Mildly shocked Portrait of a Lady on Fire is as low as it is.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
in NYC, Lincoln Center split La Flor into 5 parts, I think. Took me 13 days, I think.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
Transit would be in my top 5 fer sure
― Simon H., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link
How do you split La Flor in five?
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
it would be hilarious to watch one "part" per night considering the wildly divergent lengths of the parts
― Simon H., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
Yeah, isn't one part like three days long?
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
seemed so
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
Vulture: https://www.vulture.com/2019/12/every-movie-of-the-2010s-ranked-sort-of.html
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
lmao that is one way to do it
― Simon H., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
I'm so glad I maxed out on the articles I can read there for free this month.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
The one at 5,272 played in main competition at Cannes, and how the fuck hasn't that cost someone their job already?
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
I had no idea they even had an article limit which I guess says it all.
The only WTF I care to mention is What's Next in the Worst
― Simon H., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
you’re next is the worst movie of the decade? they need to try harder
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link
or i guess one of the worst*
they also stuck Endgame at the very bottom for the clicks, which? fine
― Simon H., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
melancholia is #1, Avenger at #5,279 suggest this is mostly a list of movies in unranked order for clicks so wheeeeeeeeeeeee
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
Here are the 4,961 films that are neither the best nor the worst movies.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
https://www.gq.com/story/every-best-picture-nominee-of-the-2010s-ranked
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link
It's clickbait and I won't blame anyone for not peeking, but ...
The Tree of Life (#52) criminally too low
Way too many to list criminally too high
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
otm
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Les Miserables too high in that BP ranking
― Simon H., Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
also Vice
― Simon H., Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
Dallas Buyers Club is in the bottom quarter and it really should be in the bottom 4 or so.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
the bottom -4, you meant
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
NO OSCARS
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
the trouble with ranking them is that 30 of them should be in the bottom 3
― Simon H., Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
i was surprised dallas buyers club wasn't at the very bottom
jean-marc vallée is a fucking hack
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
not that there was any salvaging that material anyway but ^^^^^
― Simon H., Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link
down in Death Vallée
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link
this was a new one on me, giving it a look: https://www.topic.com/cutting-my-mother
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
may i point out that The Image Book is next to The Illusionist, which came out in 2006
― flappy bird, Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
Now, not featuring anyone who's in this thread! (I think.)
https://www.slantmagazine.com/film/the-25-best-films-of-2019/
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Friday, 13 December 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link
Different illusionist, right? The animated one by the triplets of Belleville guy is from this decade
― intheblanks, Friday, 13 December 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
Malick 11th in Slant
Image Book 38th, smdh
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 December 2019 09:00 (four years ago) link
