyron, the creator (@TyronWilson) December 12, 2019

I doubt it re Tory ID demands but this has probably been their dirtiest campaign so far so

Just voted for myself. Something Corbyn’s candidate cannot do as he does not live in Ilford South. pic.twitter.com/WOI4Zo0Q7b

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) December 12, 2019