Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

CRITICAL SUPPORT FOR COMRADE KEMP

I knew Ross Kemp was a bit of a hardcore remainer, but thought he was way too posh/meltcentric to break Corbyn!

Well Cromblyn did say he preferred Eastenders to Corrie

So mad for distraction that am listening to pop stars that have backed Corbyn but lol what is this garbage?

It's dark, I'm deaf in one ear, I've got a fuckload of Y11 marking to do so won't be able to get out to vote until later, but still it's the hope. The hope. This thread has been a beacon of (relative sanity) over the last few years. Good luck everyone.

Ross Kemp has always been Labour. Rebekah Brooks was, too, until she divorced him and married that Chipping Norton polo schmuck.

Rebekah fucking Wade! that is one Corbyn endorsement u wouldn't love 2 see

First time in 20 years that I’ve seen a queue at my polling station. pic.twitter.com/PddeJ12i19

— Sue Christoforou (@SueChristoforou) December 12, 2019

as a domestic violence enthusiast herself, brooks is more of a natural boris voter

my polling station was filled with tumbleweed and the scent of shattered dreams at 8:10 but glad turnout seems encouraging elsewhere

Good luck everyone!

It won't make much difference in my area as we're firmly Labour, but I may as well help along with the flow :-)

Every vote matters

I voted and I'm not even British, so go out and cast your ballot!

is... is that even legal

This is my (and Corbyn's) polling station, which is literally 1 minute from my front door.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/5ec698343f829b8ee2575c9d04e94a886b936f9c/0_186_5568_3341/master/5568.jpg?width=780&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=194d56735f46cf0a390ed481ef4f56df

wow tom you look nothing like i expected

is... is that even legal

It's a Romanian thing, you wouldn't understand.

(Kidding aside, it's one of the rare perks of being a member of the Commonwealth.)

either way, thank u for voting to get brexit done, it's so important that we honour our solemn promise to the british people

btw i'm gonna apologise now for shitting up this thread for the rest of the day because i'm unable to concentrate on work and i'm, as i said upthread, shitting it

The French press have cottoned on to Boris. 'Boris Johnson- The liar who is weakening Europe'. @le_Parisien calls @BorisJohnson a 'crafty devil, manipulator but amiable' and notes that he's been caught lying numerous times throughout his career... pic.twitter.com/lVnhnsr2Y2

— Ben McPartland (@McPBen) November 26, 2019

Le Pariesien sur les monnaies

well, they would say that

I would have thought that making sure that a firmly held political area remained firmly held was a necessity. Hope everybody that can vote is going to do so even in those areas.

Wish my vote hadn't lapsed but been away from being a UK resident for over 15 years and hadn't made sure it was kept up before that. Otherwise would be making sure i did get a vote in.
Just hoping they do get firmly trounced

either way, thank u for voting to get brexit done, it's so important that we honour our solemn promise to the british people

My pleasure, you'd do the same for us after all.

polling station slightly busier than usual but i think the school was staying open so they were there with their kids.

lots of people taking selfies, slightly more of an atmosphere than usual.

.@PeoplesMomentum announce that 28,000 people have used https://t.co/gIAllegJ8y tool to plan Election Day campaigning for @UKLabour across 1100 locations in key marginals all over Britain #GE2109

— Jack Shenker (@hackneylad) December 11, 2019

flying back from australia at the moment. will land knowing pretty much what the near-term future of the country is.

lol, in 2010 I voted and then got on a plane to England so I wouldn't have to deal with any hope, and it would all be resolved by the time I knew anything

two weeks later, a day before I went back, a London ilx0r asked what was going on with the election, bcz hung parliament meant a government had still not been formed

I’m in Germany and taking it on trust my proxy hasn’t voted Lib Dem on my behalf.

However it turns out, Labour have run an inspirational campaign that has forced a lot of the establishment to show their hand wrt blocking even a mild rethink of what kind of country we want to have and how we fit into the wider world.

I just heard about the cash for ash scandal that involved Arlene Foster asa amjor participant from reading a review of a new book on the subject from the 13th of NOvember. Hadn't realised beforehand that she was already pretty compromised before she helped out the last hung parliament. THought the DUP were a bad choice before taht.
Hope we're not going to find that anything else as basely corrupt is going to help float an unpopular boat this time around.

Feels early in the day for consolation prize wishlists but in the “whatever else happens” file along with the oustings mentioned upthread I really really want edc to hold Kensington

🐦[First time in 20 years that I’ve seen a queue at my polling station. pic.twitter.com/PddeJ12i19🕸
— Sue Christoforou (@SueChristoforou) December 12, 2019🕸]🐦

I’m in Germany and taking it on trust my proxy hasn’t voted Lib Dem on my behalf.

However it turns out, Labour have run an inspirational campaign that has forced a lot of the establishment to show their hand wrt blocking even a mild rethink of what kind of country we want to have and how we fit into the wider world.

when will corbyn answer for his associations with scandal-plagued sesame street star elmo

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/4daf7610709ed1f7fe9ac3fa6e2a0047feed4446/0_216_4569_2742/master/4569.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=cfac36d7ab85430d5b7d315e7f2e6a49

Here you go Tom. Cromblyn out to put his cross in the box for the incredible flying brick (sorry to see no Communist candidate today)

Jeremy Corbyn votes with his wife Laura Alvarez in his own constituency of Islington North.

📸: Joe Giddens/PA Wire https://t.co/jFyhmTjBaN pic.twitter.com/Xrzg1EjuhS

— i newspaper (@theipaper) December 12, 2019

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Elmo is clearly a narc, the Grouch is a true comrade

Johnson voted in Westminster

That fur colour tho.

xp

Elmo was there when I went to vote this morning - vicious rumour is he hangs around school playgrounds anyway.

the Grouch is a true comrade

rest in power, king

solid campaign from labour - some mistakes but in the round they did well. couldn’t have asked for a better opponent too

loved that JC just went full fuck it mask off at the end

lol at Johnson not voting for himself.

So… first results at 10 pm?

Hahaha please lose to Ali Milano by a single vote!

That fur colour tho.

xp

Had to be a plant, I knew it all along.

10pm: The exit poll
11pm: Early results
Midnight
1am – 2am: Tory target seats
2am: Brexit Party, Portillo moment? … and Putney
3am – 4am: The ‘red wall’, Portillo moments? … and SNP v Labour
4.30am: Is the Prime Minister safe?
5-7am: Labour in dreamland, another Portillo moment? … and the independents
7am: A new day?
8am: lolwereallgonnadie

xp to pom

(from here https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/12/what-time-will-we-know-who-won-hour-by-hour-election-night-guide)

Thanks, that's very thorough and, I assume, reliably prophetic.

When you see Spurs fans liking Arsenal tweets 👀

Young people across the world have a chance to change what the future can be. Today's the chance for all the British people to influence what your future & those living here holds. #FuckBoris #GoVote pic.twitter.com/epHbI3sdNw

— Héctor Bellerín (@HectorBellerin) December 12, 2019

Do we know what tartan JC's scarf is?