It's like a bad dream written in a stormy night
― flappy bird, Monday, 16 December 2019 01:15 (four years ago) link
http://jlroeder.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/snoopy.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link
insults, communist songs
― flappy bird, Monday, 16 December 2019 05:52 (four years ago) link
Best Australian films of the decade at The Guardian
― insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link
Indiewire Poll: https://www.indiewire.com/2019/12/best-movies-2019-critics-survey-poll-performances-parasite-adam-driver-lupita-nyongo-1202197615/
BEST FILM1. “Parasite”2. “The Irishman”3. “Marriage Story”4. “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”5. “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”6. “Pain & Glory”7. “Uncut Gems”8. “The Souvenir”9. “Joker”10. “Little Women”
BEST DIRECTOR1. Bong Joon Ho, “Parasite”2. Martin Scorsese, “The Irishman”3. Quentin Tarantino, “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”4. Celine Sciamma, “Portrait of a lady on Fire”5. Josh and Benny Safdie, “Uncut Gems”6. Noah Baumbach, “Marriage Story”7. Pedro Almodovar, “Pain and Glory”8. Greta Gerwig, “Little Women”9. Joanna Hogg, “The Souvenir”10. Todd Phillips, “Joker”
BEST SCREENPLAY1. “Parasite”2. “Marriage Story”3. “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”4. “The Irishman”5. “Knives Out”6. “Little Women”7. “Pain & Glory”8. “Uncut Gems”9. “The Farewell”10. “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”
BEST ACTRESS1. Lupita N’yongo, “Us”2. Scarlet Johansson, “Marriage Story”3. Elisabeth Moss, “Her Smell”4. Rene Zellweger, “Judy”5. Awkwafina, “The Farewell”6. Florence Pugh, “Midsommar”7. Mary Kay Place, “Diane”8. Zhao Tao, “Ash Is Purest White”9. Saoirse Ronan, “Little Women”10. Adéle Haenel, “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”
BEST ACTOR1. Adam Driver, “Marriage Story”2. Antonio Banderas, “Pain & Glory”3. Adam Sandler, “Uncut Gems”4. Joaquin Phoenix, “Joker”5. Robert De Niro, “The Irishman”6. Leonardo Di Caprio, “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”7. Eddie Murphy, “Dolemite Is My Name”8. Taron Egerton, “Rocketman”9. Song Kang Ho, “Parasite”10. Brad Pitt, “Ad Astra”
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS1. Laura Dern, “Marriage Story”2. Jennifer Lopez, “Hustlers”3. Florence Pugh, “Little Women”4. Zhao Schuzhen, “The Farewell”5. Margot Robbie, “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”6. Da’Vine Joy Randloph, “Dolemite Is My Name”7. Julia Fox, “Uncut Gems”8. Annette Bening, “The Report”9. Scarlet Johansson, “Jojo Rabbit”10. Park So-dam, “Parasite”
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR1. Joe Pesci, “The Irishman”2. Brad Pitt, “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”3. Al Pacino, “The Irishman”4. Wilem Dafoe, “The Lighthouse”5. Song Kang Ho, “Parasite”6. Tom Hanks, “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood”7. Alan Alda, “Marriage Story”8. Tom Burke, “Souvenir”9. Shia LaBeouf, “Honey Boy”10. Wesley Snipes, “Dolemite is My Name”
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY1. “1917”2. “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”3. “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”4. “The Lighthouse”5. “Parasite”6. “The Irishman”7. “A Hidden Life”8. “Uncut Gems”9. “Long Day’s Journey Into Night”10. “Ad Astra”
BEST DOCUMENTARY1. “Apollo 11”2. “American Factory”3. “Honeyland”4. “For Sama”5. “One Child Nation”6. “Varda by Agnes”7. “Amazing Grace”8. “Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story”9. “Hail Satan?”10. “Diego Maradona”
BEST FIRST FEATURE1. “Atlantics”2. “Booksmart”3. “The Last Black Man in San Francisco”4. “An Elephant Sitting Still”5. “Les Miserables”6. “I Lost My Body”7. “The Mustang”8. “The Chambermaid”9. “Burning Cane”10. “End of the Century”
BEST FOREIGN FILM1. “Parasite”2. “Pain and Glory”3. “Portrait of a Lady on Fire”4. “Atlantics”5. “Transit”6. “Monos”7. “Long Day’s Journey Into Night”8. “An Elephant Sitting Still”9. “Synonyms”10. “Les Miserables”
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
here's what they're choosing from. don't worry: "Cuck" made the cut.https://www.oscars.org/sites/oscars/files/92nd_oscars_reminder_list.pdf
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 19 December 2019 06:45 (four years ago) link
