Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Hope they interview Emily Thornberry after the exit polls

Just a reminder that Bellerin and Coyrbn have previous

Jeremy Corbyn 'spoke in Spanish with Arsenal star Hector Bellerin to exclude Piers Morgan' https://t.co/N5vH5otHW4

— The Independent (@Independent) September 19, 2017

Whilst out on the campaign trail, @jeremycorbyn has been wearing a scarf that we gave to him.

Whilst he was explaining what it meant to him today, someone interrupted and took the focus away from Care Experienced people.

Comment from our CEO, Duncan Dunlop, on today's events: pic.twitter.com/zULizyqaSR

— Who Cares? Scotland (@whocaresscot) November 13, 2019

Ah! I love too see that! re Bellerin

excluding piers morgan is praxis

As a symbol of the election I've been stuck on a train for the last 2 and a half hours, 20 minutes into an hour and 45 minute journey

fuck, owned

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/78928741_10220513802772358_1743013164552814592_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ohc=AuDssvbJHNcAQnh9smVep1ngNI1IHihpaLtXjhflv5_57JXJDTmTVhwpg&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=0f2708051423a6edf0630f16c4f6c161&oe=5E7BAF18

Whoa, I imagine you're literally shaking rn.

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Thank you gyac!

The biggest queue I’ve ever seen at my polling station! Get out there and vote people! #GE2109 #iVoted #BeAVoter #clapham pic.twitter.com/BjXunRqbKe

— Kelly Molloy (@sparklysparkly) December 12, 2019

wtf! are they giving a can a mackeston stout for every corbyn vote* or something.

* these are obv labour voters cos tory ones travel on horseback and wear gold top hats.

These are all in London, aren't they?

aye, you probably won't see the same scenes in Grimsby, unless an offal truck sheds it's load and starts a feeding frenzy!

mr johnson, you may sell off our nhs, condemn us to death by climate disaster and turn our homeless into soylent green, but you'll never defeat our desire to queue

realising that a thing i am patiently happy to do these days is stand silent while a voting worker super-carefully and kindly and helpfully talks me through the entire process: a single cross with a pencil, pencils over there (indicates booths), fold and slip in ballot box etc.

polling station is sutton house, built by thomas cromwell's henchman ralph sadleir in 1535 = the year i was born

as in previous years i will be IN BED and i hope FAST ASLEEP by 10, doing important non-jinxing work by not watching TV or reading my stupid phone* (last night i dremt i was involved in a joint book project with billie eilish, except i was lost in the barbican trying to find the first important meeting -- maybe i will salvage matters tonight, this seems like a good project to work on next year)

*i did attempt this in 2017 but (shameful fess-up time) i peaked around 10.05, to spot tracer posting "OMG mark is missing this!" -- tonight i hope to be firmer with myself

Braved the drizzle to vote Lammy Party, you know what I think the lad's in with a shout this time around

These are all in London, aren't they?

my daughter robbed me of three and a half hours of sleep last night, so i'm hoping that being knackered today already combined with an hour of furious exercise while fantasising about boris being mutilated in a series of hilarious industrial accidents will be enough to get me to sleep tonight, all the better to awake refreshed in a new and better world tomorrow

[CUT TO: me angrily posting at 2:30am]

interesting thing in this election is it lays bare how little theorising about 'political' music bears any relation to the politics of the artist. Emeli Sandé, purveyor of apparently Cameron-era 'New Boring' music, is soundtracking lab vids while The 1975 sit on their hands

— Sean (@seanbgoneill) December 12, 2019

Labour.

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) December 12, 2019

(Corbz account is also RTing all the responses to this that just say “Labour.” lol)

jeremy otm

rest assured gyac that the cats will be pestered for comfort tonight

No LD in my safe Labour seat but we still had both UKIP and BXP running. 5 minute queue (saw the same at the next nearest station). 1 dog. 3 people joking about the dog getting a vote.

