Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

tbf he doesn't think the country belongs to white working class people either

btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w

lmao the guardian have fact checked the patel murder claim

Surprise!! We have been working very hard on making this little film over the past two weeks, very excited to share it with you today. Please RT and share widely. Lots of love, Grace, Jack and Luke xxx #CleanBanditChristmasWish pic.twitter.com/Aex6aGBivL

— Clean Bandit (@cleanbandit) December 9, 2019

Tried to show @BorisJohnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to lie on a pile of coats on the floor of a Leeds hospital.

The PM grabbed my phone and put it in his pocket: @itvcalendar | #GE19 pic.twitter.com/hv9mk4xrNJ

— Joe Pike (@joepike) December 9, 2019

He could shoot someone in the middle of Oxford Street and they'd still vote for him.

love to studiously avoid looking at an image of the devastation my government has wrought and turn it into a 'get brexit done' soundbite

what an absolute monster

top comment on that joe pike tweet is giving me rage

Why didn't he just say look, the NHS has been in decline for decades, long before I took over as PM, mainly because of the strain that uncontrolled immigration has put on the UK infrastructure & partly because previous soft touch governments have allowed health tourism to thrive.

— JJ (@ECFCJJ) December 9, 2019

when there's a football team in the username

even cuddly old Exeter, sorry Tim

We've always had more than our fair share of right-wing nutjobs, I'm sorry to say.

there's a persuasive argument to be made that we invented right-wing nutjobs

Right.

The absolute boy is giving a speech in Bristol about 200 metres from my office in half an hour, going to pop down and have a look

*from somewhere off in the distance, the sound of a penny dropping*

Johnson says he doesn’t want to make policy on the hoof, then says you have to ask if TV license is sustainable given how media is changing ...

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 9, 2019

BJ getting pelters from all angles on the joe pike thing

yeah, even pesto's getting in on the act on twitter

He’s doing a press conference now and getting hammered by all the journalists.

it was a breathtaking moment for sure, absolutely shocking

i'd love to think that it's not happening solely because boris was rude to their mate but... y'know xp

Gift horses, mouths

twitter user @lafargue's essay on corbyn and actual real liberalism is good: https://tribunemag.co.uk/2019/12/jeremy-corbyn-defender-of-liberalism

(i mean it's probably a doomed point in respect f the ppl who actually need to read it)

He’s doing a press conference now and getting hammered by all the journalists.

Surely the ones from the Times, Telegraph, Mail, Sun and Express are giddily encouraging him to go further.

So an ice cream truck (or van, if you prefer), eerie chimes and all, just drove by my place which I found rather odd at first given the season but it in fact came with a pre-recorded message that loudly stated ‘VOTE FOR THE BREXIT PARTY THIS THURSDAY’. What the fuck.

Three Lib Dem leaflets just came through our door today! Two in the last twenty minutes. Amusingly, the first one came all together with Labour, Conservative, and UKIP leaflets.

“Dear fellow citizen” indeed.
https://i.postimg.cc/YSRdyRPr/D34826-E2-44-C9-4-CEE-92-A6-32331336-BF0-F.jpg

And...Lib Dems lost their deposit last time, and haven’t a single councillor in the area.

No shortage of commas in that leaflet

'mr corbyn's ultra-left friends want a neo-communist state'

there's that libdem commitment to truth in politics that voters are so powerfully drawn towards

opens with an exciting promise of destroying the world with nukes, hat tip Jo Strangelove

a vote for the libdems is a vote for j. posadas

i tell you there are few small things in life more satisfying than intercepting all the tory leaflets dropped through your flats' communal letterbox and slowly tearing them up ready for recycling

Lots of inverted commas as well. I enjoy “English, Welsh,,,,Ulster.,Scots”

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-)
LAB: 36% (+1)
LDEM: 12% (-1)
BREX: 3% (-)

via @ICMResearch, 06 - 09 Dec
Chgs. w/ 02 Dec

See more polls:https://t.co/m1hoBpI81D

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) December 9, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELWpBUnX0AAE9Ro?format=jpg&name=900x900

lmao

also otm

Has he thrown the TV licence thing out there to distract the BBC's attention from the phone in the pocket thing?

Corbyn has run the most hate-driven, xenophobic electoral campaign we've seen by a major party in UK politics since probably the 1920s. It's important for our political integrity that we prove the politics of hate does not win. And yes, Corbynites, Anti-Americanism is xenophobia.

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) December 9, 2019

been an absence of Lolico on this thread for a while, thought this was a cracking post!

lolico also left this belter of a comment on joe pike's boris interview clip, he's having an extremely normal on online today

Good on him. This kind of "gotcha" journalism is pathetic.

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) December 9, 2019

Thrillingly Johnson has had an absolute stinker, ran the worst campaign i've ever seen or heard of in my lifetime with absolutely not one thing going his way. It must be weird having self-groomed for the role for 5 decades only to have people collectively wake up to the fact that you're nothing but a posh fucking crook.

And yet this shit show could get a landslide!

boris: eu migrants treating the uk as if it's part of their own country

also boris:

Asked why Tory candidates in Sunderland are not from the area, Boris Johnson says it would 'not be fair to discriminate against people on the basis of where they come from' #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/JbVK34p49I

— ITV News (@itvnews) December 9, 2019

Suspect this is meant to keep the BBC compliant for the last crucial days of the campaign, rather than being a statement of political intent. https://t.co/At06a7lAiL

— Tom Mills (@ta_mills) December 9, 2019

“Dear fellow citizen” indeed.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Sans-culotte_avec_sa_redoutable_pique_-_Lesueur.jpg/220px-Sans-culotte_avec_sa_redoutable_pique_-_Lesueur.jpg

love to do the "right thing" and vote Lib Dem

That quote in any sane universe would be him done

Thrillingly Johnson has had an absolute stinker, ran the worst campaign i've ever seen or heard of in my lifetime.

The size of the crowd waiting for Jeremy Corbyn in Bristol right now is incredible. I hope they show this on the TV news bulletins. Please share it. #VoteLabour #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/RkX8k9ApoA

— Sarah #VoteLabour 🌹 (@ScouseGirlMedia) December 9, 2019

the size of that turnout in Bristol!