Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

cheese melt

Gulag britpop

cuntry house

fucking posh cunt and a foodie cunt and a britpop cunt and a total melt cunt. Jesus .. how can you be so many cunts in one person.

forgot to add smug cunt

I mostly lurk on here but I'll pull away the curtain to call that cunt a cunt.

I for one am shocked

Cunts have warmth and depth. Boris Johnson’s a racist and a serial abuser of women who can’t open his mouth without lying.

wonder if labour will go for student debt write-off as a big GOTV hail mary in the last week

we're aiming at Worst Blur, suzy! dirt, dish, etc

I used to get on with Alex but that was before he married Sam Cam’s best friend. The other three Blurs are solid Labour - and one (Dave) was a PPC in Two Cities in 2015.

Some of you (definitely Ed and Tom D) will have been present at the legendary Freud FAP where Blur turned up separately to have a drink and talk about reunification.

"Cunts have warmth and depth"

awkward, repressed catholic boy lol!

when bj spent his whole life wishing to be pm did he really think it was just going to be going on telly saying one catchphrase over and over?

anyway, guardian saying its a draw so

This is an important point.

If you look at the cross-breaks in the polls, Labour ARE doing badly with older leave voters.

But they're only doing very marginally worse than in 2017. It would only take a small shift in the Leave vote to Lab to be exactly at 2017 levels.

— Dr Moderate (@centrist_phone) December 6, 2019

just going to keep posting the red telephone for little bumps of positivity

responding to

Seeing a lot takes saying ‘not looking good for labour in midlands and bits of north’ which may or may not be true. Important to say that even when Labour won a 10% increase in voter share in 2017 these places swung towards...the Tories.

It’s not new.

— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) December 6, 2019

that guy does my head in. Going by how wrong he usually is on everything - I'd prefer it if he was predicting a 80+ Tory majority.

i might need to go to bed, I've spent twenty minutes on ian duncan smith's facebook page looking at pictures of tory canvassers, absolutely hypnotised by the contrast between gently smiling faces and the absolute spiralling vacuum where souls should be.

dave rowntree just retweeted this

I hear the bongo player from World Of Twist has said he’s voting SDLP.

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) December 6, 2019

I know the bongo player from World of Twist and he is not voting SDLP.

My granny is voting labour fyi

a pity Turrican isn't about!

Phrases you never expected to read on ILX

“Dominic, why are you sweating?” pic.twitter.com/oox6ImVA85

— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) December 6, 2019

the bazza g-man!

Sources say that IDS had a member of staff kill and post this rat to his own office so he could post it on twitter. All part of his continued attempts to paint the opponent as thuggish. And who can blame him? They are! https://t.co/51GT2mIEsd

— Dr Robert 'Rob' Zands PhD (@DrRobertZands) December 6, 2019

Get back to us when these nasty Trots murder 130,000 paupers and disableds and we can talk about brutality you perma-bullshitting spouse-sponging CV-faking wanker

brb that dead rat image is giving me the hunger pangs

Got a cupasoup in bed :)

why does he keep saying the nhs claims are “bermuda triangle stuff”? who does that focus group well with? 40-55 year olds?

Barry Manilow fans

surprisingly unremarked upon how much nicki morgan (who is not standing) is fronting up a lot of the tories' campaign

at least in the media. yet another of their wheezes to avoid democratic accountability

it us:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELJ3AebWwAQKIJO?format=jpg

There are just six days left to save MI5.

Labour’s Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott has supported abolishing it.

Somebody capable of thinking that isn’t fit to protect us from terror. #BBCLeadersDebate #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/xlvJiQ77Zi

— Joe Armitage (@joe_armitage) December 7, 2019

That chart is not as comprehensive as this one from back in August

I am fully losing it at this chart pic.twitter.com/1LNYwQQifK

— Chris Millard (@chrismillard83) August 26, 2019

"Jacques Derrida RIP"

Apologies to Kelly Tolhurst for saying she has done no campaigning, I can see today she has put up one (1) poster and weirdly painted half a wall blue in honour of senpai’s aborted visit.

The complacency and lack of accountability (she is genuinely never here) won’t matter this election but might in five or ten years as more people move out of London, public services decline further (the NHS is by far the biggest employer) and everything gets progressively worse. I can understand why Labour have barely campaigned either (with the strange exception of a Thornberry / Sandy Toksvig double-act) but there are going to be lots of similar places up for grabs next time around.

pic.twitter.com/oa6M0FoUYo

— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) December 7, 2019

Let's not be pessimistic about Thursday but yes I guess that is what happened to Canterbury xp

🤔

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELJ3AebWwAQKIJO?format=jpghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Mr_Blobby%2C_2009.jpg

when the going gets tough it's time to dig the old spirograph out

In the interests of balance, let’s have a tangled web of Johnson’s links to Bannon, Orban, Atlantic Bridge, various Russians who’ve paid £160k to play tennis with him - you get the drift!

isn't there a report about that waiting to be leaked

From the Tory manifesto costing document - learning disability and autism support eliminated totally by 2024 pic.twitter.com/fC7nJm4kkK

— Christmas Eve ain't what it used to be (@bloonface) December 7, 2019

YouGov debate sample included just 36 voters under 24, but included 409 over 65. Hmm 🤔#YouGov #BBCDebate #BBCLeadersDebate pic.twitter.com/I5nOeIIAtT

— Shaun Bonsal (@shaunbonsal) December 7, 2019

frankie boyle immortalised by '3G Wodehouse'

Are we expecting the suppressed Russia report will be leaked closer to the election?

No.

i'm sure Laura will explain how there's nothing in it that we don't already know and anyway it's not true

No - and the whole reason Tories are being all ‘Russians leaked to Reddit’ is to undermine the next few days of 10am press conferences where Corbyn shows some receipts.