Do we get a new thread tonight?

jeremy otm

rest assured gyac that the cats will be pestered for comfort tonight

Paul Gascoigne giving an owl a ride on a bicycle pic.twitter.com/8LySE2AoJA

— Footballers with animals (@ftbllrswanimals) December 10, 2019

I have steady low-lying anxiety. Gonna vote this afternoon before I meet up with my son. See the kids, then round to a friend's for the results, drinks and snacks, consolation hugs. Maybe not drinks. Tomorrow's gonna be a hard day to face straight, either way, but it's the last ep of Name of the Rose tomorrow night and that's something to look forward to - have been amused by its sly commentary on pan-europeanism

I'm probably not going to stay up late, my constituency doesn't declare til 3:30 which is probably too late given I'm working tomorrow. However I will almost certainly be drunk so I may not consider that important at the time

corbyn out here straight-up admitting that marxist indoctrination begins at birth, shameful stuff from britain's most dangerous man

Watch till the end.#VoteLabourToday pic.twitter.com/Y1TufFQpie

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) December 12, 2019

in "others standing" in hackney south and shoreditch: jonty leff of the workers' revolutionary party (he got 86 votes in 2017)

https://static-candidates.democracyclub.org.uk/media/cache/08/52/0852399928c5ba4ac8d5b8f606160b87.jpg

recent picture (he's 74)

avoiding hard graft will keep you youthful looking like Jonty :p

just seen someone posting about how their local foodbank doubles as a polling station. They should do that everywhere.

the snake-god glycon compels u to vote labour

📣 EXCLUSIVE! 📺 WATCH: ALAN MOORE KNOWS THE SCORE - perhaps Northampton's most famous resident, writer and anarchist, Alan Moore speaks about why he is voting Labour. 🌹🗳@BBCNorthampton @Craig_Lewis77 @ChronandEcho @JAverillJourno @UKLabour @jeremycorbyn pic.twitter.com/VxgWo8bv0P

— Northampton South Labour Party (@Npton_South_CLP) December 11, 2019

AA keeping his cards close to his chest here:

Last night of the UK tour for FRIEND OR FOE tonight at the O2 Academy in Brixton.
See you all there! pic.twitter.com/MBKoBrmeul

— Adam Ant (@adamaofficial) December 12, 2019

hey uhh what the fuck is this

The Lib Dems are distributing leaflets suggesting Labour have pulled out of Chelsea & Fulham. It is total nonsense. Please RT so everyone knows pic.twitter.com/ywkFSUHNJg

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) December 12, 2019

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GULAG

be funny as fuck if they were reduced to single digit seats by tomorrow, just by people getting so hacked off with their persistent lying.

powerful hostage-video energy from the big man here

Your Choice today #GE2019 #GeneralElection2019 pic.twitter.com/3GBRvjrEU1

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) December 12, 2019

critical support for the tiniest threat of all: AC/DC fan dmitry medvedev (also for the graphic designer of this image)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELlTDDYXsAAkegX?format=jpg

Encouraged to see the important Steve Albini and Caroline Calloway endorsements rolling in as well.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky has announced he’s supporting the Tories though, so it’s not going all our way.

my sources say that ritualistic Masonic punishment being considered for Kuenssberg & Peston if they’ve failed to deliver a Tory majority. I am anti-Mason and take no pleasure in reporting this

— ian ‘vote labour’ mighty (@iammightor) December 12, 2019

i don't think i've mentioned it itt yet but my brexit-fanatic, self-described 'to the right of genghis khan' father-in-law, who is an actual high-ranking mason, is staying with us this week so tonight is likely to be fuckin' lit whatever happens

Senior mason strongly objects to secretive unelected organisation with undue influence shocker

Alan Moore is from Northampton?

no rush with these late Corbyn endorsements lads, don't worry it isn't time critical or anything.

Alan Moore is from Northampton?

i believe this is the first time he's ever mentioned it

rip to a real one

My dad was disabled.
On polling day, he’d call the Conservative party office on great western street & they’d give him a lift to the polling station where he’d religiously vote Labour.
Then, he’d get them to drop him at the parkside pub on lloyd st in Moss Side.
I miss him a lot

— Mike Garry (@mikegarry) December 12, 2019

going to enjoy the gleeful feeling online today one last time before we descend into the brexit hellscape at 10

oh god i've just seen Jamie Carragher doing a vote Labour vid, sorry i must reluctantly vote Tory.

hell yes

London aquarium’s gender-neutral penguin just predicted Jeremy Corbyn will win the election https://t.co/4L5EPYgCdb

— PinkNews (@PinkNews) December 11, 2019

it couldn't happen, could it?

Uxbridge and South Ruislip, constituency voting intention:

CON: 45% (-6)
LAB: 44% (+4)
LDEM: 3% (-1)
GRN: 2% (=)
OTH: 4% (+1)

via @DeltaPollUK, 06 - 10 Dec
Chgs w/GE2017

— Britain EIects (@brianeIects) December 10, 2019

unfortunately it's fake