I'm proud we picked Portrait of a Lady on Fire, shattering consensus.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 02:06 (four years ago) link
Sorry yr fave only made runner up
― Simon H., Tuesday, 24 December 2019 02:20 (four years ago) link
OFCS nominations are up. Gotta say, this is one of the less embarrassing slates I've seen this group come up with:
Best PictureThe IrishmanJojo RabbitKnives OutMarriage Story1917Once Upon a Time… in HollywoodParasitePortrait of a Lady on FireUncut GemsUs
Best Animated FeatureFrozen IIHow to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden WorldI Lost My BodyMissing LinkToy Story 4
Best DirectorBong Joon-ho – ParasiteSam Mendes – 1917Celine Sciamma – Portrait of a Lady on FireMartin Scorsese – The IrishmanQuentin Tarantino – Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
Best ActorAntonio Banderas – Pain and GloryRobert De Niro – The IrishmanAdam Driver – Marriage StoryJoaquin Phoenix – JokerAdam Sandler – Uncut Gems
Best ActressAwkwafina – The FarewellScarlett Johansson – Marriage StoryLupita Nyong’o – UsFlorence Pugh – MidsommarRenée Zellweger – Judy
Best Supporting ActorWillem Dafoe – The LighthouseAl Pacino – The IrishmanJoe Pesci – The IrishmanBrad Pitt – Once Upon a Time… in HollywoodSong Kang-ho – Parasite
Best Supporting ActressLaura Dern – Marriage StoryJennifer Lopez – HustlersFlorence Pugh – Little WomenMargot Robbie – Once Upon a Time… in HollywoodShuzhen Zhao – The Farewell
Best Original ScreenplayKnives Out – Rian JohnsonMarriage Story – Noah BaumbachOnce Upon a Time… in Hollywood – Quentin TarantinoParasite – Bong Joon-ho, Han Jin-wonUs – Jordan Peele
Best Adapted ScreenplayA Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood – Micah Fitzerman-Blue, Noah HarpsterHustlers – Lorene ScafariaThe Irishman – Steven ZaillianJojo Rabbit – Taika WaititiLittle Women – Greta Gerwig
Best EditingFord v Ferrari – Andrew Buckland, Michael McCuskerThe Irishman – Thelma Schoonmaker1917 – Lee SmithOnce Upon a Time… in Hollywood – Fred RaskinParasite – Jinmo Yang
Best CinematographyThe Irishman – Rodrigo PrietoThe Lighthouse – Jarin Blaschke1917 – Roger DeakinsOnce Upon a Time… in Hollywood – Robert RichardsonPortrait of a Lady on Fire – Claire Mathon
Best Original ScoreJoker – Hildur GuðnadóttirLittle Women – Alexandre DesplatMarriage Story – Randy Newman1917 – Thomas NewmanUs – Michael Abels
Best Debut FeatureMati Diop – AtlanticsMelina Matsoukas – Queen & SlimTyler Nilson, Michael Schwartz – The Peanut Butter FalconJoe Talbot – The Last Black Man in San FranciscoOlivia Wilde – Booksmart
Best Film Not in the English LanguageAtlanticsMonosPain and GloryParasitePortrait of a Lady on Fire
Best DocumentaryAmerican FactoryApollo 11For SamaHoneylandOne Child Nation
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link
I count on the voting body to pick the worst and/or most boring shit possible
― Simon H., Tuesday, 24 December 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link
as a Randy Newman fan, I have to say his Baumbach score blew
shoulda picked Atlantics or, if it lives up to press, Uncut Gems
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 03:32 (four years ago) link
Bilge Ebiri with a take
https://slate.com/culture/2019/12/uncut-gems-phony-adam-sandler.html
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 December 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
Bilge seems fun.
― Simon H., Friday, 27 December 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
Besides the fact that "the characters didn't behave like humans" is a boring complaint, the movie is full of small characters who are utterly believable/recognizably human, way moreso than most movies, even
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 27 December 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
there ya go
https://www.slantmagazine.com/film/the-100-best-films-of-the-2010s/
only one in the top ten that made me roll my eyes was #6 (not even as good as Fury Road)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 December 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
“It’s Such a Beautiful Day is the finest animated depiction of depression since Hideaki Anno’s Neon Genesis Evangelion.”
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 27 December 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link